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I definitely like Dixie's idea lol..
i like to be flirty.. playful, soft whispers, a look, a lil seductive tease, A person would have to be incredibly thick to not realize i want them ;):sunglass: |
Love the song! Love the euphemisms!! I had actually never heard any of them, which I find pretty amazing. Bravo!
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My iPhone not letting me open it but how about this 1931 classic by Harry Roy and the Bat Club Boys, entitled:
"My Girl's Pussy" Subtle, huh? HarryRoyHisBatClubBoys-MyGirlsPussy1931_64kb.m3u 64Kbps M3U Stream Lyrics: There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set. I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy. Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy. Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm. It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean. But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy. There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet. I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy. Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy. So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm. I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves. I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is actually one of my favorite "tunes" to hum... :) |
Ever since the new electronic meters, the call center has been slowly invaded by meter readers posing as customer service agents. Things worked differently out in the field, and there have been quite a few things said in the call center that would never have been heard previously.
Things like... "I'm the new team safety guy, do you need me to spend some time under your desk?" I am a little irritated by it, but sometimes they are so dumb it is amusing. I never let them see me laugh though, I just give them the look of death. Lately, I have become well known for that look. |
OK, so I've reread this and of course now that my jaw has popped back into joint, I want to know what exactly this lewd and lascivious limo ride was about...
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wellllll.....we were in nyc and we were going to a show.....and you know how parking is there lol! so the driver was circling the block waiting for an in and we were talking about tattoos and that turned into show and tell which turned into "can i touch it?" which led into an all girl orgy in the back of the limo. we missed the entire first half of the show cuz the driver just kept circling the block ;) the end |
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From Uncensored History of the Blues
Great thread SoNotHer!
**************************** There's a treasury of blues songs by and about lesbians. Lucille Bogan recording under the name Bessie Jackson, accompanied by pianist Walter Roland from 1935 recorded one of the best. She's talking about bull dykes or bull daggers with B.D. Woman’s Blues: Lyrics: Comin' a time, B.D. women they ain't going to need no men Comin' a time, B.D. women they ain't going to need no men Cause they way treat us is a lowdown dirty sin B.D. women, you sure can't understand B.D. women, you sure can't understand They got a head like a sweet angel and they walk just like a natural man B.D. women, they all done learned their plan B.D. women, they all done learned their plan They can lay their jive just like a natural man B.D. women, B.D. women, you know they sure is rough B.D. women, B.D. women, you know they sure is rough They all drink up plenty whiskey and they sure will strut their stuff B.D. women, you know they work and make their dough B.D. women, you know they work and make their dough And when they get ready to spend it, they know they have to go Ma Rainey's love of women was no secret. She was arrested in 1925 after a police raid at a party where several women including Ma were found together naked and having sex. In Prove It on Me while backed up by a sort of a jazz jug band that featured Thomas Dorsey she sings about the elusiveness of her sexuality and her feelings toward men and women. Lyrics: Went out last night had a great big fight, everything seemed to go all wrong I looked up, to my surprise, the gal I was with was gone Where she went I don't know, I mean to follow everywhere she goes Folks said I'm crooked, I didn't know where she took it, I want the whole world to know They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me Went out last night with a crowd of my friends They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men It's true I wear a collar and a tie Make the wind blow all the while But they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me They sure got to prove it on me They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me I went out last night with a crowd of my friends It must have been women 'cause I don't like no men. Wear my clothes just like a fan Talk to the gals just like any old man 'Cause they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me :rrose: |
I love it. Thank you, Anya!
Folks, if you've never heard of Ma Rainey or you've never seen Ma Rainey's Black Bottom by August Wilson treat yourself. She was a fascinating woman, and Wilson really captures a part of her life and times. Quote:
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O to the M to the G - Wow, Persi!
Lyrics to "The Best Cock on the Block is Eternally Hard" -
t's two in the morning my beeper's going off i'm naked, i roll over enough is enough these bitches always calling me morning, noon, and night Gladys and Rhonda Darlene, she is tight, right? what can i say? they can't stay away from the best cock on the block today it's eternally hard i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors come over and try me, i am like no other you like 'em big? i got a GMC brand you like 'em little? i got a mini pickle i aim to satisfy i aim to please just give me some booty that i can squeeze what can i say? they can't stay away from the best cock on the block today it's eternally hard aw, shit! it's Darlene. i know it by the code i was supposed to be there an hour ago she said, "baby, bring the big one" but i left it with Brooke my dick, it's like chick bait one bite and they're hooked so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted got my eye right on her block and i get distracted slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men well, i need more man in my men we could meet next week, we could be great friends...." no, no... see- i'm a lady lover i'm a lady leaver just one taste and you'll be a believer so girl- take that my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it see i'm just a little girl boy, trying to make my way in a man's world i'm just a little girl boy, trying to make my way in a man's world so... i gotta go. got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO what can i say? they can't stay away from the best cock on the block todaaaaay Quote:
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here's a real fire starter xD
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Yes, that's pyromanic all right....
And when we say "baked a cake," we mean...
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for SoNo
and.... a little more tame but each sexy by default |
A Co worker (straight Lady) and I decided to have a date and go to dinner. Days later she had to go out of town for work and we talked on the phone. I asked her what she was wearing in bed she described some lingerie. When she got back we had a couple more dAtes. The flirting, brushing against each other was definitely there. We made another date at my place. I cooked, we had drinks and watched 9 1/2 Weeks. After that it lasted 5 years.
Usually she will know I want her! I tend to look her way a lot, give compliments, and tease her playfully. |
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