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Barbi-ettes, n. Barh bee etts, from the French "KeepUsClose`"
1. Individuals of the femme persuasion who exhibit plastic behaviors such as sweetness and kindness to any other individual of the femme persuasion within earshot. This immediately devolves into meanness when that same individual of the femme persuastion steps out of range. 2. Exists within individuals of the butch persuasion but known as GoodBuddioso for that group. |
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We do blush in the warmth of your praise. However, we do try to stick to terms that are not "real" in the sense that we did not make them up. We fear that by defining real community label such as Transensual/TG etc that we might unavoidably cause real harm to someone. So we are disinclined to acquiesce to any such request. But we do invite you to submit other terms or ideas. Sincerely, The Staff |
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The new place looks great Love what you've done with it Happy happy happy that you're finally moved in I did tell you how happy I was about the move, right? |
Some of these are just too damn funny.
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Poltergeist Syndrome (pole ter guyst sin drohm) n. Medical from Latin polter for scary stuff Maynard
1) This syndrome is characterized by a need to preview threads to see if "they're heeeeeeeeere". Individual is usually practicing some type of avoidance technique usually necessary for avoidance of drama, stupidity, drama, ignorance, drama or really dumb people - or any combination there of. Normally found in people of traditionally sound minds who have reached some personal limit. Symptoms can be relieved by judicious use of Ignore feature and topical application of "STFU". STFU should not be applied in public as the fumes can attract Drama Llamas. |
EloquentMusism (el oh kwent muse ism) n. From Latin eloquent speaking out
1) A person who has this condition is easily identifiable. They post and the next 5-10 posts will reflect some of the following comments "I can't rep you yet" "Wow! The system says I have to spread myself around" or "You said what I wanted to say only better". Someone who suffers from EloquentMusism can sometimes also suffer from a rare disability of "DontWannaPedestal" and they will keep falling off if placed too high. NOTE: This definition refers to an archaic repping system wherein you could only rep someone every 50 times you repped. I know...barbaric, right? |
PERV (purv) n. from French purve to leer
1) Sometimes, PERV is an anacronym for Person Enjoying Raunchy Views. 2) Can be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can not post without some sexual reference on some level. This inability to be clean is not seen as a flaw. Instead, many denizens of the Planet seem to encourage their local PERVs by writing compelling posts and leaving doors wide open for PERVs to come through. See BananaBoi, DallasLesbian, WolfyOne and Turino for male PERV identification See RavenStar, AmiYesIAm and Trinity3 for female PERV identification |
Knyght (nite) n. From the Breton to protect and serve
1) An individual of the butch persuasion almost exclusively. Can be identified by a deep desire to do the right thing, protect the femme (not to be confused with the weak for that is a very bad idea as every knight has or will learn), and to right wrongs. A Knyght-afflicted individual may require that all those around hym speak respectfully of and to thos of the femme persuasion. Hy may also make outrageous claims about his own behaviour and then actually live up to it. It is difficult to be a knyght for one must keep one's armor spotless at all times or hy may be set upon by UglyMouthed Homonids. Knyghts, in general, are seen as a very rare breed. See also, Poser |
Corrupted Femme (kore rupt ted fim) n. From the Persian for naughty naughty girl
1) An individual of the femme persuasion who can not stop from being naughty. She isn't a good girl but she isn't quite a bad girl either. She's basically snow white except she drifted. Mae West is a corrupted Femme. Katherine Hepburn isn't. The corrupted femme can be identified by the signature tattoo that identifies her as **** of the Corrupted Femmes. If you are butch and are cornered by one or more corrupted femmes, save yourself and do as they ask. It will be easier if you comply. NOTE: Tend to congregate in threads dedicated to bad behaviours. |
Grammar Police (grahm err poh leese) n. from the Lemurian "commascountstupid"
