Someone who stumbles verbally but is always there for me :)

Would you rather give up all of your enemies PLUS your closest friend OR give up all of your friends PLUS your biggest enemy?

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Modification: I don't want someone to tell me the right things. I want someone who tells me the truth, even if I don't want to hear it. That's my idea of "being there" for me. I'd rather have all the actions and not one single word (absurd, I know, but the choice I'd make ;)).

(JAGG, this was a bad idea getting me and my thinking into a lighthearted thread. When I'm in a "mood", I can't seem to play games.)

Blah. I don't think I even have "enemies", though I know I'm disliked by some, maybe even many. I think I'd rather release my greatest "enemy", with the thinking that friends come back.

Would you rather... see the world, but only live to 50, or live to 100 but never leave your county?

i'm down for traveling and seeing the world! :)

would you rather...have fame and fortune but no college degree or a doctorate and be considered "well read" ???

Fame and fortune, I'll educate myself along the way.
Would you rather receive an award you don't deserve, or give someone an award you know they don't deserve?

Damn JAGG, making me think so early in the day-lol.

Give an award someone does not deserve. Sorry, I just can't handle the other looking at me all the time-lol.

Would you rather live a life filled with the love of your family & friends-but you never have love beyond platonic love or live a life with the one person that you are in love with-but you are alone (no family/friends) otherwise?

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[QUOTE=LaneyDoll;400301]Damn JAGG, making me think so early in the day-lol.

Give an award someone does not deserve. Sorry, I just can't handle the other looking at me all the time-lol.

Would you rather live a life filled with the love of your family & friends-but you never have love beyond platonic love or live a life with the one person that you are in love with-but you are alone (no family/friends) otherwise?
I choose the one I'm in love with. If we truly loved each other, we could figure out a solution for missing family and friends.
Would you rather have to fix a flat on busy hwy. Or run out of gas in a 1 lane construction zone surrounded by cement walls , everyone behind you is trapped.

[quote=JAGG;400327]I'd rather fix the flat. The horns would drive me insane.

Would you rather tazer gun yourself or stick your tongue to a frozen pole?

ok
 

[quote=NJFemmie;400348]Oh boy! I'd pick the pole sticker. Would you rather be stuck next to someone with really bad breath who won't stop talking to you, or someone who is a dumb as a box of rocks and won't stop talking to you.

[quote=JAGG;400367]
sinchy! bad breath would make me wanna barf!

would you rather fly when you fart or pee when you laugh?

[quote=Novelafemme;400373]Well id rather fly when I fart. Haha save on airline tickets.
Would you rather drive 75 mph and get paid 66 cents a mile, or drive 55 mph and get paid 75 cents a mile?

[quote=JAGG;400386]i simply cannot drive 55.

would you rather lose a toe or lick a truck-stop toilet?

ha
 

[quote=Novelafemme;400397]You would make more money going 75 in the end anyway. I'd rather lose a toe.
Would you rather work for a company that was laid back, told you all the time how valuable you are to them, always let you off when you asked, but raises and promotions were few and far between. Or a company that was high paced, expected you to be punctual and productive but awards and promotions and raises were plentiful.

Pogo stick for an hour.
WYR have a car that never needed repairs, or a house that didnt.?

quote=JAGG;400745]Pogo stick for an hour.
WYR have a car that never needed repairs, or a house that didnt.?[/quote]

A house that never needed repairs!

WYR drive in a busy city you've never been in before or walk a tight rope?[

I've done the driving, so I'll choose that.

WYR live in a posh apartment in a major city, or a farm in the country?

dog droppings I don't like birds

wyr have 6 cats or 6 dogs?

Since I already have 11 cats in my house, it's obvious.

WYR have an earache or toothache?

earache

wyr eat steak or chicken?

I love them both really, I guess steak.
WYR spend the day hiking in the forest or snorkling in the ocean.

Hiking.

WYR live alone in a dark small hole for a year or be in jail for 20 years?

Shoot my tooth.
Would you rather swallow a cup of water with a dead fly in it,
or swallow a cup of water that has been sitting there for 8 days?

I live in Louisiana, mosquitoes munch on me if I walk outside for even three seconds. I would definitely pick the mosquitoes.

WYR stub your toe in the dark or smash your finger in a door?

OUCH!
 

I'd go with the numbing agent.

WUR: Cut off your arm using mini tweezers or remove all your teeth using a bottle opener?

lol, you all are morbid as!
 

Eat dead bugs. I couldn't sit inside for that long, let alone in front of a TV.
WYR have free elec. for a year or free gasoline for a year?

what the ?
 

Rather be stopped up.
WYR if you could secretly watch one of your parents live a day , being the same age as you are now,would you rather watch your mom or dad?

I'd rather clean the pens, I kinda like farm work.
Would you rather never get old or never get sick?

never get old. I rarely get sick.

Would you rather never eat meat again or never eat fruit again?

I'm already getting old :) I like it, a lot. But, I've seen what getting sick can do to a family financially and emotionally, so I'll take old.

Would you rather perform on stage (any performance), or be a radio DJ for a day?

Never get sick.

WYR be a mermaid or be a unicorn?

never eat meat again.

[COLOR="rgb(46, 139, 87)"]No electricity. I live near the beach. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="rgb(46, 139, 87)"]perform on stage[/COLOR]

[COLOR="rgb(46, 139, 87)"]Be a mermaid![/COLOR]

Wyr be George of the Jungle or Curious George?