A. Because the moon waxes.
Q. Why won't my dog come in from the cold?

Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?

To confuse us....

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

it's all about being a clean prick


why do dentists say "open wide, you'll feel a little prick"?

because you apparently live in the 'way behind' time zone.

why won't this house pack itself up?

A: because you elected to be manly and didnt order the self-packing boxes kit (which comes complete with self-wrapping bubble wrap and newsprint as well as a self-loading uhaul) :giggle: Q: if we get olive oil from olives, where do we get baby oil?

the answer to that is too obvious.

when will you be here to help pack?

because truth telling is for the chair.

why is why a seemingly infinite question?

A/Q: Why do you want to know?

Q: Why couldn't it be Saturday instead of Thursday?

it's monday, actually

why is the sky blue?

because green would look too "icky"

why does it have to be so damn cold?

because you live in the "so damn cold" part of the country.

why is one foot bigger than the other?

To make inserting foot in mouth more uncomfortable!!

What is the speed of dark??

So that they don't smell...

If we can control our dreams where is the remote???

A. In the sofa.
Q. Why does Pooh wear a shirt but not pants?

he just likes to set his monkey free


Doesn't everyone want that?