am I having pts flashbacks from my tutu wearing days?:pursebee::ballerina:

Why doesn't the super one feel included? Did she post in a non question? What is the punishment for posting in such fashion? Where is the questioning police?:ymca:
The tutu? or the flashbacks?

Hmmm, isn't this *exactly* what I was thinking?? Does it surprise me that June and I would be thinking the same question?

And why is Burt's Bees lip balm sooo much better than Blistik or ChapStick???

Does my ass look big? :twitch:

Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth?
Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices?
Was it painful?
Where's my fuckin star?

Is there really a shooting range at the college here?
Why did I sell the 22 of my youth?
Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush
really have one handy?

Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching?
Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases?
Maybe they always did?
Do they eat pork in Haiti?
Could we test it all and send the good stuff there?
Surely there is some that's good?


What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again?
Am I not talking roosters?
Can I please have a baby Brahma cow?
And some milking goats?
And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey?
And 7 chickens?
And one guard goose for Arnold?
And a new barn?
Is that really asking too much?
How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon?

Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet?
Does she have emergency lube just in case?

Did someone say cock in here?

How much is to much cock?

Who else like cock cake here?

Will I pass on the cock cake? Caked cock? And the cock on the cake?

Did I forget all of dudes quwstions? Is it too hard to look at them all on my blackberry? Did everyone ignore my question about blackberries?

Is it too wet for the bee suit today? Did I make the guy sittin in a chair in the parkin lot under an umbrella in the pourin rain laugh? Did I tell him his job was officially worse then mine? Is it everyday? Dam did a monsoon suddenly strike? Was the sky only blue for a moment? Am I once again sittin in my car bored? Is my cafe mocha really yummy? How long will I have to wait this time?

Does June think I need help getting in trouble?

Did I see my first wild hog driving home the other night?
300 pound-er give or take?
Did I also recently have to straddle a possum?
Did that rat bahstahd get to die another day?

Do I have what it takes to decorate a cake based on my cheese whiz skills?
Could I make a descent living here as a cock smuggler?

Is something soo wack about my computer ,the postal test just went right the fuck on without me?
Did I fail because I was unable to answer even number 3?
Was there no available log out button and no mouse or keyboard response to click the damn answer?.........:overreaction:
Next testing date is 5-25?

Dont I need another cuppa?

Aint I worried bout the bees too?
Could I do a couple bee houses without anyone finding out?

Did I just find a skull of some sort while rooting round in a flower bed?
Don't it look like it could be a quite large snapper turtle head?
What the hell else has tusky cavities in the front,side by side?
Are Jack and Medusa still collecting dead thangs?
Might they want it?

Was I talkin bout bee houses hidden from strangers because you aint sposed to have them in this town?
Don't Jaqueline find out everything the hard way?
Isn't that best?

Do I dare visit the "she says ,I hear" thread to share stories of love with the group?
Do my spare time activities still involve lookin for a better job and/or a part time one in addition to.
Do I dream of chicken coops? (must you grind it in repeatedly)?
Am I (for the first time ever, I believe) qualified to get financial aid for school?
Am I pondering or mulling?
Which is better?

Did I just delete some sap from the mix?

Is it Feb 10th yet? :)

Why does it takes sooooo long for my smiley page to load? :|

If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do?
Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me?

Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady,
the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has
schizophrenia?

Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states?
Can you feel it?

Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ?
Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack?
Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi?
Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives? :seconddoh::twitch:

Isnt it time for Day to let go of finding the damn lid and start soakin in it?
Will Madge help with the talons?

If you were a 2" ball where the hella would you be?:annoyed:

Don't I wish I was?
soakin in it?

Have I encountered a smell I like even more than brut (which is not at all for special occasions)?
Can we say coastal b e r m u d a?
ahhhh?
Did I really trash my jeep with hay worried about
these horses no one else feels like feeding?

Will somebody be calling the law again?
Will I need a bullet proof vest to take the skinniest one
on a walk around the corner to greener pastures, if nothing is done soon?
Is there anything sweeter than horse slobber on the front of your good coat?
Am I making a name for myself heah?
The bad kind?

Did someone re arrange the bedroom so the rain man within would have
something to bitch about?
Can we spin the bed and see how your insomnia is now?
:twitch:

Did I laugh when I came across this thread? Will Naomi bring tea for folks like me who don't like coffee? Is it shocking that one says in Star Bucks Metropolis that they don't like coffee?

And does Naomi know how to make scones or peach cobbler, or catfish? Am I hungry? Am I conflicted because while I am thankful to have a job I don't want to go today?