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Dude 01-02-2011 06:54 PM
fuck I forgot to vote
and I may NEED to go take another look see

Dutch Leonard 01-02-2011 06:56 PM
Made me look. I was 7004.

rainintothesea 01-02-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 258211)
Bahahahahahahahaha!! Fantastic.

I work for a technology company I am not permitted to name online which may or may not be extremely similar to that of The Beatles' record label. And a fruit. Ahem. Anyway, I thought OUR most zealous fans were a little crazy, but...

Ms. Meander 01-02-2011 08:08 PM
Haha!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258166)
Do I look like some sort of carnival ride?
Maybe a little.

betenoire 01-02-2011 08:13 PM
People stalk Mister Bent to see why he is stalking me.

Recent Visitors
The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
ABb+ amiyesiam Chancie DapperButch+ HowSoonIsNow+ Mister Bent+ nycfembbw+ prettymissthang Rook scootebaby

Hack 01-02-2011 08:40 PM
It's true.

I get all my news from Bent's profile.

“I promise you. Once I enter into an exclusive relationship, I sleep with very few people.” -- Denny Crane

girl_dee 01-02-2011 09:03 PM
I voted, only for Snowy (Curtsey)

I have never been to Mr Bents page and I won't be giving in to peer pressure. I won't sleep tonite wondering but I won't give in!

adorable 01-02-2011 09:06 PM
I confess that I peep on all things bent or twisted. Had there been a Mr. Twisted (someone feel free to take this as your SN btw) I would have "viewed" them showering as well.

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 09:09 PM
my, er, pole
 
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../bent_pole.jpg
is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

adorable 01-02-2011 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258321)
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../bent_pole.jpg
is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
That's fine. Number 1 has always worked for me.

Semantics 01-02-2011 09:27 PM
The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...x_90968396.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n.../artichoke.jpg


Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 258334)
The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...x_90968396.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n.../artichoke.jpg


Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.
This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

According to Aristotle, my pole could use some of those artichokes.

“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”

moxie 01-02-2011 09:40 PM
Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

DomnNC 01-02-2011 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258321)
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../bent_pole.jpg
is bent.


Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.
MY eyes, MY eyes!!! I'm scarred for life now!!!


I'm sure you all are believing that too, right?

DapperButch 01-02-2011 09:40 PM
Maybe it is just simple narcissism
 
Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

betenoire 01-02-2011 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258341)
This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"
Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/...ebec5b231d.jpg

I like Dapper's theory.

betenoire 01-02-2011 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 258344)
Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.
That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

moxie 01-02-2011 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258353)
That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.
That does sound more plausible.

betenoire 01-02-2011 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 258354)
That does sound more plausible.
I am logical like Spock.

DapperButch 01-02-2011 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258353)
That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.
There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 258344)
Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.
Denny Crane!


Quote:
Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 258347)
Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?
Shhh. Don't give away my secret!

Tests of this theory seem to indicate not, but perhaps we could ask someone in the know.



Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258349)
Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/...ebec5b231d.jpg

I like Dapper's theory.
Suddenly, I feel inadequate. :sock:

Clearly it's YOUR sock bringing all the ladies to the yard.


Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258353)
Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.
However, that theory - while seemingly sound - does not explain why you have relatively so many fewer hits.


Quote:
Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 258358)
There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.
This is why you are my newest friend.

DomnNC would be, but he's a little too fixated on my pole :sock: for my personal comfort level.

betenoire 01-02-2011 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258361)
However, that theory, while seemingly sound, does not explain, why you have relatively so many fewer hits.
Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258364)
Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.
I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

moxie 01-02-2011 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258366)
I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

Braggart.


how's that for fancy?

adorable 01-02-2011 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258364)
Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.
Giggle.

No.

Really.

I only admit to stalking when there is a poll.

You have no poll.

Once you do, trust and believe that I will claim #1 stalker status there as well.

Terrifying? Hardly.

I just get stuck in the bushes.

rainintothesea 01-02-2011 10:15 PM
Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now.

Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

The_Lady_Snow 01-02-2011 10:18 PM
It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....


BAT BOY!!!!!!!

moxie 01-02-2011 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258373)
It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....


BAT BOY!!!!!!!
Well, now that you mention it, the resemblance is strikingly similar...and they do both take the subway. Coincidence? I think not!

http://www.pouncenow.com/wp-content/.../03/batboy.jpg

weatherboi 01-02-2011 10:23 PM
Nighty Night Mr. Bent
 

weatherboi 01-02-2011 10:26 PM
Just an average man, in an average home...
 



:|

Mister Bent 01-02-2011 10:30 PM
Well, gee, thanks Grant! I have a meeting in the morning!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 258378)

I was about to say goodnight to you all (heretofore known as #7041+), but after seeing this thing, who's sleeping?!

Diva 01-02-2011 10:36 PM
I felt the need......

Turtle 01-03-2011 01:51 AM
7053 and counting...
 
and no visitor message page - WTF?

oh well, have some sushi and see what else happens :sushi:



~ :batman:

The_Lady_Snow 01-03-2011 05:04 AM
*~wakey wakey~*

betenoire 01-03-2011 05:19 AM
eggs and stalker bakey?

CrankyOldGuy 01-03-2011 06:49 AM
telethon worthy
 
this thread just might exceed the visitor digits...:|

girl_dee 01-03-2011 07:12 AM
is breakfast being served?
:girleating:

The_Lady_Snow 01-03-2011 08:59 AM
Ha!! A telethon!!!!

Brilliant!!

Bard 01-03-2011 11:13 AM
guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

Mister Bent 01-03-2011 11:52 AM
"I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy..."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sassy_girl (Post 258466)
is breakfast being served?
:girleating:
Did I miss breakfast?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bard (Post 258562)
guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy
I used to cowboy some, too. I spent 4 years as a hired hand on a ranch in New Mexico and did some day work there and in Colorado. What about you?


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