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Kast 11-16-2009 10:24 AM

No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, squaline,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!

Diva 11-16-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6421)
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, ethanol,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!


Bent does work for me.
Diva participates well!
Bend me baby, bend me good!


:fallenangel:





Kast 11-16-2009 10:39 AM

I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)

KayCee 11-16-2009 10:47 AM

Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Speaking about getting in trouble..FAST..!!http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...s/freakout.gif

Queerasfck 11-16-2009 11:44 AM

For Chester
 
Chester does back flips
has foamy rabid dog mouth
seeks new dog friends

Diva 11-16-2009 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6432)
I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)


Stop teasing me, You!
I like the spankings too much!
Bent over, I'll stay.....


:innocent:





Mister Bent 11-16-2009 07:53 PM

Thou shalt use the Bent's name in vain.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6421)
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 6429)
Bent does work for me.



Quote:

Originally Posted by kat6071 (Post 6436)
Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Y'all rang?


So, yeah, this is slight deviation from the true form of haiku, which has more "rules" than I posted here (but most importantly, a haiku should "paint a mental image in the reader's mind.") Despite rumors to the contrary, though, I'm not that uptight and simply borrowed the verse form for amusement sake.

Carry on.

Diva 11-17-2009 12:22 AM

I've got Your painting,
Mister Anal Rule Bender.
Gotta bent brush, too.



<giggle>


Medusa 11-17-2009 12:35 AM

Bad shoe-eating dog
You better be glad you're loved
Fuzzy peach dragon.

Gemme 11-17-2009 12:35 AM

I'm pure as new snow
and know not of what you speak
but it seems like fun.

Diva 11-17-2009 08:40 AM

I had a bad dream
About my own 2012:
Pandemonium.



KayCee 11-17-2009 08:54 AM

Mr Bent came in
Diva too
Kam all along
I'm bent now
Gotta get out of here!

Diva 11-19-2009 03:32 AM

Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.



:musicnote:





Tommi 11-19-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 8469)
Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.


:musicnote:


Sometimes I want heat

The kind on her ass is best

Flat of my hand HOT
:leatherdad:

Kast 11-19-2009 10:17 PM

Spanky haiku thread
This is where the fun is found.
All other threads, ho hum.

lol... (just kiddin')

Mister Bent 11-19-2009 10:25 PM

ode to her favorite icon
 
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Softly 11-19-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 8967)
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm


:giggle:
:cracked:

that's all I got.

Diva 11-19-2009 11:15 PM

Ode To A Cock Sock
 
Cock :sock: oh cock :sock:
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

:eyebat:

Gemme 11-20-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 8967)
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 8996)
Cock :sock: oh cock :sock:
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

:eyebat:

You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

Queerasfck 11-20-2009 02:55 PM

As nature intended it!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 9255)
You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation
it's unnatural

Diva 11-20-2009 06:30 PM

The :sock: just stores it
for later; Safe protection,
It doesn't see dust! :curtain:

Gemme 11-20-2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 9263)
No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation
it's unnatural

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 9327)
The :sock: just stores it
for later; Safe protection,
It doesn't see dust! :curtain:

One naturalite
and one cock sock cozy girl
makes for an odd pair

Passionaria 11-21-2009 02:57 AM

Nuyorkrican
 
:cigar:NUYORKRICAN

from pen to sketchbook
heart gushing pain phrased beauty
emotions flowing

rivers of poems
verbal enshrinement's to love
volumes bound in pain

each poem a ghost
calling her name back to life
internet hauntings

sentimentos
canciones corta vena
aaaaye Bendito

cut me to the bone
corazón está roto
with death in your eyes

carino mio
my heart could not bear to watch
your suffering for love

~*~

intoxicating
poetic Belladonna
sad tender sadist

poisonous flower
enchant me into darkness
Datura mio

sacrificed my heart
at the altar of your pain
and left me bleeding

so cold tan sola
my hearts blood is on your knife
exquisite Sadist

from my wounded heart
blood red Datura blossoms
in your memory

Tommi 11-21-2009 06:27 AM

Encore Encore. Passionaria, what powerful words wrapped around the minds eye. :writer:

Mister Bent 11-22-2009 06:20 PM

knuckle dragging butch
beat my chest, make big fire
stick my :sock: in it

Diva 11-22-2009 06:43 PM

Don't make me chop wood.
I'm busy doing laundry.
Oh! Those dirty :sock:s

evolveme 11-22-2009 07:21 PM

It Had Been Two Months
 
Tonight in Target
I fell again. Fuck you strange
brain disease. You suck.

Miami 11-23-2009 06:17 AM

Anger seeps from me,
I strive to heal the pain now,
By watching her smile.

Passionaria 11-23-2009 05:41 PM

{{{Tommi}}}
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommi (Post 9483)
Encore Encore. Passionaria, what powerful words wrapped around the minds eye. :writer:

Thank you! I was afraid this might be offensive to some...... I appreciate your supportive words.

:candle: Pashi

Mister Bent 11-23-2009 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passionaria (Post 10993)
Thank you! I was afraid this might be offensive to some...... I appreciate your supportive words.

:candle: Pashi

It's the fucku haiku thread, we come to be offended.

Your piece was not the least offensive, to me. Tale told in elongated haiku, well done!

Mister Bent 11-23-2009 05:47 PM

my bottle of gin
where are you when I need you?
oh damn! I quit you

Passionaria 11-23-2009 06:04 PM

{{{Mr. Bent}}}
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 10996)
It's the fucku haiku thread, we come to be offended.

Your piece was not the least offensive, to me. Tale told in elongated haiku, well done!

your warm welcome felt
kind words appreciated
Thank you Mister Bent

:candle: Pashi

evolveme 11-23-2009 06:44 PM

Mother, you are nuts,
but we've known this now for years.
(You talk to dead folks!)

bonne-maman 11-23-2009 11:21 PM

I am not alone
in my bed with Peter Pan.
It's a little strange.

:junesmiley:

Diva 11-24-2009 06:33 AM

For the Ft. Hood shooter
 
You are paralyzed.
Death would have been far too kind.
You should stay......and watch.

Diva 11-24-2009 06:37 AM

Let me tell You all;
And it needs to be ok.....
Let's deal together.

Diva 11-24-2009 06:41 AM

For my Sissy!
 
Sissy, my Sissy,
I'm glad I'm Your example!
Like Strumpet, like Tart! :toast:


Medusa 11-24-2009 09:18 AM

Someone just farted
Nasty office-mates, you suck
Fart in your own cube!

Mister Bent 11-24-2009 08:24 PM

take your toys and go
and your ugly backlash, too
don't think you'll be missed

Diva 11-24-2009 09:20 PM

I love cream soda!
Who can describe its goodness?
Who cares? It's yummie!



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