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Blade 12-09-2012 12:26 AM

HOT...Lowes, Depot or Bass Pro Shop gift card, Thorlo socks, UT cap, a coil for my old truck, any tools wrenches or woodworking items are welcome, as well as anything for the tacklebox, jelly belly's

NOT...coffee mug, peeps, coins footballs or any other chocolate left over from easter or who knows when chapstick, figurines, or smelly stuff

Dominique 12-09-2012 05:23 AM

Yes: Roller ball pens, disposable emery boards, foster grant reading glasses, cuff bracelet, blinkie lights for bicycle, rechargeable batteries

NO: nothing=empty, coal

Chancie 12-09-2012 06:02 AM

Hot: small pretty useful items like lovely rice bowls, coupons for chores I can't do alone like taking out the weird corner cupboard in the kitchen, special ingredients I can't get at the supermarket like anchovy paste in a tube, jewelry like an alternate leather Troll bracelet, small portions of candy like Red Hot Fireballs

Not: anything that shows you've never looked around my home while you been here and that I have to find a place to store

Ciaran 12-09-2012 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The JD (Post 713425)
Not: Dark chocolate or a gift certificate for a session of "colon hydro-therapy"

That would be a really sh*t gift.



For me, so long as my stocking contains a nice selection of chocolate (Butlers Chocolate from Ireland and Sees Candies), it's a good result. I'm usually not much of a chocoholic but really like chocolate over the Christmas period.

I always worry in case my mum decides to buy me a sweater.

spritzerJ 12-09-2012 08:52 AM

I am a practical girl.... I come from a long line of people (okay just my mom but she has a big personality) who make stocking practicality an art form. I've been stuffing my own stocking for a while so...

Hot: socks (striped, fun designs, thinner not thick), chapstick (I loose many a year), scarf (they seem to be useful here), eye shadow, nail polish, toothbrush.

Not: candy, fruit, "present" like items.

Lazy Daze 12-09-2012 12:34 PM

Since He keeps saying I won't tell him what I want for Christmas.. I will at least humor him with what I would like in my stocking!

Hot- perfume, white chocolate, gift card for mani-pedi, a massage, or bath and body, picture of Him and the furkids for my desk, accessory jewelry for work, a new wallet, anything that He makes for me and comes from His heart :)

Not- coal, flowers, something that is store bought when it could have been handmade.

Miss Scarlett 12-09-2012 01:06 PM

Hot - That all the hopes and dreams of people I care about have or will come true...

Not - anything but the above...

WickedFemme 12-09-2012 01:43 PM

You guys are giving me some great ideas.
fun thread!

Hot: chocolate, gift cards (starbucks, victoria secret), earrings.
Not: that awful fruitcake.

Kätzchen 12-09-2012 04:20 PM

Mine's pretty simple:
it's been on my wishlist
for a very long time, now.

I'd like to find my other sock.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...8dcfo1_500.jpg

Katniss 12-09-2012 05:04 PM

If I've been good: sailboat necklace, Marc Jacobs bag and lingerie from Sockbox. Also See's candy lollipops, Chanel lipstick, fresh flowers (pink and white), a small 'old man' cactus, a venus flytrap, symphony tickets, art supplies (!!!) and Legos!


http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-J-...t+necklace.jpg

http://www.piperlime.com/products/re...-box-black.jpg



http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/up...tfpLaBOX_b.jpg

If I've been naughty: white cotton "granny" panties, Palmers chocolate (yeee-uck!), anything healthy/good for you and self-help books my mother would approve of.

Katniss~~(I learned long ago it pays to be specific....)

Kobi 12-09-2012 05:08 PM

Hot - Joe Boxer socks, Super Bowl tickets, Slim Jims, mind teaser games, expandable folding chair for when she throws me out onto the deck

Not - reindeer poop


Gemme 12-09-2012 05:56 PM

Some of y'all have some big ass stockings.

:blink:

cinnamongrrl 12-09-2012 06:02 PM

what I NEVER hope to find....
 
Cheap ICKY chocolate....

My dad spoiled us growing up. We got Russel's candy...some things you don't go cheap on. Chocolate is one of them....

