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Can you say awkward ....
Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all. As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles! Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol |
you are personal training a client and you let out a fart! :|
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A staff from another extension in the building is goofing off over the phone and I tell her I can't talk anymore cause I'm kinda busy... So I hang up with her and go back to scraping old tape off the desk where posted signs once were... Just to have a senior staff point out, "You didn't have time to talk with her, why? Oh cause you're scraping off old tape from the desk?" :blush: :superfunny: |
this increasingly awkward moment.....when your boss is dictating on Dragon...a "love" letter to his new Filipino girl friend.....while you are in the room...and it the letter turns....ummmm.... a bit torrid.....and there's NO WHERE to run to....nowhere to hide..... :|
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Not the younger one, the much more liberal and open one, but to the older, religious, more prudish one. This was a couple of years ago and I still am mortified to think of it. |
you're walking around all day with your zipper down. :|
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Two months ago when the kid and I decided to downsize we went looking at apartments. We found a lovely apartment community that were at the foothills of the desert. Top of our city where you could see the lights. We LOVED it here before we even came to look at the apartments themselves. So the woman from the leasing office is showing us the apartment when I noticed she was pregnant. Gawd knows I love babies and everything to do with them, so I had to comment on how beautiful she looked being pregnant. Her response..." Ya know I told my husband I shouldn't wear this shirt because it makes me look nine months pregnant when I am NOT pregnant"!! The look on her face said it all. She was mad LMAO. It was an honest mistake and I apologized profusely like 10 times. Oh well. And by the way, we are living in the exact apartment she showed us two months ago:)
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I have done this before and it is so embarrassing! Now, if I am unsure, I just say nothing until and if they say something about being pregnant.
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That awkward moment when...
You post something in a thread that you really didn't mean to tell anyone, but because it was part of the story you didn't think :seconddoh: |
That awkward moment when you already nodded and said yes like 3 times but still have no idea what the person is saying.
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...you laugh or growl out loud at work...only to have one of the men you supervise look at you with his head cocked to the side, like "what the hell was that all about?"...lol
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Talking to my wife on her cell phone while she's at work (probably a no-no)...get a beep from my mother.. I answer...ff to our usual fussing. I click back over to wife...don't even think to say "Hi honey" or "Sorry" before ranting about mom's ridiculousness (accompanied by my usual flowery language) only to hear a soft-spoken middle eastern man say "Umm. Ummm. Actually Jessie will be right with you"
*nodnod* Never met this man before in my life...cussing like a sailor after 3 months on the ocean! ;) |
That awkward moment when in the middle of a counseling session with a client he stops to ask me if I will be intimate with him.
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That awkward moment when you work overnights and you're confused with your days and nights and the date. You think it's morning when you wake up at 5 pm. :|
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that awkward moment when you have already been to 3 stores....and then realize that your shirt is inside out..... i wondered why the girl at barnes and noble was looking at me funny..... :blink:
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That awkward moment when someone is telling you a joke and it was just not funny or you just don't get it and they are waiting for you to just die laughing. You then fake an awkward laugh and they want to elaborate on the joke but you really have nothing to say. Ummmmmmmmm...Yep!
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That awkward moment when I'm in my room and my sister is talking to me from the other room, she comes in and asks me a question about what she is saying and realizes I am not paying attention so she bops me on the head.:seeingstars:
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN>>>>>
your client is watching a sub titled asian film on netflix.....no doubt because he has a new asian gf.....and it gets x rated in no time at all....:| awkward AND icky :blink: |
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That awkward moment when...
your in a change room changing and the woman behind you asks about the tattoo on your ass. Uuumm, were you staring at my ass? |
when you realize you said that out loud.....
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That awkward moment
When you're in the men's room (men make no eye contact) when you turn and look up and .... you're 21yr old son is standing there :| He just nods his head
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That awkward moment
When your 44 year old self is at work and the 20 year old man you are advising starts hitting on you. Uhm, yeah no. Not only barking up the wrong tree, not even in the right forest. Just wrong on so many levels.
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That awkward moment when.....
I was shopping for my client before work. I got to the register and slid his card and the payment gizmo said "Enter your PIN now" And I told the cashier... "I'm getting the prompt but the numbers aren't coming up!" and she has to tell me to use the key pad... :seeingstars: Umm oh yeah...I knew that....lol In my defense, I was very harried...had a long day AND I'm used to the LCD keypad coming up on most transactions. But yes...today was my bimbo day.... |
That awkward moment when...
Your Inorganic Chemistry lab partner asks how old you are and realizes you are older than his mother...lol! :)
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that awkward moment when...
you are translating for someone and you get so carried away with the conversation and forget to switch languages and wonder why the person is just looking at you smiling... Awkward!
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You have to come out to your Dad again. :|
I really think he is losing it, we have had long conversations over the years and tonight he was actually surprised and insisted I had never told him. His wife had to tell him I had as he didn't believe me. I have to say it was awkward and just a bit scary as I wondered what was going on in his brain. |
Your bedsheets are trying to either tango with you, or kill you.
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New girl who joined the "girl" group
...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks...
NG: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: Oh yes I have several. NG: They don't get jealous? Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest. NG: Are you gay? Me: Everyday. NG: Are you into girls? Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women. NG: Do you think I am hot? ME: I think not. Awkward!... Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away... |
That awkward moment when you'd rather beat the remote to make it work than change the batteries! :blink:
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That awkward moment when you're typing and see that your friend has started
typing something, so you delete everything and wait. |
That awkward moment when you arrive early to an event, then wait in the car until a socially acceptable time to arrive or while you wait for your friend to arrive.
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That awkward moment when your phone flips out of your hand while you're texting and almost smacks you in the face! Then you're like haha, it didn't hit me!
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The awkward moment when you mess up on a word while you're yelling at someone.
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That awkward moment when your shower turns cold. haha
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That awkward moment when you're waiting for a reply but when you check your phone you realize that you didn't even send the text message!
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