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Smiling 02-21-2013 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesse (Post 753528)
...how it is that pigs can fly. When I hear that song...

it makes me want to do a cartwheel. However, I know that if I do....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753536)
it makes me want to do a cartwheel. However, I know that if I do....

I will likely receive a black eye, but that will go well with...

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753600)
I will likely receive a black eye, but that will go well with...

my outfit which is black and blue! All of a sudden, I look up and....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753606)
my outfit which is black and blue! All of a sudden, I look up and....
I see a puff of smoke, and I shouldn't have immediately assumed that...

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753608)


I see a puff of smoke, and I shouldn't have immediately assumed that...
the SWAT Team was approaching, but I did! Having to think fast, I....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753609)
the SWAT Team was approaching, but I did! Having to think fast, I....
grabbed the nearest one, and asked them why a SWAT team would be interested in a fire. That was when I saw the gonga on my counter out of the corner of my eye, and I realized.....

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753610)


grabbed the nearest one, and asked them why a SWAT team would be interested in a fire. That was when I saw the gonga on my counter out of the corner of my eye, and I realized.....
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753614)
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....
I complained about the fly in my soup, and didn't tip the waiter. So, thinking quickly, I....

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753626)


I complained about the fly in my soup, and didn't tip the waiter. So, thinking quickly, I....
disguised myself as a houseplant and waited for SWAT to go into the other room.
When the coast was clear, I ran out and much to my surprise....

Trev 02-21-2013 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753614)
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....
we have the same parole officer. After much free time to catch up on my reading crime stories.....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753631)
disguised myself as a houseplant and waited for SWAT to go into the other room.
When the coast was clear, I ran out and much to my surprise....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trev (Post 753634)
we have the same parole officer. After much free time to catch up on my reading crime stories.....
I decided to hit the gym, but when I got there I was alarmed by...

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753636)




I decided to hit the gym, but when I got there I was alarmed by...
the rows and rows of exercise equipment! After all, the judge told me a condition of my release was....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753644)
the rows and rows of exercise equipment! After all, the judge told me a condition of my release was....
dependent on my determination to stay clean, but this was way over the top, and I couldn't decide if I should...

Smiling 02-21-2013 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753657)


dependent on my determination to stay clean, but this was way over the top, and I couldn't decide if I should...
steal a car and get the heck out of there fast or stay and finish out my parole like an upstanding citizens. As I weighed my options....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753661)
steal a car and get the heck out of there fast or stay and finish out my parole like an upstanding citizens. As I weighed my options....
I realized that behind bars, vehicular theft was not likely an option. So, I angrily reported to kitchen duty, but as I began washing dishes, I discovered a....

Smiling 02-21-2013 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753664)


I realized that behind bars, vehicular theft was not likely an option. So, I angrily reported to kitchen duty, but as I began washing dishes, I discovered a....

6 karat sapphire tiara that would look absolutely fabulous with a pair of Jimmy Choo's that I have sitting in my closet at home! Weighing my options, I....

Hollylane 02-22-2013 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753702)
6 karat sapphire tiara that would look absolutely fabulous with a pair of Jimmy Choo's that I have sitting in my closet at home! Weighing my options, I....
realized I was just hallucinating, and I suddenly I was sure that someone had slipped me a......

Gaige 02-22-2013 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753898)


realized I was just hallucinating, and suddenly I was sure that someone had slipped me a......
Dorito that had been licked on. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to…

Hollylane 02-22-2013 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753941)
Dorito that had been licked on. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to…
wash my mouth out with soap, but something distracted me, and I stood staring in horror at....

Gaige 02-22-2013 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753958)


wash my mouth out with soap, but something distracted me, and I stood staring in horror at....
the reflection in the mirror of the clown standing behind me. I spun around and…


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