From my favorite misanthrope, Douglas Adams:

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

these are nasty but they made me spew coffee today.....
 

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This so well describes some people I've known...

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If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional

You better hold your breath cause u gonna need when I choke the hell out of u.

My personal favorite
Opinions are like ass holes everybody has one

So the other day we stopped by my mom's house to drop off her dog, who we were watching while she and pop were out of town. As I stepped out of the car I was greeted by a pack of 6 year olds riding their bikes down the street shepherded by a man who appeared to be in his mid-late 20s. He was riding a bike with the baby tow tent on wheels thing you see so many parents using. His shorts had slipped down in back to reveal a full......not partial......not plumber's crack......but full moon. Here's what transpired after that;

Wolf; "Excuse me sir but you may want to pull your shorts up a bit."
Guy; "What? WTF did you just say to me?"

Angry and spoiling for a fight......sigh.......no good deed goes unpunished

Wolf; "I said Sir that your shorts have fallen in the back and I was trying to save you the embarrassment of exposing yourself."
Guy, who suddenly realized that I was a woman and speaks in a more reasonable yet still annoyed tone: "I'm not embarrassed if my ass shows."
Wolf, said mildly: " Clearly not. Well it's a fine ass Sir."
Guy; "Thank you."
Wolf; "Just like the rest of you. Enjoy your ride Sir, it's a beautiful day for it."