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Kim 11-12-2009 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4168)
Kim! Isn't this swell!?

In lieu of Bob, we could insert Yucko in our bromage à trois, n'est-ce pas?

I assume he is hot on your tail, er, trail.

Yes please do, I second the nomination! And no switcheroonis once Bob is located.

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kim (Post 4174)
Yes please do, I second the nomination! And no switcheroonis once Bob is located.

or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

Kim 11-12-2009 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4180)
or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

Oooh yeah, now we're talking! Do we have a cinco?

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 06:26 PM

technically it would be quatre
 
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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4180)
or throw em all on the floor for a bromage a quatro

isn't that a kind of cheese?

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kim (Post 4183)
Oooh yeah, now we're talking! Do we have a cinco?

Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on! :p

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4190)
isn't that a kind of cheese?

JINX AGAIN!

Slugging you in the same spot with my wee (boney knuckled) fists.

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4191)
Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on! :p

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

Hey, we don't put our bromoves on just anyone, you take us for some kind of bro-whores?


And ow! That's going to leave a mark!

Kim 11-12-2009 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 4191)
Let's scout around. I truly wish this was reality. I would love to watch these bromos get it on! :p

Bros! Put your bromo-moves where your mouths are, or your mouths where your bromo moves are, or both, or something.

Yes! And a little less conversation, a little more action please...

evolveme 11-12-2009 06:33 PM

BroHos.

<lip curl>

bonne-maman 11-12-2009 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4195)
Hey, we don't put our bromoves on just anyone, you take us for some kind of bro-whores?


And ow! That's going to leave a mark!

Brohos, yes. Get started. please. :rolleyes:

I know it will leave a mark. But, nice upper arm muscles there broho, put them to some bromo-porn use.

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 07:22 PM

you might could let that one go
 
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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4198)
BroHos.

<lip curl>

Look, you stole my dollar, we're even.

evolveme 11-12-2009 07:24 PM

Finders

Keepers

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4198)
BroHos.

<lip curl>

Fine, broho.

FYI, I peed on it.

evolveme 11-12-2009 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4219)
Fine, broho.

FYI, I peed on it.

Well, then.

Thank Heavens I laundered it.

apretty 11-13-2009 02:51 PM

mmm so meaty!
 
i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

Mister Bent 11-13-2009 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by apretty (Post 4747)
i just ate the last of the brobro ganoush. (the only way someone should be forced to eat an egg plant).

Delicious. I'm also fond of tabrohouli.

Mister Bent 11-14-2009 10:08 AM

Did anyone else feel that shift in the force yesterday?
 
Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.


Queerasfck 11-14-2009 10:24 AM

Seasoned to perfection like fine meat!
 
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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 5224)
Good morning my brothren and broheiminas.

Like my brohana Ezee, I'm turning into one of those old dudes who wakes at some ridiculous hour each morning. Yep, I've been up for hours. I feel like I should have already finished a project, built some shelves or something.


Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!

Mister Bent 11-14-2009 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 5238)
Ya think you're funny whippersnapper?! Why just this morning I'll have you know I already cleaned the garage, put a coat of paint in the den, did 2.5 miles on the gazelle glider and enjoyed carnal pleasure with my girl friend! What have you done my boy?! I'm seasoned to perfection!


You inspire me, Sir.

To that end, I've already completed my Jack Lalanne workout for the day!


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdClu1KeC8"]YouTube- Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30[/ame]

Queerasfck 11-14-2009 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 5246)

You inspire me, Sir.

To that end, I've already completed my Jack Lalanne workout for the day!


YouTube- Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30

Awesome! I don't know how you come up with the things you do--he's my idol. I hold him in high esteem, almost as high as you. I'm going to make pancakes now.

apretty 11-14-2009 02:54 PM

is 'keynote' compatible with 'powerpoint'?

if i make it in 'keynote' can i use the available 'powerpoint' in classroom, for the presentation?

what, wrong thread?

Mister Bent 11-14-2009 02:59 PM

Yoda say,
 
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Originally Posted by apretty (Post 5397)
is 'keynote' compatible with 'powerpoint'?

if i make it in 'keynote' can i use the available 'powerpoint' in classroom, for the presentation?

what, wrong thread?

There is no wrong, only thread.

