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Venus007 11-09-2018 12:55 PM

Fossils
Exotic bugs under glass
Good microscope
Taxidermy

charley 11-09-2018 12:56 PM

Gimme Gimme Gimme (nix that)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1231086)
Hey Santa, scratch everything off the list I may of given you please!

I've decided instead of bringing me things, I really don't need or want, bring my buddies stuff instead......... :present:

Excellent post homoe, and the stuff I think is most precious is wisdom (insofar as I am concerned.) :)

kittygrrl 11-09-2018 01:37 PM

i want something he's created with his hands or his mind..that's all i really need.

homoe 11-17-2018 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1231086)
Hey Santa, scratch everything off the list I may of wanted please!



I've decided instead of bringing me things, I really don't want or need, bring my buddies stuff they want or desire instead......... :present:

Santa, could you bring a buddy of mine a bright shinny new Swiss Army Knife? She's been a very good girl this year and I know this would bring a big smile to her face..

kittygrrl 11-17-2018 01:29 PM

i want peace on earth and his favorite song

WheatToast 11-17-2018 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 952326)
I always fret about what I get others but never give too much thought about what I want. This year it's a little different and i'm making a little list. What is it you need or want? :olive:

I'd like a free, first class ticket to Paris, where my new lover, Juliette Binoche, is waiting for me at the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz Paris. Once they make ready the honeymoon suite, we'll cancel room service for our dinner, because Juliette has hired French Chef Eric Ripert to make us dinner in our suite.:byebye:

I'd also like a totally jacked-up 1975 Ford pick-up truck in turquoise and white that has a fast new engine, a loud music system, cold AC, heated steering wheel & seats, and navigation.

Also, I'd like some never expiring, unlimited gift certificates for home maintenance and repair: for plumbers, electricians, roofers, exterminators, remodelers, flooring, landscapers, master gardeners and tree trimmers.
I don't actually need all those services right now, but because the gift certificates never expire...well.

And a shawl collar, cardigan v-neck sweater with pockets, in a soft, nubby knit fabric that isn't that heavy, saggy cotton. Color: navy, beige, gray or mauve.

And throw in a state of the art kitty litter box that cleans itself, always smells like clean mountain air and has a washing station for the kittys' nasty little paws once they finish doing their business.

A top of the line Mac computer system, and a printer that's nicer than any existing printer because it's magic.

Oh, and free art supplies and books delivered whenever I want.

And some beautiful lingerie for Juliette. And some jewelry for her too--a big box of it. Hey, look, they threw in a watch for me. Is that a Cartier? Wow!

That should do it.

:smileyXmasTree:





kittygrrl 11-17-2018 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WheatToast (Post 1232017)
I'd like a free, first class ticket to Paris, where my new lover, Juliette Binoche, is waiting for me at the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz Paris. Once they make ready the honeymoon suite, we'll cancel room service for our dinner, because Juliette has hired French Chef Eric Ripert to make us dinner in our suite.:byebye:

I'd also like a totally jacked-up 1975 Ford pick-up truck in turquoise and white that has a fast new engine, a loud music system, cold AC, heated steering wheel & seats, and navigation.

Also, I'd like some never expiring, unlimited gift certificates for home maintenance and repair: for plumbers, electricians, roofers, exterminators, remodelers, flooring, landscapers, master gardeners and tree trimmers.
I don't actually need all those services right now, but because the gift certificates never expire...well.

And a shawl collar, cardigan v-neck sweater with pockets, in a soft, nubby knit fabric that isn't that heavy, saggy cotton. Color: navy, beige, gray or mauve.

And throw in a state of the art kitty litter box that cleans itself, always smells like clean mountain air and has a washing station for the kittys' nasty little paws once they finish doing their business.

A top of the line Mac computer system, and a printer that's nicer than any existing printer because it's magic.

Oh, and free art supplies and books delivered whenever I want.

And some beautiful lingerie for Juliette. And some jewelry for her too--a big box of it. Hey, look, they threw in a watch for me. Is that a Cartier? Wow!

That should do it.

:smileyXmasTree:





well...Wheat, Santa will have to pack an extra sleigh to put all your stuff:eatinghersheybar: i hope you're leaving cookies:byebye:

Kenna 11-17-2018 10:36 PM

A set of exterior French doors, a mini wood stove and a trip to Ireland.

TL1 11-18-2018 01:59 AM

A permanent fix/solution/cure!

ksrainbow 11-18-2018 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna (Post 1232049)
A set of exterior French doors, a mini wood stove and a trip to Ireland.

the contractors for my home improvements get started before the fur flies, a cleaning crew for the aftermath and the backyard patio is ready for spring.

Bèsame* 11-18-2018 08:57 AM


Kenna 11-18-2018 08:40 PM

A micro fiber alternative down comforter (can't stand the thought of poor naked plucked geese) and duvet.

Dinner at the Melting Pot.

Blade 11-19-2018 07:19 AM

For Bass Pro Shop to have my Red head jeans on sale. I need 👖!

homoe 11-20-2018 01:17 AM

Santa I was wondering if you could bring a friend of mine a Survival Whistle?

As far as I know she's been a good girl but your list would indicate far better than I.......

Chad 11-20-2018 07:59 AM

Gifts
 
I really want time with my family and friends.
I have everything that I need.

Time, is the best gift for me.

Wrang1er 11-20-2018 11:06 AM

I could use a new soft top for my Jeep.

