Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

You have to admit though, it would be kinda funny making me eat a felt hat without a glass of water...And as far as Precious Moments Figurines go, I am actually staring at one right now...My sister bought it for me for Christmas about 10 years ago, because I am pretty sure she hates me...

I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.

I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

i actually adjusted the weight on my DL the last renewal. i had not changed since i first got them, ... i was 14. i'm 45 lol. but you know, i still lied a little bit. i didn't tell the exact weight lol. isn't that crazy! i can't tell the truth about my height and weight lol. they measured my height not long ago at a doctors visit. they said i was 5 4. i had been telling 5 5 for years! maybe i shrunk and didn't lie. but that might be worse! o my lol.

Some of these really aren't that bad!

Sky diving is easy if you do a tandem jump...
I agree about the desert...that might melt my nails!
If you snow-shoe in New England you can plan for brandy back at the lodge...
Not sure how bugs taste today but I ate a bunch of fire flies when I was a kid and I did survive that. Lady bugs were kind of nasty though...

Only bad thing about asparagus is that it makes your pee smell funny, but then again, what does good pee smell like? As for the snails, anything is good with the right amount of butter and garlic (and wine...)
Dress and heels...If you are butch you get a pass, if you are femme, then add wine as above...

As for the voting thing...you might have to wait a couple decades and come back to that....

Depending on the purse, I may even throw the strap over my shoulder.. hell why not.. lol

I am trying to convince Arc that the status of my purse makes all the difference. So far he wants nothing to do with my Fossil summer bag, and he hated my Coach bag from last season. I am hoping he will bond with my Dooney and Bourke...

Eating anything fish at Red Lobster. You have to drag this New Englander in there kicking and screaming, and if that happens I will order chicken.

Owning a TV
Driving a car when I could be comfortably riding my motorcycle
Faking an orgasm

LOL been there done that will probably do it again especially when a femme takes you shopping with them :blink: .

New England in the House!
 

South Eastern CT laughs at the Red Lobster! I am sooo with you on this! In my neighborhood we buy our lobster on the side of the road from the lobstermen...We don't trust clams we don't dig ourselves...

I actually love to go shopping with femmes, so I am destined to carry a purse.

*sigh* I never trust a clam, they're so tight-lipped.

Lmao not crazy about shopping unless it's for tools or something like that. Tell them to make sure it goes with your outfit next time.:superfunny: I'm joking with you on that bold part.

Lol.. but really when you think about it, if I'm going to carry it, it should match my shorts and t-shirt or maybe my eyes???

At least the eyes lol.

I do this often but only when I'm alone.

i have to respectfully disagree. people are talking about what THEY would never do. Homoe wont carry a purse and thinks it's funny to consider it because it doesnt fit the Homoe personality (purse-onality? :superfunny: ) it's not stereotyping. it's people talking about THEMSELVES. it would be stereotyping if Homoe said 'only high femmes carry purses so i wont carry one.' i'm a girly femme and rarely carry a purse. i'm more likely to carry a bookbag and i own one purse that's really more like a wallet on a leash than an actual purse. another case in point for not calling this stereotyping is Aishah's comment that she rarely wears perfume. if people were truly stereotyping then someone would be ganging up on her as an utter failure as a femme! ;)

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!

eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.


i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music

What would you never be caught doing
 

What will I will NEVER be caught doing:

Blaming someone else for my transgressions.

Not feeding someone if they personally came to me and said, "I'm hungry."

Digesting anything that once upon a time walked on four legs.:eek:

At my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a Slip N Slide :seeingstars:

Saying, E L James' books are so well written.

brilliant...

Wolfy-I eat my salad and hot dogs separately. ;)

Hellsyea!
 

Gotta be Chicago!

If you'll carry my purse and say "yes ma'am" we have a date! lol I won't even make you walk 3 feet behind me.


I will never be caught going back to a cheating ex lover. I will never be caught befriending someone who deceived me. I will never be caught hanging out with a liar & cheater. lol Is there a pattern here?

Oh and I will never ever be caught dead wearing cheap perfume.

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!



eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.


i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music[/QUOTE]

The above posts that I quoted were Nomad's. Don't know what I did wrong. Oh yea I do. I own a stupid smart phone. Lol



LOl @ patchouli oil. That definately can clear a room.

As a transsexual man who has been in jail several times (yea, I know we're all surprised) I can tell you, the experience is without question the worse I've ever had. Although I have to say, I've been in 2 of Chicago's toughest districts ( for 3 days each) & it didn't compare to the nightmare of Dade County in Florida.

i would not want to be in jail. that would really suck.:police:

i would not be not be caught doing:

voting for Mitt:confused:

screwing around on my Gsnap:blink:

playing in an Air Supply tribute band

being mean to puppies/kittens

Give Tony a prize...yes, indeed :)
I miss hotdog stands and Vienna hotdogs

I can't even look at a person eating a hotdog with ketchup :blink:

Which means you also know the secret ingredient to a true Chicago dog....
As well as you bearing the name of one of Chicago's finer Vienna wagons turned restaurant.

You don't eat your hotdog on a bun?
If you ate a Chicago style hotdog, it would be like a salad in every bite, lol

respect
 

North side here. You?

~I will never drink a cheap merlot:wine:
~I will never not wear panties when it's cold outside:nailbitin:
~I will never give up horror flicks:chainsaw:
~I will never be a Butch:cigar2:
~I will never give up my laughter:cheer:

Duchess