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has a kneejerk reaction to spelling and grammar. They can be identified by their subtle (and not-so-subtle) corrections of others' posts. This affliction is rarely curable and can attract Drama Llamas. Often Grammar Policians can be found reaching their last straw with Sympathy Sponges who seem to naturally have poor grammar and spelling. The sad fact is that the Grammar Police often forget that good spelling and proper grammar are like etiquette... learned skills. Not all individuals are blessed with these gifts. The Grammar Police are easily identified by their response to the dyslexic defense. An individual who is truly afflicted with GP will fire back, "I'll buy you a dictionary if you promise to use it." This often requires a Peach or Administratus sighting and it is never good for the Grammar Polician who invokes this occurrence. Grammar Police afflicted individuals often gather together to stroke their own egos. NOTE: The author of this dictionary is afflicted with this syndrome. She apologizes because she really can't help herself. Honest. |
Pimp Juice (pimp joose) n. From the Junarian to soak up
1) An esoterical as well as slighty hysterical beverage that is known to make strong femmes weak in the knees. This magical concoction is rendered in a blendered format and administered only under the care of the very brave or the very stupid. That one is still up in the air. It is highly desirable, incredibly expensive, but can be found at bus stations if you are willing to talk to strange men (no, stranger than DUDE) who dress in sharp suits, wide ties and floppy hats. |
Leg Pee'er (lehg pee erh) n. From the Rastafarian JaIsDog
1) Sometimes: An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an irrational need to post just after their partner stating that said partner is THEIR partner just in case the entire forum didn't know that the heartline POOPSIE IS MINE matched the heartline I'M HER POOPSIE. Seen in individuals with low self esteem and shaky relationships. When a Leg Pee'er pees repeatedly in the same day, it can be stated with some validity that the relationship is on the way out. 2) Sometimes: An individual of the zombutch:| or zombitch :| persuasion who can not contain their excitement and admiration for another individual of the zombutch:| or zombitch:| persuasion. Seen as a high compliment among the Zombie:| population. |
Hugglehump (huh gull huhmp) v. From the Goofy to Stud Worship
1) To wrap your leg around another individual's leg while moving your buttocks up and down rapidly simulating the act of copulation. Apparently a strange form of greeting among those who EWE might see on the Island late at night. Similar to dogs' sniffing one another's anal glands. |
ShouldaCouldaWoulda (shuh da wuh da cuh da) n. From the German to regret
1) This is a medical condition which can afflict individuals of the butch or femme persuasion. Often accompanies a severe DramaLlamaphobia (fear of Drama Llamas). The affected individual will go to great lengths to avoid attracting Drama Llamas including never posting in public,signing on invisibly or just cruising around as a guest. Often can be found in chat and PM's talking about what they wish they'd had the nerve to say. Highly curable. Suggestions include type therapy and finding innocuous threads to post on. Growing a spine and developing a thick skin are necessary as well |
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ZomButches (zohm boo chess) n. From The Qwockian to be snide
1) An individual of the butch persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face (:|). Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you :blah: thread. Zombie wandering is of a concern as Zombies breed like bunnies. Zombie breeding deserves a :| all its own. Zombie posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombutches tend to congregate wherever there are Zombitches. ZomBitches (zohm bit chess) n. From The Sarongina to be snide 1) An individual of the femme persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face (:|) . Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you :blah: thread.. Zombitches have more tendency to wander than Zombutches. They also tend to be Rep Whores. As with Zombutches, Zombitches posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombitches tend to congregate wherever there are Drama Llamas. It seems to be a national Zombie hobby. The Zombie Tribe once had a Queen. They now wander unruled. Addendum by JoeCTigger addendum to above definition....a butch can be a zombitch on occassion and vice versa. The combination of zombu/itch is a shortened form to address most that post in the thread, although some do not enjoy the term at all and prefer to be referenced as y'all...and they will mock you if you post nakedly (without a :| on your post in the Zombie thread.) |
Q: Rep Whore???? Is there a definition
