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1QuirkyKiwi 02-18-2012 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 530231)
My cats get the "talk" everyday before I leave for work.....

1) NO KILLING EACH OTHER
2) No popping my air bed
3) No strippers
4) No wild parties
5) No ordering cat toys online!
6) No dealing drugs

Have a good day kids!

Haha! It never stops them, though! They always have that 'I'm so innocent' guilty look on their faces when we human parents get home! LOL!

always2late 02-18-2012 02:12 PM

The "best things in life are free" rule: You will spend a small fortune on toys, catnip, bells, whistles, and several million other things to keep me entertained and/or occupied. I will look at these things once, MAYBE push the toys an inch or so with my paw...and then happily chase a discarded plastic milk bottle cap, or a rolled up ball of aluminum foil for HOURS.

1QuirkyKiwi 02-18-2012 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by woodstock (Post 530243)
The "best things in life are free" rule: You will spend a small fortune on toys, catnip, bells, whistles, and several million other things to keep me entertained and/or occupied. I will look at these things once, MAYBE push the toys an inch or so with my paw...and then happily chase a discarded plastic milk bottle cap, or a rolled up ball of aluminum foil for HOURS.

So, so true! ....And cats will have a secret stash of them hidden behind the Sofa and under the bed! Drinking draws are another favoured toy! :| LOL!

Kent 02-18-2012 03:30 PM

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1QuirkyKiwi 02-18-2012 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kent (Post 530295)

What's twisted her melon? LOL!

Sorry, I couldn't resist....:cheesy:


Martina 02-18-2012 04:20 PM

If mom has a full bladder, jump directly on her bladder and give her a knowing look.

Go to the highest most precarious place in the house and when you fall, calmly groom one paw.

Britt 02-18-2012 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrea (Post 530215)
They can't be real cats. LOL

They're real and they're completely faaaabulous!


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