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What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?
I'll never do that for a buck again.
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Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses!
Waiter: You certainly do, this is a restaurant! Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse! |
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School is so much easier these days. I just passed an exam in cheerleading.
I walked in and said give me an "A" And they did! |
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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
(Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!) |
How many tickles does it make to get a squid to laugh?
Ten-tickles! http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/.../598258226.gif |
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