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Eeeeww NO WAY! She looks like Alice from the Brady Bunch, only shorter and fatter.
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What's with the matching suspenders and dorky hats?
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Lay still. I'll tell you when i'm done!
she could suck you dry |
From a customer today:
"I'm ready Hollylane...go ahead and give it to me slowly" :| |
overheard at work
OMG Dave was hard, but Dustin was harder! me...what???????? her.......oh no, I meant Dave smacked my butt hard, but Dustin smacked it harder! |
From LMFAO
"The say I look yummy and they want a taste But I'm a human not a sandwhich." |
I guess it's better than nothing. I guess.
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Do you think we could convince them that slapping each others' face is the new high five?
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if u bend over,it will stretch out!
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I tried that soft bendy thing with Glyn two years ago.
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Quote:
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"Dave's Big and Juicy"
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From some Dude in the :| thread:
"so the last 1-3 inches is not such a bitch to dig out of there?" |
Morbid customer comment taken out of context....
"Like Sonny in the sense that I don't want to run into that tree!" |
at work this week
-"ok....open her up nice & slow"
-"Tim likes my nuts" -"did you play with your balls last night?" -"they were out back...trying to find waldo" -"the stripper is dirty again" |
I thought of this thread when I heard this in a meeting: "oh wow! I could have used what I had and stayed in there."
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A thoughtful co-worker shared:
"I just wiped up after the Lumberjack incident." :| |
"Just get in there and fix it!"
AVP on a conference call Me to a BA, "just come over. it won't take long." I needed to show them I could reproduce the defect at will. |
You are so right, my head is really huge.
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What the hell did you do to that chicken?
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