Curious in Texas A: If you rep me, I'll tell you..... |
Mimiitis (me me eye tiss) n. From the Latin LOOKATMELOOKATMEUS
1) Medical condition marked by "I" and "Me" statements geared towards drawing attention to oneself. Prevalently seen in those with low self-esteem masked as inflated egos. Can be socially fatal. Sufferers have a tendency to tell the same story over and over again unless comments are made. Can be of the Derailer tribe but tends to be solitary. Aloof when approached and can be deadly when called on the behaviour. May exhibits signs of Sympathy Spongism. |
Reputation Whore (rep you tay shun hohr) n. From the Flemish YoureFunnyIAmTooa
1) an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who craves little green balls. Marked by a determination to post fun, witty things so that he or she can gain more little green balls. Can be overbearing in their need for little green balls and may even ask for little green balls. If given the slightest leeway, they will roam about the forums begging for more reputation. 2) alternative, an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who gives little green balls to anyone so that he or she can give little green balls to those he or she really wants to give little green balls. Marked by a frustration with people who post too many fun, witty things so that he or she can only rep them once in a blue moon and not every time. Can be overbearing in their need to remark "I have to spread myself around" or "I'm in rep time out" or "I need to be more of a ho so I can rep you again". Threads have been created to try to help them spread themselves around. Fostering this type of whoring is highly recommended. |
VIAGONG (veye ah gohng)
Generic names: RaiseThePlankam Brand names: Viagong Why is Viagong prescribed? Viagong is used in the treatment of premature gongulation and rigiditisgongitis for short-term relief of these symptoms. Possible SideEffects: DoubleVision (by Foreigner), Feels Like The Very First Time, Like a Virgin POPCULTURE EXAMPLE: (the first ad from the Island of Dreams for Viagong) Hi... My name is Snow... You guys may know Me from the fact I ride that huge steed(a horse ya pervs not a butch) through B-F on My way to hell... What you don't know is pregongulation syndrome... Yes many have suffered from it.... For example Stud... He has taken this.. Viagong...... He now can go through life without having pregongulation..... He now patiently waits with the rest of the butches and his plank well that plank is now pre free... So remember... Viagong.... It can make you a better man too....;) |
KyssmyAvataritis (kiss meye av ah tahr eye tiss) n. From the Qwockian to whore avatars
1) A condition that afficts individuals of the femme and butch persuasion causing them to change their avatars more frequently than their underwear. Persons so afflicted can be found on Google Image search throwing up any word that might get them the image they crave. They will pee on your leg for the right avatar. If you try to feed someone suffering from KyssmyAvataritis, please be aware that the image should be properly sized or you may draw back a bloody stump. And whatever you do, don't use their avatar EVAH. Even if they are not currently using it. The psychological school of thought is that this ties into MEMEITIS in some fashion but KyssmyAvataritis sufferers have banded together to fight this definition. |
POUNDIFICATE (pown dif eh cayt) v. From the Vulgarian to force it down your throat
1) The act of saying something so forcifully that one's recipient feels like they are choking on one's words. Often accompanied by overuse of the CAPSLOCK key and exclamation point. Normally repeated verbatim if anyone so much as intimates unfamiliarity with the reason for the force in the first place. |
My 2 Cents (meye too sense) n. phrase from the YaddaYadda to pontificate and pull out early
1) A phrase having to do with or indicating an individual of the butch or femme persuasion's inability to stand behind what they say. Thought to lessen the impact of strong opinions and dogmatic statements. An obligatory offering of information. Often seen amended with "with inflation, it's my 5 cents worth". Can be used to negate other's thoughts, feelings and input as well. "Well that's just your 2 cents. Anyone else care to speak now?" When used judiciously, this phrase can have effect. When one spreads one's cents anywhere and everywhere, one is often left without sense. |
Eating Of Brains (ee ting ohf brayns) n. from the Zombius to intimidate
