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Cowboi 09-05-2010 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Linus (Post 186373)
I would bring a few bottles of Chimay and just enjoy the evening.

Now, if the next poster knock on my door what would you do?



If Linus knocked on my door, I would pull out the cigars to go with the Chimay.

fishinabaggie 09-05-2010 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboi (Post 186401)
If Linus knocked on my door, I would pull out the cigars to go with the Chimay.



If Cowboi knocked on MY door!!!!...I'd say " How the hell did you find us??? Outlaw is in the backyard....go say HI!" :)

SuperFemme 09-05-2010 08:23 PM

If Fishinabaggie knocked on my door I'd bring her in for some tea and cookies.
I'd have to give her some treats to share with our four mini dogs who have no manners and would all want to sit on her lap at the same time.

I'd have her let Outlaw come in from the car so Cal and I could take them to the local winery's.

dixie 09-05-2010 08:27 PM

If SF knocked on my door I would squeal like a little girl then hug her till we probably both passed out from lack of oxygen... lol

MrSunshine 09-05-2010 08:28 PM

If Dixie knocked on my door we'd be heading out. Word!

MaggieBluIze 09-05-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSunshine (Post 186478)
If Dixie knocked on my door we'd be heading out. Word!

If MrSunshine knocked on my door today, I would scream that is was soooooo "FABULOUOS" to see him, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", and then give him a humongous hug!!!!! =)

Spirit Dancer 09-05-2010 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 186508)
If MrSunshine knocked on my door today, I would scream that is was soooooo "FABULOUOS" to see him, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", and then give him a humongous hug!!!!! =)

If Maggie knocked on my door I'd say what took you so long:vigil:

MaggieBluIze 09-05-2010 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 186515)
If Maggie knocked on my door I'd say what took you so long:vigil:

If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door I would *sqeeeeeeeel*, then scream "OMG!!!", then give her the biggest *bear hug* I possibly could and tell her how thankful I was that she came to Texas since I haven't had any luck yet getting to her neck of the woods yet. Then we would curl up on the couch, talk as long we could and eat lots of really great food!!! (food is my weakness and what I love to share with family)

pajama 09-05-2010 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 186519)
If Spirit Dancer knocked on my door I would *sqeeeeeeeel*, then scream "OMG!!!", then give her the biggest *bear hug* I possibly could and tell her how thankful I was that she came to Texas since I haven't had any luck yet getting to her kneck of the woods yet. Then we would curl up on the couch, talk as long we could and eat lots of really great food!!! (food is my weakness and what I love to share with family)

If Maggie knocked on my door, I would greet her with a big :D and a hug. Then I would tell her to please excuse the house, and come on in. Then I'd go back in the kitchen and keep cooking dinner for her and all the TN folks that would be coming over to see her. YAY!!!!

MrSunshine 09-05-2010 10:15 PM

If Pajara knocked on my door today we would :freak: :cookielove: :freak:

pajama 09-05-2010 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSunshine (Post 186528)
If Pajara knocked on my door today we would :freak: :cookielove: :freak:

If Mr. Sunshine knocked on my door today, I would give him a big ole hug and direct him to the back bathroom with the :cookielove:. Then I would look out the door to see if he had brought anyone with him ;)

MaggieBluIze 09-05-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 186523)
If Maggie knocked on my door, I would greet her with a big :D and a hug. Then I would tell her to please excuse the house, and come on in. Then I'd go back in the kitchen and keep cooking dinner for her and all the TN folks that would be coming over to see her. YAY!!!!

If Ana knocked on my door, again, there would be a *squeeeeeeel* with a *huge hug* and would tell her to get her fine hiney in my house and then look back behind her to see who all she brought with her from TN ...
THEN I would be calling Diva to let her know there will definitely be a party in Austin that night!!!!!
"I'm so happy y'all came to me since I haven't made it there yet!!!!!!" ;)

:kissy:

Leigh 09-05-2010 10:50 PM

Wow, if Maggie knocked on My door I'd greet her with a big hug and welcome her to Canada ~ then I'd take her out and show her around My city :D

Gemme 09-06-2010 11:39 AM

If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you to watch the movie we're watching and offer you a drink or snack, but there'd be no hugging. We still reek from working out. :blink:

SuperFemme 09-06-2010 11:49 AM

if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

betenoire 09-06-2010 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 186751)
If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you to watch the movie we're watching and offer you a drink or snack, but there'd be no hugging. We still reek from working out. :blink:

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would fall down dead from superexcited. Then, upon being resurrected, I would shower her in kittens and -insist- she take one home. Then I'd make her some marble magnets while talking her ear off about absolutely nothing.

betenoire 09-06-2010 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 186756)
if gemme poo knocked on my door today i'd hand her a towel fresh from the dryer, and point her to the shower.

then i'd hug her.

then i'd feed her and take her to the beach.

Hmmph! If SF knocked on my door today I would chastise her for that time she cock-blocked my response to Gemme. Then I'd give her a pedicure.

Arwen 09-06-2010 11:55 AM

If Potty knocked on my door, I'd take her out to the thrift stores. Then we'd go have lunch at Kerby Lane!

Gemme 09-06-2010 12:02 PM

Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic. :(

Oh, well. He can live in the closet or on the patio. Kittens are CUTE!

betenoire 09-06-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 186767)
Bete, are those hairless kitten? Organic is allergic. :(

I would give Organic a couple of bottles of antihistamines and a dirty look. :)

If Arwen showed up on my door I'd give her my beautiful framed LotR picture that Nick hates. And I'd give her my pretty faerie fortune cards (illustrated by Brian Froud) that I never figured out how to read.


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