GeorgiaMa'am 11-20-2018 11:59 AM

I want for no one from work to call me during my two week Christmas vacation.

kittygrrl 11-21-2018 04:08 PM

has myhttps://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/01...g?v=1540284932name of it

Kenna 11-21-2018 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna (Post 1232049)
A set of exterior French doors, a mini wood stove and a trip to Ireland.

Mini wood stove has arrived early

JDeere 11-21-2018 10:24 PM

https://dukecannon.com/products/big-...oductivity-ww2

https://dukecannon.com/products/thic...p-productivity

https://www.nflshop.com/pittsburgh-s...31746564?ms=80

Kenna 11-29-2018 08:43 PM

For my soul and nature to be soothed.

CherryWine 12-05-2018 02:07 PM

I really just want all of my loved ones to be happy and healthy.

And maybe a set of these cat butt drink coasters...

https://i.etsystatic.com/5565064/r/i...65218_1ui5.jpg

Bèsame* 12-09-2018 03:00 PM

https://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/...d=650&cvt=jpeg

Dear Santa,
I really think these coffee mugs are so pretty. (Stop by your local World Market.)
Xoxo,
I've been very good!

LOQUI 12-11-2018 03:42 AM

Santa cutie,

Fill my stocking with....

https://www.etsy.com/listing/2551979...25&pro=1&frs=1

and pace on earth!

Pssst Santa, I dont know how to post a picture here so you may have to scroll down a little :byebye:

RockOn 12-11-2018 09:20 AM

2 Rottweiler puppies ...

will wait another 6 to 12 months to get them ... trying to be smart about it

I love Rottweilers! And all other furfaces.

Heck, I can get as many as I want since I am in the very rural country now. And I will!!! Heh Heh! A guy about a mile from me has 3 minature donkeys. They are adorable. Sometimes I pull over to look at them. I talked to the owner so he knows I am merely admiring them and not up to no good.

RockOn 12-12-2018 01:10 AM

LOL
CherryWine's cat butt coasters ... now that is funny! Cute too!
:)

FireSignFemme 12-12-2018 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1231086)
Hey Santa, scratch everything off the list I may of wanted please!I've decided instead of bringing me things, I really don't want or need, bring my buddies stuff they want or desire instead......... :present:

Hi friend :)

homoe 12-16-2018 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireSignFemme (Post 1234350)
Hi friend :)



And what would you like Santa to bring?

kittygrrl 12-16-2018 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1234910)
And what would you like Santa to bring?

and what would homoe like santa to bring him?!??..don't ask about my stocking...it'll probably have a lump of coal ...lol :|

homoe 12-16-2018 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1234943)
and what would homoe like santa to bring him?!??..don't ask about my stocking...it'll probably have a lump of coal ...lol :|




Well, I wouldn't turn my nose up at an airline ticket to Chicago that's for sure!

homoe 12-17-2018 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 1232119)



....Ditto!

Bèsame* 01-05-2019 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 1234055)
https://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/...d=650&cvt=jpeg

Dear Santa,
I really think these coffee mugs are so pretty. (Stop by your local World Market.)
Xoxo,
I've been very good!

I was good! I love drinking my morning coffee from these mugs.

OK, naughty kicked right back in, Dec 31. What can I say??

LOQUI 01-07-2019 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOQUI (Post 1234236)
Santa cutie,

Fill my stocking with....

https://www.etsy.com/listing/2551979...25&pro=1&frs=1

and pace on earth!

Pssst Santa, I dont know how to post a picture here so you may have to scroll down a little :byebye:

Oh My God!!! Santa was listening me!! you rock Santa! :gimmehug:

C0LLETTE 01-08-2019 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOQUI (Post 1237626)
Oh My God!!! Santa was listening me!! you rock Santa! :gimmehug:

We have peace on earth? Yeay.

Now get Santa to shovel out some goodwill.

LOQUI 01-08-2019 11:01 PM

No, sadly that is not accomplished yet...and with regards that, I intentionally choose to be a simpleton and believe that a better world is possible.

Lamentably, We still have children, women, men being abused and oppressed .... Violence all over the globe....Dysfunctional families... Hunger ... Disasters .... Lack of solidarity, lack of honesty ....relationships filled with irony and sarcasms... people filled with bitterness and frustration, and the list can go on and on .... A very sad and painful picture throughout generations...

In midst of all that, the magic resides in that that magical character known as Santa Claus listened and brought me my very own personal, and sentimental request...and as simple as I am, that...made me happy.

The peace on earth and the goodwill? I choose to think that good is stronger than evil...and that there is good people in the world with goodwill, trying hard to work on it. While it happen lets...
"Do all the good you [we] can, To all the people you [we] can, In all the ways you [we] can, As long as ever you [we] can."

As we Latinxs say: "Sí se puede!"

:praying:

JDeere 01-08-2019 11:46 PM

I didnt get the soap I posted on here! I however will buy it my damn self when I have money.

cathexis 01-09-2019 01:52 AM

A gorgeous stainless steel chainmail locking collar. Planned for February.

homoe 12-05-2019 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 1234943)
and what would homoe like santa to bring him?!??..don't ask about my stocking...it'll probably have a lump of coal ...lol :|




I got a brief peak at Santa's list, and more than likely, coal again this year Miss Kitty...:giggle:

kittygrrl 12-05-2019 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1258125)
I got a brief peak at Santa's list, and more than likely, coal again this year Miss Kitty...:giggle:

H :|.............you know me so well ..:blush:

Bèsame* 12-05-2019 08:56 PM

Dear Santa,

You know what I really want.

Please, sooner than later.



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