Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563 (Post 664432)

That awkward moment when....your boss asks you to proof read/edit/and contribute.....to a love letter he's writing to his new foreign girlfriend :| WHO..by the by...may put me out of a job if she ever does come state side.... Here's hoping we have moved by the time THAT happens...

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 664517)

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 664517)

Originally Posted by deedarino (Post 589648)

That awkward moment when...

You are out for a wonderful evening, dancing the night away...looking damn good I must say. On the way back from a little break, you walk across the dance floor toward your destination, noticing all eyes upon you and you think, damn...I look better than I thought :-)

Of course when you get to your table you notice the real reason for the looks; a 3 ft piece of toiley paper stuck to your shoe.

Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563 (Post 664570)

OH Myyyyyyyy :| and I thought I had it bad! :seeingstars:

Originally Posted by Teddybear (Post 664574)

Who paid for the plane ticket back to Russia

Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563 (Post 650552)

I was leaving my client's apartment building to go shopping.... Iheard a noise in a dogwood tree...and when I Looked up there was a squirrel there, munching on a goodie. I stood and talked up at him for a minute...asked him what he was eating....don't judge me...i do this....SO....he was looking at me while I was talking ...then he drops what he's eating and goes up the tree....I picked up his "treat" which was a dogwood fruit, and sniffed it...then....I nibbled on the untainted edge....and right at that moment... I notice 2 old ladies sitting on the balcony watching me :| I told them we can all learn something from nature if we try....lol But I DONT recommend dogwood fruit...some things Should be left to nature ;) I got a protein bar while I was out instead :)

:moonstars:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 664517)

Originally Posted by Miss_J (Post 664623)

That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??

Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563 (Post 665358)

that awkward moment when...you are in the drive thru at mcdonalds...behind a cop....and you put your purse on the steering wheel to root for some cash...and you accidentally blow the horn :|

Originally Posted by skeeter_01 (Post 665318)

:eyebrow::eyebrow::eyebrow:

oh no he dit-int!!.... :|

side note...i hope you'll be gettin' a little extra in your check next time!! :eyebrow:

Originally Posted by Miss_J (Post 664623)

That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??

Originally Posted by yotlyolqualli (Post 648075)

... when you sit down and pen a hot, graphic, detailed erotic email to your SO and hit SEND, and realize you just sent that highly erotic piece of penmanship to your sister.

Yeah.