But to answer your question, using keynote, I believe files are saved as PowerPoint files, ergo, they should open in PowerPoint. Not sure what happens, however, when you try to convince the inferior PC operating system of this.

Random 11-14-2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4082)
GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.


Isn't that what the orginal madmax was?

Mister Bent 11-15-2009 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms Cyn (Post 5404)
Isn't that what the orginal madmax was?

Then they ruined the format. Pfft.

Also, I'm going to break up with Ezee the Neglector. I need a new bromance.

Queerasfck 11-15-2009 12:35 PM

Wtf?
 
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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 5805)
Then they ruined the format. Pfft.

Also, I'm going to break up with Ezee the Neglector. I need a new bromance.

Whaaaa?????! I'm watching THE GAME! Can't a guy get any peace?! Now you tell me I'm being replaced? I didn't even know you were unhappy. Maybe we could try counseling?C'mon is it because I'm still a "junior member"?

Mister Bent 11-15-2009 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 5807)
Whaaaa?????! I'm watching THE GAME! Can't a guy get any peace?! Now you tell me I'm being replaced? I didn't even know you were unhappy. Maybe we could try counseling?C'mon is it because I'm still a "junior member"?

It's always the same, grand gestures and lots of attention at the beginning, then...fizzle.

I'd be watching the game, too, if our LAME coverage area didn't show the crappiest games in the NFL week after week. I want to see the Saints and Steelers games, not freaking Carolina and Atlanta all the time! Shit, I'd take Baltimore over this crap.

Queerasfck 11-15-2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 5810)
It's always the same, grand gestures and lot's of attention at the beginning, then...fizzle.

I'd be watching the game, too, if our LAME coverage area didn't show the crappiest games in the NFL week after week. I want to see the Saints and Steelers games, not freaking Carolina and Atlanta all the time! Shit, I'd take Baltimore over this crap.

Well, maybe if you weren't always working I wouldn't spend so many days and nights alone.......

Mister Bent 11-15-2009 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 5812)
Well, maybe if you weren't always working I wouldn't spend so many days and nights alone.......

You're going to throw that tired line at me again?!

apretty 11-15-2009 01:27 PM

friendship quilts
 
what's up in the broing bee?

Mister Bent 11-15-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by apretty (Post 5830)
what's up in the broing bee?


For a second I thought maybe you'd been reading Chaucer.

apretty 11-15-2009 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 5841)

For a second I thought maybe you'd been reading Chaucer.

i like my chaucer in a saucer.

SelfMadeMan 11-16-2009 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4046)
No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

bonne-maman 11-16-2009 06:51 PM

and a one, two, three, four
 
Hey you buncha bromos! Here is a fellow bromosexual singing about one of your favorite activities!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM"]YouTube- The Count Censored[/ame]


:vampirebat:

apretty 11-16-2009 06:58 PM

confusion.
 
The Thunder from Down Under is coming to the PHX and EZ doesn't want to attend. what's up with that, bromos?

evolveme 11-16-2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SelfMadeMan (Post 6304)
LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

Now I would have been certain before this post that my mama was not in Minnesota.

Mister Bent 11-16-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SelfMadeMan (Post 6304)
LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

Welcome Self! Did you bring a bro with you, or would you like to borrow mine? Usually we have some spares around here, but one of them moved from Louisiana to be with a pretty woman, and has subsequently disappeared (maybe she shot him? We're not sure).

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Originally Posted by apretty (Post 6668)
The Thunder from Down Under is coming to the PHX and EZ doesn't want to attend. what's up with that, bromos?

Srsly? Because that does not fall under the realm of bromance or GMP.

You know better.

Queerasfck 11-16-2009 07:11 PM

My first magazine cover!
 
Just wanted to share the good news! Must read! TOP in the name of love
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/1103011200/_i/4793379/1.jpg

Mister Bent 11-16-2009 07:15 PM

I have that on my nightstand.

But we need to talk about that tattoo.

apretty 11-18-2009 12:20 PM

this looks like a good place for a crankyold bromo...

bonne-maman 11-18-2009 07:47 PM

hi and bye bromos and those who love them. Off to the good Dr.'s house. This pack your bag, and dog, overnight dating is kinda crazy, haven't done it for five bazillion years.

c'mon pedro pan, we're headin out.


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