|
Have you ever just wanted to
...kick someone square in the ass?
|
HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?
|
Quote:
Never. Nope. When does that ever happen? |
run someone over with your car?
|
Quote:
Example: One of our clients wanted the lightbulb in his bathroom changed and asked the day staff to do it (1/2 of the day staff being that annoying talks-a-lot person) but they were busy and said that they would have us (the evening staff) do it. So fast forward to 15 minutes to 3pm. I get to work. Annoying person says "so and so needs his lightbulb changed". I said "will do". It should have ended there, right? NO. It did NOT end there. Instead she launched into a monologue about the last time she changed his bulbs and how he must buy cheap ones if they need changing again already and then stories about how long other people's bulbs last and how she feels about getting up on step ladders, etc etc etc. This went on for a solid 15 minutes. At 3pm when my shift started I grabbed the step ladder and bolted from the room - because I just couldn't take it any more. 5 minutes later when I got back to the office - she was STILL talking about the fucking light bulb. I can't stand her. :( I want to pay someone to remove her tongue. |
Quote:
HYEJWT: Put two people at odds in a locked room and tell them they can't leave until they find common ground? LOL... my Dad used to do this to my siblings and me (not really a locked room, he would put us in chairs across from one another) when we fought. Pretty amazing results.... |
to slap someone with your flip flop cause they were being stoopid???
|
Have you ever just wanted to tell someone that their breath is rank and to please go brush their teeth?
|
Quote:
Quote:
uuuggghh yes!! HYEJWT vomit when someone has nothing better to do than spew hatred??? It sucks... |
scream during a quiet scene during a movie?
|
give up? stop trying? walk away? not care?
|
............shake some since into someone?
|
cry for no reason?
|
Pop Sarah Palin upside the head? You betcha!!
|
stand up during a mass and say
"I am LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then laugh maniacally?? |
Quote:
(innocent look #32) |
HYEJWT get exactly what you want right now, even though you know that you have to wait and "do things right"?
|
Quote:
|
:love1::sparklyheart:HYEJWT Remain lost in an embrace of someone you love because the moment was so perfect?:love1::sparklyheart:
|
Quote:
Pop people with McCain/Palin bumper sitckers still on their cars upside the head? Kick square in the ass anyone with a bumper sticker on their car that says, "How's all that "hope" and "change" working out for you?" Especially when they slapped them on 2 months after the dude took office? |
HYEJWT smack the smirk the Hell up offa someone's face?
|
...continually bang your head against a brick wall because it feels good in some odd kinda way?
|
do nothing but make out with your honey all day?
|
Say to hell with it and hire a maid so you dont have to clean your house yourself?? I have hired a lawn boy... Now I need a house wench...
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
roller skate to Whodini in an empty mall?
|
Quote:
|
HYEJWT: Have a GSR thingy hooked up to the site so that others could get some information on what their words are doing to people?
|
quit your job and become a hobo. |
knock a display over at a grocery store?
|
I would love to just smash a car into someone elses.. haha
|
Quote:
HYEJWT turn back time and do it all again, the right way this time? |
squish someone and smooch their face because they are just so cute you can't stand it?
|
...walk into your job and say, "Why you lookin' at me? You think I HAVE the answers?"
>>and then laugh hysterically as you leave and get an Oreo Mint McFlurry |
Quote:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...8_278443_n.jpg |
HYEJWT: Remove the part of your brain that registers hurt due to ignorance? hummm.. best to fight ignorance, I guess....
|
HYEJWT: Slap someone up side their head until their brain starts working.
|
encourage timid souls to write posts that are less passive aggressive?
|
HYEJWT...win the lottery and walk into work and tell them all to kiss your grits?
|
| All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:45 PM. |
ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018