My tastes have evolved since childhood of course...lovee me some Lindts and Godiva......mmm Godivaaaaa.... and Ghiradelli...however it's spelled. I don't exactly look at the package if you get my meaning... :sunglass:

I suppose I have my dad to thank for my taste in chocolate. Thank you dad for never getting us that nasty Palmer crap :) That was mom's job.....lol


:chocolate:

cinnamongrrl 12-09-2012 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 714178)
Mine's pretty simple:
it's been on my wishlist
for a very long time, now.

I'd like to find my other sock.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...8dcfo1_500.jpg

This CRACKED ME UP....I put all the odd socks on the dryer....and I call it the socks without partners group!! I stopped just short of making a box and labeling it such....ahem
Methinks y'all know wayyyyyy too much now.....hope there's no therapists among you.... :blink:

<<<<normal....in my own way

lusciouskiwi 12-09-2012 07:45 PM

HOT some of my favourite perfume (nothing new please, I'm fussy), sexy bras in my size, dark chocolate, really good Xmas fruit cake and Xmas Mince Pies (yumminess!), champagne, mani-pedi vouchers, western style massage vouchers, a weekend getaway at a resort (just pop the receipt in my stocking), Ghiradelli peppermint bark (so damn expensive here!!!!), Amazon girt certificate, ipod, dinner at a really nice fancy restaurant with a hot butch

NOT HOT dvds, books (I have so many that I haven't already yet - would prefer a gift certificate), local food (can get it anytime!), socks (in this heat?), coffee mugs, kitchen stuff including niknaks (I only have to pack it up, dump it or give it away when I leave the country), cheap niknaks

Katniss 12-09-2012 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 714230)
Some of y'all have some big ass stockings.:blink:

The trick is to cut a hole in the toe. That way when Santa goes to fill it he doesn't realize just how much he is giving you. I learned that from my buddy Calvin.....


http:////2.bp.blogspot.com/-yb_rPO3S...-christmas.jpg


Katniss~~ (not naughty, just misunderstood...)

kittygrrl 12-10-2012 09:06 PM

hot: Twilight poster:goodscore:

not: britney spears perfume:hk22:

dixie 12-10-2012 10:09 PM

Hot: glittery nail polish, anything Hello Kitty related, new PS3, PSP, or PC games, anything zombie or vampire related, gift certificate to The Chocolate Fetish (my fav truffle shop)

Not: membership to eHarmony, Olive Garden or Red Lobster gift card, overly ripe bananas, roll-on deodorant, creepy knicknacks that look like they're staring



PinkieLee 12-11-2012 08:59 AM

Y'all are giving me some great ideas for stocking stuffers :)
 
I guess for me:

HOT: Starbucks, Subway or Yogurt Spot gift cards, scratch off lottery tickets, a Lifesaver Candy book (which I still get every year from my mom), lipgloss or chapstick, Coach Poppy perfume

NOT: panties twisted up like a rose from the corner store or knock off imitation perfume

kittygrrl 12-20-2012 05:12 PM

hot: heavy silver ring in celtic design :hk23:

not: Made in China on label:rant:

kittygrrl 10-25-2018 01:10 PM

hot-crushed velvet

not-drop earrings

kittygrrl 10-25-2018 03:24 PM

hot- hiking & camp gear

not-inflatable pughttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/f2/54/86/f...f4482fdaf7.jpg

homoe 10-25-2018 05:39 PM

Don't want any knickknacks, trinkets, or dodads!



Do want a airline ticket to the Windy City...:flying:

kittygrrl 10-25-2018 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1229227)



Do want a airline ticket to the Windy City...:flying:

umm..can i get on your xmas list?!*&?:|

girl_dee 10-25-2018 08:16 PM

DO really want a wooden toilet seat :wine:

DON’T want clutter of any kind

homoe 10-26-2018 09:05 AM

Don't want any "modern technology" of any kind..


Do want paperback books..

kittygrrl 10-26-2018 02:11 PM

do-chocolate, cookie straws, fruit


don't-gum

WheatToast 10-26-2018 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1229196)
hot-crushed velvet

not-drop earrings

What a fun thread!