1) This practice is found specifically within the Zombie tribe also referred to as Zombutches, Zombitches and collectively, Zombu/itches. When one encounters the Zombie tribe, one can expect to be stared at but most likely not spoken to. This is the Zombie way. Should one say something exceptionally witty or intelligent or cause a Zombie to laugh, one is in imminent danger of having one's brains eaten. This consumption of grey matter should be seen as a high compliment as the Zombie tribe only eats that which they like. This is the Zombie way. Sometimes alternatively seen as a dismissive statement stemming from the idea that to consume someone's brain would not take that long. Examples of brain eating can be found here. |
Spreading The Love (spreh ding tha luhv) v. From the Latin Amoremoremorebabyohyeahmore to get some
1) The act of parting the thighs of one's lover in order to create greater access to..... AHEM. 2) The act of telling an individual of the butch or femme persuasion how much you enjoyed something that they said on a thread. This act can be accomplished in a public or private matter. 3) The act of giving someone a little green ball (see Reputation Whoring) |
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Technophobe (tek noh fohb) n. From the Greek Computerscaremea
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an inherent difficulty with basic computer/tv/stereo/dvd type items. Thinks in regular terms and doesn't know the difference between a bit and a byte. Can be identified easily when they try to insert a 5 1/4 disk into a 3.5 slot. Don't even try to hand them a CD-Rom. They will use it as a coaster. Positive Identification Tips: 1. Do they have a technophile on speeddial 2. Can they spell Linus in their sleep |
Technophile (tek noh file) n. From the Greek ComputersImAWhizzia
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can coax anything from any computer. Known to have alphabetical indentations on their finger tips from spending inordinate amounts of time on the keyboard (do not confuse with Hottubbian). Technophiles tend to hang out here. There are 4 known grades of technophile. These are : • Knowsome • Knowalot • Knowitall • Linus and PapaC |
Car (Kahr) n. From the American GOTTAGOGOTTAGO to motor
1) To an individual of the butch persuasion, a car is a vehicle that must be maintained regularly. Oil should be checked. Gas should never fall below a certain level. The windshield should be washed as well as the body of the car. Tires should be checked. A car can be an extension of the butch hym/herself. Never mock a butch's ride. 2) To an individual of the femme persuasion, a car is a vehicle that must take them shopping, to the clubs and out for coffee. Should it make sputtering, coughing, ticking or any other kind of non-radio noise, it should be ignored until the butch says, "How long has that noise been going on?" The correct answer is, "What noise?" All lights should be ignored for a week at least and then plaintively pointed out to the individual of the butch persuasion by saying something similar to "Honey, does that light mean anything?" Stereotyping may occur. Any offense should be checked at the door. Thank you. |
June2Pencephile (Joon too pents file) n. From the Zombian WHOAWHATSHESAID to emulate
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who wants to grow up to be just like June2Pence who is known for her crankypants postings and June Cleaver admiration. Can be identified by threadstalking behavior and using Juneisms in sig files. Not thought to be fatal unless it makes June cranky. Then all bets are off, popcorn is popped and salads are shot. |
Detestapedastlephobia (dee test ah ped eh stahl foh bee ah) n. From the ButchianFemmian to admire
1) The fear that your reputation is getting ahead of you. Commonly associated with those in the top ten best reputation category. Can invoke a deep-seated need to say nothing witty or funny or intelligent for fear of attracting the green-ballers. Sometimes associated with Reputation Whore. Most often witnessed in PM's to others who are burdened with a large number of little green balls. Non-fatal in most cases. Can be cured immediately with a new profile. |
RideAstridus (rie dah strie duhs) n. From the Harleyian To VroomVroomVrrrroooooooommmmm
1) A medical condition associated with two-wheeled motorized vehicles. Afflicts individuals of the butch and femme persuasion. Seems to be associated closely with those of the Tribe Dykus Du Bikus. A fondness for wrapping one's legs around a hot metal cylinder that throbs (not to be confused with sex toys... although there is still some heated debate within the medical community) as well as an overwhelming need to let the asphalt roll out in front of you. Tends to have symptoms of wanderlust and just plain old lust. A penchant for leather can also accompany this condition. Consider chronic but not fatal unless grandstanding occurs. Frequently found to incur hearing losses in some varieties of this. Known varieties include:
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Ignoramousrulious (ig no ray mohs roo lee oh sus) n. From the Basque to pretend ignorance of rules
1) This condition afflicts individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasions alike. It is characterized by a type of Tourette's which causes a person to post in a thread after reading one post (sometimes just the title of the thread can trigger this condition). Sufferers do not know how to begin at the beginning to determine what the boundaries of said thread are. They simply read something and respond. Often this incurs the proverbial smackdown by thread regulars who may or may not play well with others. Said smackdown is often delivered by more than one person which can result in the Ignoramousrulios sufferer's responding in kind. This is never a good idea on the sufferer's part as it only incites the smackerdowners. Ignoramousrulios has a 100% cure rate when treated appropriately. Often this requires repeated applications of smackdowns on the thread in question and PM's as well. Only the very aware can be completely cured. Ignoramousrulios is often seen in the ButImANewbie individuals as well as the RuleDon'tApplyToMe type. The first is more easily cured and the second tends to attract Drama Llamas. Caution is urged in the second. |
SMACKDOWN (smak down) n. From the Narnian to correct
1) The act of correcting someone's behaviour in a non-gentle way. Can be delivered by an individual of the butch or femme persuasion. Is considered extremely necessary by the Smackdowner and extremely unnecessary by the Smackdownee. This act is best administered in PM for the first application. If necessary, can be followed up by a more stringent smackdown in public. Normally best to back off and let the mods do their job unless you like timeouts. Often seen in cases of Ignoramousrulious and ZombieNekkidness. |
Fagtastic (fag tass tick) adv. From the QueerEyeian to be like us
1) To be supercalifagilistic without all the extra syllables and incumbent singing. Commonly uttered when the perfect outerwear is found such as a "fagtastic" pair of boots. Seemingly confined to the vocabulary of those of the butch persuasion, but has been seen to cross gender preferences. Rarely, as an insult, to intimate intimacy with another of one's own gender ID. |
UglyMouthed Homonids (ug lee mouwthed hoe moe nids) n. From the Latin to villify
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion with nothing better to do than to talk nasty about others. Characterized by excessive PM's to people they don't know who might be seen chatting to their targets. These targets are most often individuals who have indicated that the sexual admiration given by the UglyMouthed Homonid is in no way returned. This rejection causes the UglyMouthed to puff up and lash out with rumors and innuendo. The cure for this is to go to the target individual and verify stories. Most often associated with individuals who suffer from INeedAUHaulitis and IveGottaBigEgo. Can be a leading cause for Drama Llama and Mod sightings if it goes public. When in PM, if reported, it can cause a much worse visitation from Administratus. |
Pre Gongulation Disorder (pree gon gew lay shun) n. Latin Gongus Interruptus as described by Dr. ChiquitaGot MyBanana, MD
1) A rare disorder found only in males of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe who dwell primarily on the Island of Dreams. This condition is time-sensitive and lasts from 10-40 minutes. Seemingly painful anticipation that comes from long, lengthy hard waits. Can be relieved by stroking a large round disk with any object that come to hand. Elephants, frozen boxers, stilettos and humans have all been used. NOTE: A relief remedy does exist but you can only get it from Dr. Snow Vixen of the Island. She is a member of the Purple Sarong tribe who seem to gain much pleasure from members of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe being in a continual Pre-Gongulation state. Seems to be confined to the weekdays around 4pm EST. Field notes supplied by I Wannabe Oneofthem, PHD. Fondly dedicated to The Lady Snow |
COCKtail (n) (cohk tale) n. From the Island to party
1) This is a moment in time for some. For others it is a way of life. COCKtail is different from the more common cocktail in that cocktail is merely a drink. A COCKtail is a way of life. Primarily found on the Island of Dreams , COCKtails are sexual allusions to what happens at night on the Island. It is a secret code for the removing of sarongs, loincloths and inhibitions. Everyone should have at least one COCKtail moment in their lives. |
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