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I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted
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I will not lose my cool when I feel all :seeingstars:
I will not let customers bully me into getting discounts I will not stop asking questions even when my manager makes me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something I've never done before nor been shown I will not try for anymore promotions, because I like where I'm at I will not forget where I've come from I will not forget my number one supporter is the love of my life, and will not forget to be thankful every day for her :) |
I Will Not...
...call my catdog an asshole...bitchy & territorial yes but not an ass ...ever forget many of the speechless moments shared with Sunshyne ...change my restaurant tipping habits... ...stop being a foodie & enjoying food adventures ...not get at least 2 more tattoos... ...take any minute of life with my honey for granted |
I will not spend the entire day FREAKING OUT because my bra is CREAKING so now I am convinced I have some sort of freakish mammaries or something.
I will not forget to use those nifty filters on fb so I don't accidentally expose my mother to that pic of me getting motorboated at that party...oops. I will not stop reading this thread because it is equal parts adorable, funny, and farts. |
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I will NOT stop calling the catdog an asshole until she stops being one ;)
(Im stubborn) I will NOT forget to pack my toothbrush or hairbrush! (I always do this!) I will NOT forget all the wonderful things my grandmother did in an attempt to give us a normal home life and bring us up right (she is on my mind today) |
I will not.... -Feel bad about sleeping in today. -Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today. -Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it. -Show the gym any mercy today. :heavyweight: -Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone. -Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night. |
I will not bite.
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I will not snicker when people try to sign up with screen names like "Pussytoastcrunch" or "CuteClitorisYeast".
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH oh my god, i'm in my office doubled over, laughing so hard i'm crying! |
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LMAO!!!! I will NOT ever think Yeast is cute! I have seen some professional resumes with emails like : SoftnSensuous or BigDaddyJohn....Can we say...NEXT! |
I WILL NOT define myself by someone else's choices.
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I WILL NOT get my ass kicked by my new sparring partner on Sunday.
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I will not.... -Be impatient while waiting for my new plugs to get here. -Wear another pair of blue jeans until winter. -Stop holding the door open for women. -Go see the new HP movie until my best friend gets home :popcorn: I will remind her of how lucky she is. |
I will NOT let my sweet tooth conquer me!
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I will not have more than two cosmos at this patio restaurant in the gorgeous weather!
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I WILL NOT...That is all
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I will not regret tonight.
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I will not.... -Complain about how sore I am going to be tomorrow. -Let anyone disrespect my sister. -Apologize or let anyone make me feel bad, or less intelligent, for being southern. They're just jealous of my sexy accent anyway. -Settle for anyone, or anything, less than I deserve just to avoid being single. I WILL wait for the femme of my dreams so I can sweep her off her feet. -Let math class stress me out this semester! -Stop looking for Drop Dead Fred on DVD. |
I will NOT go to sleep...not by choice...Cant seem to make myself tired and our roadtrip starts at 3am!!! Sheesh!
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I will not stop taking extra care with my elderly customers on limited incomes, regardless of how many times my co-workers tell me that I am not a "social worker", or how much revenue is placed on hold because they are waiting for their once a month check.
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I will not... -Make myself go to sleep if I'm not tired yet. -End this post without adding this...::pirate-steer: |
I will NOT date a cigarette smoker.
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I will not settle for less than I deserve
I will not give myself freely to just anyone I will not allow another person to abuse me I will not take crap from anyone again I will not step into a role that is not mine I will not put myself down when times get tough I will not say hurtful things to someone who doesn't deserve them I will not say never most of all... I will not give up hope that somewhere out there is the person who is supposed to complete me. Who will see me for the woman/babygrrl that I am take my hand and love me forever. |
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I will not...Ever again allow myself to be someones "option" while making them a "priority"
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I will not check bfp from cellphone while on vacation...dammit! I just did :)
Just a morning check in :) hope everyone is havin a great weekend! |
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*CAUTION THREAD DERAIL* Y'all have a good time enjoy one and other Desd and I send our love
NOW I will not >> get aggravated with my daughter cause she is just as stubborn as I am I will not stop taking Desd flowers just because(f) I will not allow my EX to make me feel like crap just because she looks down on me for being BUTCH I will never give up on getting Desd the home of her dreams :bunchflowers: Quote:
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I WILL NOT doubt myself before stepping into the ring!!!!
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I will not.... -Think about how badly I want fried mushrooms and boiled shrimp. -Sit on my neighbors couch and watch another episodes of Walker Texas Ranger with her. Even if I might want to. -Go out of my way to do anything productive today. Excluding a trip to the gym. -Make myself miserable by thinking about Halloween when it is still so far away. -Be able to relax in New Orleans until my sister is discharged from the hospital. -Be happy if the US women's soccer team doesn't win today. |
I will not skip the gym today, no matter how much my brain tells me to.
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I WILL NOT get back in the ring to fight............. down and OUT first round today. Maybe it's time to realize I'm too damn old and slow for this crap.
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I will NOT....
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Awesome song by Bonnie Raitt |
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I will not get sicker...no no no....
I will not lay in bed one day longer than I have to.... I will not let this fever drone on forever,nor will I let my sore throat become more raw,.... bleh.... I will NOT get sicker!!!:seeingstars: |
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