|
Party like a rock star
I thought for the longest time, Horny like a rock star. I was shocked that, that song passed and was playing at work! Lol Lol |
|
Quote:
Ya know....you jest ain't right!! |
In one of her songs, Melissa Etheridge sings, "To hell with the consequence..." I heard and sang loudly until corrected, "To hell with the concert tix..." :cigar2: |
Quote:
Ain't it GRAND!!!??? :rrose::rrose::rrose: Thank you, thank you very much..... I am an acquired taste after all.... I'm not an 'off the rack' kinda gal.. |
I cant believe I'm admitting this...
Kenny Rodgers "you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel" and 3 Dog Night "Jerimiah was a bullfrog" :seeingstars: |
Rihanna "Whats My Name"
Actual Lyric: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me What I thought: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown ON a girl like me AND Alanis Morisette "You outta know" Actual Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me What I thought: Of the CROSSEYED bear that you gave to me lol Don't as me why! |
Pearl Jam: "Better man"
Real lyric: Can't find a better man Misheard lyric: Can't find amphetamine Allman Brothers: "Ramblin' Man" Real lyric: I was born a ramblin' man Misheard lyric: I was born with Ed McMann |
Michael Jackson> get down withit don't stop
what I heard>> get down with a pork chop |
Real lyrics: I see a bad moon arising... Misheard lyrics: I see a bathroom on the right.... |
Journey....Open Arms...
Lyric "So I come to you with open arms"' My youngest son, when he was about age 6, used to sing at the top of his lungs :" so I come to you, with broken arms" I still can't hear Journey sing that without smiling, and picturing that little 6 yr old..... |
Blinded by the Light?
Wrapped up like a douche.. instead of deuce... Who didn't think that is what it is???? PS love that silly song. |
Enjoy Yourself - The Jacksons
Lyrics:
Baby girl I've been watchin you I can wipe away that frown What I heard: Pretty girl I’ve been watching you I can microwave that frown |
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DEUCHE ..laa la laaaaa
Quote:
I've been wailing wrapped up like a douche OUT LOUD for the last 30 years??? ....I'm going to go crawl in a hole now. ;) |
FAKE Lyrics: Slow motion Walter....fire in the sky...
Real Lyrics: Smoke on the water....fire in the sky! |
[SIZE="6"]bump [/S:hangloose:IZE]
|
Real Lyrics.
Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer What I Heard? Hold Me Closer Tony Danza. lmfao |
Quote:
As for me, it's Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" From childhood, my best friend and I both heard, "...and his hair was purple". We were in our 20's and riding in a car with friend's husband when that song came on. We sang the "purple" line and the husband laughed himself silly. The correct lyric? "...and his hair was perfect". I don't care. I still hear "purple". |
Here you go Bliss. |
Lmao, thank you, thank you, thank you, I so needed a laugh this morning .....xoxo
|
| All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:10 AM. |
ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018