I do not want:
Cheap soaps or lotions from WalMart or the Dollar Store that claim to be fruit scented but smell like cat piss. Cheap bags of stale nuts or seeds. Stupid, bright colored fuzzy socks. Earmuffs or gloves--not needed down here in Hell. Off brand lube- eeuuw. No hard candy or cheap, waxy chocolate shaped like Santa or other xmas themed things. Nothing with comical Xmas themes, like stupid pencils or goofy erasers. Nothing religious. Nothing frilly or impractical.

I would like:
A high quality nail trimmer, X-acto blades, small polished gem stones, British or French-made little jars of figgy or fruity stuff, good sharp pruning shears, cologne I actually like, tiny books, good quality paint pens with small points, Tiger Balm ointment, Tea tree oil, Carmex or Burt's Bees lip stuff, a few nice chocolate truffles, a tiny picture frame, travel sized toiletries, a small but bright flashlight, AA and AAA batteries, a traveling corkscrew, battery operated twinkly mini lights, TicTacs, some Elements ultra thin 1.25 rolling papers, and some old timey gags, like fake barf, rubber cockroaches or exploding cigarette loads. Okay, and maybe just a few M-80 firecrackers, like six or seven of them. Just in case...

Femmewench 10-26-2018 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WheatToast (Post 1229355)
What a fun thread!

I would like:
A high quality nail trimmer, X-acto blades, small polished gem stones, British or French-made little jars of figgy or fruity stuff, good sharp pruning shears, cologne I actually like, tiny books, good quality paint pens with small points, Tiger Balm ointment, Tea tree oil, Carmex or Burt's Bees lip stuff, a few nice chocolate truffles, a tiny picture frame, travel sized toiletries, a small but bright flashlight, AA and AAA batteries, a traveling corkscrew, battery operated twinkly mini lights, TicTacs, some Elements ultra thin 1.25 rolling papers, and some old timey gags, like fake barf, rubber cockroaches or exploding cigarette loads. Okay, and maybe just a few M-80 firecrackers, like six or seven of them. Just in case...

Pretty sure that's not going to fit into a stocking.

Femmewench 10-26-2018 04:18 PM

I've gotten to that age where I really don't want anything. Factor in that I live in an RV, and what I'd really like is time with friends and family, and experiences.

If time travel were possible, I'd love Callard and Bowser Licorice toffee. It was worth risking dental work.

kittygrrl 10-26-2018 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Femmewench (Post 1229358)
Pretty sure that's not going to fit into a stocking.

i have a japanese prunerhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/2d...0b9df0c12e.jpg (for trimming bonsai) that will fit perfect:hangloose:

charley 10-26-2018 04:50 PM

xmas stocking
 
Wanted:

a femme in my xmas stocking

Not wanted:

a hole in that stocking

:blush:

WheatToast 10-26-2018 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1229360)
i have a japanese prunerhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/2d...0b9df0c12e.jpg (for trimming bonsai) that will fit perfect:hangloose:

Those look cool! But I meant the 6"-7" long kind--they'd fit in a stocking easily!

Orema 10-26-2018 06:03 PM

DO want to see some pink Nikes and, after reading Kitty and WheatToast’s posts, I’d like a set of Japanese gardening tools.

DONT want any coal in my stockings.

TL1 10-26-2018 06:35 PM

YES to Air Pods...... though I may give in and buy myself some by then. If so I’ll come update.


NO to anything gummy.... gummy worms gummy bears ugh yuck no

homoe 10-27-2018 05:51 PM

Don't want any gift certificates or gift cards..........


Do want cold hard cash..........:hangloose:

TL1 10-27-2018 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1229471)
Don't want any gift certificates or gift cards..........


Do want cold hard cash..........:hangloose:


I’ll take homoe’s gift cards lol

homoe 10-28-2018 04:51 AM

Don't want any cleaning equipment (if you recall the scene in White Palace where James Spader gives Susan Sarandon a Dust Buster, you'll realize those type of gifts never go over well)


Do want one full year of Merry Maids Service.........

Chad 10-28-2018 08:23 AM

Do fruit

Don't fruit flies

ReadandSnapFemme 10-28-2018 09:07 AM

Do: A simple hand picked flower....

Don't: candy canes (hate em)


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