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MizzSabra 11-12-2009 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent;4088
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O yes, GMP, we need to talk about that!

I think you'd get a better reception here than that other place.[/font]


I'm thinkin' you may be correct.


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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4089)
You have no idea what I do when my lady is at school........heh.

Do I want to know?

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 04:18 PM

hot sesame oil
 
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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4094)
Go ahead and tell........Mom always did like you best! Putting cayenne pepper in your jock strap, loser!


O yeah?!

Well, all I'm sayin' is be careful with the lube next time your lady is at school.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4098)

O yeah?!

Well, all I'm sayin' is be careful with the lube next time your lady is at school.

Ohhhh, well maybe I'll just find your "single sexin" tape and put it Facebook. Just like Carrie Prejean. hahahahahaa

evolveme 11-12-2009 04:34 PM

Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

What?

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4106)
Ohhhh, well maybe I'll just find your "single sexin" tape and put it Facebook. Just like Carrie Prejean. hahahahahaa

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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4108)
Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

What?

More to the point, she was solo? Intrigued!

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 04:38 PM

You two need to spend all day online and you'll know all about sex tapes......heh.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4110)
More to the point, she was solo? Intrigued!

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/11...-sex-tape.html

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4082)
GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 05:14 PM

bonne in da house
 
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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4113)

Will this be the link that lures bonnenonmom into the thread? Clearly we need to study how to bait our hooks.


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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4128)
Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

Hot damn! Who knew that lame link would work!? Ezee I want to SEE the tape. Is she self-diddling? Are there inanimate, hell ANIMATE, objects involved? See, this is why we need Bob - this is clearly a job for a librarian!

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4129)
Will this be the link that lures bonnenonmom into the thread? Clearly we need to study how to bait our hooks.

JINX JINX! Posting at the same time! I get to slug you!

POW.

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4113)

that would be more interesting if I knew who Carrie Prejean is, OR if the link went right to the actual sex.

evolveme 11-12-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4128)
The history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4136)
I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

I was wondering where my dollar got to! I had 2 nickels going hard at it to make that dollar, I'll have you know!

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4136)
I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 05:35 PM

I must go pick up the spawn from the after school holding facility.

I expect some bromo porn when I return.

I see Mr. Heaven-Sent put in an explanoratory word on another thread for the lesbian ladypeople . We thank you Mr. Dent.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4134)
that would be more interesting if I knew who Carrie Prejean is, OR if the link went right to the actual sex.

Geez woman, I know you are from a remote area and that you are busy trying to get your freak on, but Carrie Prejean has sorta been on the news the last couple of months or so and not in a good way for our people.

Link about her: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Prejean

Link about sex: www.redtube.com

Here to help!

Kim 11-12-2009 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4029)
Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

I support bromos and bromo porn - hot!

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 05:52 PM

no, really
 
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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4139)
I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.

Um, yeah.

I totes forgot her name.



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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4139)
I see Mr. Heaven-Sent put in an explanoratory word on another thread for the lesbian ladypeople . We thank you Mr. Dent.

Bonneville Salt Flats, your knack for new monikers is as zesty as ever!

Hey, I know I sometimes give les (French pronunciation) ladypeoples a hard time, but my love is real and you and my lovely ladyperson are forever opening my eyes.*


* here is where I would thumbs up if I had one

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 05:53 PM

What's wrong?
 
Dryer lint can be art. I have a lot of free time right now. http://gregcookland.com/journal/uplo...log-713735.jpg

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kim (Post 4158)
I support bromos and bromo porn - hot!

Kim! Isn't this swell!?

In lieu of Bob, we could insert Yucko in our bromage à trois, n'est-ce pas?

I assume he is hot on your tail, er, trail.


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