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Words 02-12-2010 03:02 PM

Hey, we could have a 'button' *snigger* painting event at the Reunion with a game of 'Guess the colour' after!

Blade 02-12-2010 03:02 PM

Ok I guess what I would be curious of is WHO looks at their labia WHO? I'd like a show of hands of the femmes who are that flexible, please. And what on earth did the woman use to compare it with, to decide her's had lost it's color?:pointing:

OMG yall are killing me with this thread. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a month maybe 2 months.

Queerasfck 02-12-2010 03:04 PM

V-Day for the lonely guy.

http://i8.tinypic.com/6ce5x7r.jpg

Mister Bent 02-12-2010 03:04 PM

Who?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 48730)
Ok I guess what I would be curious of is WHO looks at their labia WHO? I'd like a show of hands of the femmes who are that flexible, please.

Well.

Some people like to watch what's happening while, you know, things are "happening."

So, they might look then.

I'm just guessing, of course.

Jett 02-12-2010 03:12 PM

Of course none of this would be complete without some Bleach Bum... no self respecting person would be seen without it...

*oml*

Words 02-12-2010 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metropolis (Post 48738)
Of course none of this would be complete without some Bleach Bum... no self respecting person would be seen without it...

I was waiting for someone to bring that up! LOL...

Crazy, isn't it.

always2late 02-12-2010 03:21 PM

OMG...thank you for this thread! I so needed the laugh. I don't think I've laughed this hard since I first heard about butt bleaching.

A bleached butt and a pinked hooch...its a Valentine's Day extravaganza!! :rofl:

The_Lady_Snow 02-12-2010 03:23 PM

I gotta ask...

What if your labia is say

NOT PINK...

THEN WHAT???:veggie:

Apocalipstic 02-12-2010 03:46 PM

This may be my fav thread in years!
 
I really have never noticed anyone's chocha and/or anal pore needing to look more "youthful".

Snow, I did see a blue "area" once and I worried maybe air was not getting to it?

always2late 02-12-2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 48745)
I gotta ask...

What if your labia is say

NOT PINK...

THEN WHAT???:veggie:


Well it can be now! All different shades apparently (if the ad is correct) LOL

always2late 02-12-2010 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 48728)
Did anyone happen to read about Jennifer Love Hewitt saying she had a friend glue bedazzle beads all over hers?

(In my best "Have you got any Grey Poupon" voice)

"I've never had to decorate to get the "boys" to my yard"


Medusa
superior hooch

(I have a total Valentine's Day crush on Medusa for this post)

Medusa 02-12-2010 03:56 PM

It kinda looks like their colors fall into the "pink only" category.

They need to add some deeper colors!

Andrew, Jr. 02-12-2010 04:13 PM

I love this thread. It is the best threat evah! I have done nothing but laugh hysterically. :sushi: anyone?

Love,
The Hoochie -Coo Man :thumbsup:

Cyclopea 02-12-2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 48765)
It kinda looks like their colors fall into the "pink only" category.

They need to add some deeper colors!

Yes, what about the goths? Don't they need colored merkins too?

Sachita 02-12-2010 05:05 PM

rock and roll hoochie coo... hell I want mine to be green like its alive and growing. lol then again it might cause concern. lol

what have I been doing all my life!

QueenofQueens 02-12-2010 05:15 PM

Who knew?
 
Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.

Andrew, Jr. 02-12-2010 05:18 PM

Sachita,

You have penicillen for that love. :stiletto: Go have some fun!


Queen of Queens,

I am not sure of what to say, so :farmer: that's me thinking of you!


Love,
Mr. Hoochie Coo

Apocalipstic 02-12-2010 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenofQueens (Post 48806)
Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.


I know.....

See what we have (NOT) been missing!

:awww:

Shhhhh, let's not let on that we know better.

Cyclopea 02-12-2010 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenofQueens (Post 48806)
Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.

And mine is naturally pink!
:eek:

Apocalipstic 02-12-2010 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyclopea (Post 48812)
And mine is naturally pink!
:eek:


God I hope mine still is, now that I am aging.....

must
remember
to
check


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