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I don't know tantalizingfemme, Bully and i have lived together going on a year and i still can't do it.
I never even mention it. As a matter of fact, here in this open forum is the only time i've ever said the word poop since i met her. (which is actually one year tomorrow. Happy anniversary to us) PS....i rattled paper here by the computer just now when i typed the P word so she wouldn't hear or know. |
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Same here
My ex and I were together for YEARS and while I am sure he knew that my body acted like everyone else's, he never got confirmation-lol.
I had a c-section with my first child and everyone who has had surgery knows, they do not let you leave until you can use the bathroom-THAT way. Yes, I know the reasons for it and understand completely. There I was, body systems were waking up from anesthesia, I was finally able to eat and beyond ready to get home. And I knew what I had to do to leave. But, the ex had NEVER, until that point, been allowed to be near the bathroom at that time. However, I was post c-section and could not stand up with assistance. I was literally torn between buzzing for a nurse and calling him for help. It is funny now but then, I was mortified. And I ended up calling him rather than take the nurse away from her tasks. I think that the extreme awareness of things like this may be Southern ;) Southern product alert: http://poopourri.com/ :sparklyheart: |
I'm of the mind that holding it in is a really shitty prospect....
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PoopS Happy Anniversary |
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"Everyone Poops" by Taro Gomi
http://maukamakai.files.wordpress.co...e-poops-05.jpg
I had a room mate in college and for 4 years she would turn the water on full blast whenever she was in the bathroom. Every so often me or one of the other roomies would mess with her and talk to her through the door while she was in there. I'm sure she was in there thinking "assholes! I gotta poop!" Yeah, we were assholes.:blink: |
I have a cat who LIVES for me to have to poop. She likes to be petted by me from my seated position on the toilet, vibrating her tail to insist I do it, or gently scratching my lower leg if I ignore her. Sometimes, in addition to trying to produce a poop, I've also got a lap top sitting on the edge of the bathtub and a People magazine in my hands- the last thing I need is to be stroking a needy cat! The problem is that if I close the door all the way, she will scratch the door and cry and try desperately to get inside. If I close it almost all the way, then there is a sufficient boundary from BB, and I just have to hope that she doesn't knock open the door, leaving it grossly ajar, such that the whole spiritual experience of the poop is ruined. Wow, I didn't know I had so much to say on this topic :|
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Oh it's true. So true. Other ideas... ~ Give "them" a job to do outside and tell them to HURRY and run to the bathroom when you hear the door shut. ~ Turn on the shower, if you need extra time. ~ Take a broom or mop in with you so they think you are cleaning. ~ Sneak in, if they are in another part of the house and gently close the door without them knowing you are in there at all. (this one takes practice) ~ If you are out in a store or something, say "honey, i'm gonna look at the underwear, i'll catch up to you later". They never follow and you have all the time you need to do your um business. Just a few tricks of the trade i thought i'd share.... |
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June said excrete. The world is gonna explode!!! or maybe just me!! |
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Hurry!!!!! Close your eyes and look away!!! |
I guess for me, it's the idea that hy knows what I am doing. And turning on the water for me is like sending out an alert to those within earshot that I'm gonna be pooping.... lol
Poop talk is so funny....fart talk makes me lol too. |
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meaning I blame my mother too! (for some, not all, bathroom rules; toilet paper issues, included) |
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Amen. |
When Jackhammer and I were dating long distance I would fly to LA for a week or more and for at least the first 10 trips I would send her to the store.
Generally for Diet Dr. Pepper. As soon as she pulled out of the driveway, it was a mad dash for the bathroom! Fling open the door, turn on the fan, pre-spray the area with Glade, open the window, crap as quickly as possible while flushing the whole time, and then when done you have to stand there fanning the door back and forth to force the smell out the open window. |
This is some funny shyt i tell ya.
I'm with nycfembbw, i didn't know i had so much to say on this topic either. I'm giving out lists of ways to cope with the problem. I didn't realize other peeps had this problem too. Maybe we have a poop phobia or something. Maybe we should start a support group. |
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I wasted more money on the tons of soap and water I used to wash my hands then it would have to cost to hand over one or two more. |
We'd need another bathroom. Having parasalsis (sp) is a real bummer.... No garlic!!!!
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