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some of the comedy routines on AOL radio....:)
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The ding-dang cat ran up the wall and bounced off the ceiling!!! Bout scared herself to death. It was pretty funny...and she settled down for awhile after that. :blink:
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Being Teacher In Charge today while "Science Alive" came for a visit....Having to hunt and chase an armadillo that got lose and escaped the classroom :blink: LOL
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The girl jumping and grabbing my hand while at the movies...She actually made me jump once or twice LOL
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I am visiting my 81 year old Mother. Part of the morning ritual is sharing the newspaper over breakfast. One of the articles today was about the Fetish Convention held in downtown Providence this weekend complete with photos. Her response to it? "Hm, people are so much more adventurous in my day". Followed by, "didn't our german shepherd have a collar like that?" |
I drove past one of the local bbq restaurants today and saw that they had their Valentine message up on the board out front. It read "Pork the one you love". I almost hit the ditch laughing...lol
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My friend's blog about our favorite figure skater :-)
http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/ http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...439.1699432147 |
someone telling me they didn't want my little boy cooties. ROFLMAO!!! Yes I'm still sick, but hopefully not still contagious, and spreading my little boy cooties around.
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My eyes are big pumpking pies. :)
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As there are no real restaurants in our area, and no other jobs to speak of, I fill my days working as the office manager at a locally owned Tire / Auto Repair shop.
A woman drops off her daughters car ( she lives behind the shop) and I advise her to park it under one of the open shelters since it has the back window busted out of it, that way if it rains, it may help with any rain damage. ( Note: she was not scheduled to bring the car in until tomorrow anyway.) As she is giving me her keys to mark and hang on the key rack, she mentions that she locked one of the front doors, but couldn't reach the other door, asking if we would mind "locking it up because her daughter has a bunch of jewelry and stuff in there". I look at her rather perplexed, but offer an "em, yeah.... Ok?!" She smiles and leaves. The really nice well mannered lady in the waiting area has overheard all of this and is watching me as I watch the other lady leave and says " is she for fucking real??????" I about pissed cause that is exactly what was going through my head. " HEY LADY.. YOUR PIECE OF CRAP HAS NO BACK WINDOW!!!! WHY BOTHER LOCKING IT???" Anyway, that was my funny today. I just can't believe folks sometimes..LOL |
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watching my 16 year old nephew try and ask a girl for a date...priceless...
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A post on a submissive group I belong to.. The lady was looking up whips on amazon... WHILE she was working at a library... on online chat with a customer answering a question on how to spell something...
YEP.. She sent the link for the whip instead of the word she was trying to spell. OOOPPSSS:blink:. |
I looked outside a few minutes ago and there were about a hundred birds swarming around our two bird feeders. I guess word got out, lol |
Jackhammer recounting her dream to me.
Jack: "Honey, I had a dream last night that Cinderella was helping me get on a ride so that I could get back to you" Me: "WHAT? Cinderella? Like a cartoon or a real Cinderella?" Jack: "A real one. She had a wand and everything" Me: "BWAAAAHHAAAAAAA. Babe, I don't think Cinderella ever had a wand, BWAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA" Jack, very seriously: "Well this one did" Me: Hysterical laughter Jack: "She was a really nice Cinderella" Me: More hysterical laughter Jack : "It's not funny, I was upset" Me, spewing coke all over the dining room. |
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Ami: (finish laughing) My mom called me Cinderella when I was young Corkey: Cinderellie Ami: Don't:| |
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