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NJFemmie 02-16-2010 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 50873)
TODAY

~February 16th~

National Paczki Day
:blink:
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Finally! Something I can sink my teeth into!! (yes, literally!!!!)
THIS is paczki: (my dad used to make these, mmmm)

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...and/paczki.jpg

Paczki (punch-key) Day is the feast of plenty before the Lenten fast begins. It is the last day of gaiety in Karnawal time, the period between Christmas and Lent. This is the time for sleigh parties called Kulig. To mark the last moments of excess before the austerity of Lenten sacrifice, Polish Roman Catholics celebrate Paczki Day.

On this day the traditional deep fried pastries (something like jelly doughnuts) are enjoyed throughout the world's Polonias. This joyous activity precedes the Gorzkie Zale (lamentation services) of Lent in Polonian churches. In Poland, Paczki Day takes place the Thursday before Ash Wednesday, called Tlusty Czwartek (Fat Thursday). Long lines form in front of the bakeries in Polonia, and millions of Paczki are sold.

NJFemmie 02-16-2010 02:50 PM

http://humour.200ok.com.au/img/pancake_bunny.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...as-regrets.jpg

Diva 02-16-2010 02:55 PM

Your paczkseisis......gimme dem. <chomp, chomp>

NJFemmie 02-16-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51084)
Your paczkseisis......gimme dem. <chomp, chomp>

LOL ... it's pronounced 'punch-key'.
Which means you'll have to punch me to get them.

(mine mine mine)

Diva 02-16-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51087)
LOL ... it's pronounced 'punch-key'.
Which means you'll have to punch me to get them.

(mine mine mine)



Oh now SEE? Why would I go and do somethin' like that when I know You'd just GIVE me one. or twelve...:bow:

PearlsNLace 02-16-2010 03:07 PM

Like, OMG

Its a day for guilt free Donuts!

Diva 02-16-2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PearlsNLace (Post 51097)
Like, OMG

Its a day for guilt free Donuts!



I know, right?

'cept NJ should feel guilty for not sharing! :eyebat:

NJFemmie 02-16-2010 03:11 PM

Last I checked, Dunkin Donuts was still open.

...just sayin'


how's that for guilt? *lil snort*

Diva 02-16-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51102)
Last I checked, Dunkin Donuts was still open.

...just sayin'


how's that for guilt? *lil snort*



Here's a little song I like to call.....

I'm Dunkin' For Ya, Punkin'.....:grandpiano:

NJFemmie 02-16-2010 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51104)
Here's a little song I like to call.....

I'm Dunkin' For Ya, Punkin'.....:grandpiano:

Punkin' Dunkin'

The autoerotic act of fucking a pumpkin through a hole carved out in the side of the pumpkin.

"When there's frost on the punkin, it's time for punkin' dunkin'"

:|

Diva 02-16-2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51108)
Punkin' Dunkin'

The autoerotic act of fucking a pumpkin through a hole carved out in the side of the pumpkin.

"When there's frost on the punkin, it's time for punkin' dunkin'"

:|



HA!
You are spending WAY too much time in the Urban Dictionary! Don't make me call for medical assistance!! :ambulance:


hee hee
I'll be Your nurse.....Nurse Ratchett....:heartbeat:

Gemme 02-16-2010 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51087)
LOL ... it's pronounced 'punch-key'.
Which means you'll have to punch me to get them.

(mine mine mine)

Okay. :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51090)
Oh now SEE? Why would I go and do somethin' like that when I know You'd just GIVE me one. or twelve...:bow:

I'll do it. :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51102)
Last I checked, Dunkin Donuts was still open.

...just sayin'


how's that for guilt? *lil snort*

Krispy Kreme is better, says the Grouch who just started the second leg of her back to back (home after 11pm, at work before 7am) double shift. Do me a favor and bring me a pillow and a night cap? :cheesy:

Be skeered, very skeered.

Diva 02-17-2010 02:28 AM

I LOVE the Krispy Kremes...but there are 2 places here in Austin even better, if You can POSSIBLY even wrap Your brain around THAT! I know....difficult to think ANYthing would be better than the Krispy Kreme!



Diva 02-17-2010 02:34 AM

TODAY

~February 17th~

is

National Champion Crab Races Day
:theisland:

&

National Quiet Day
(oh this is SO not my day!)
:vigil:

&

National My Way Day
(THERE we go!)
:princess:


NJFemmie 02-17-2010 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 51190)
[B]

Krispy Kreme is better, says the Grouch who just started the second leg of her back to back (home after 11pm, at work before 7am) double shift. Do me a favor and bring me a pillow and a night cap? :cheesy:

Be skeered, very skeered.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51467)
[B][I][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]I LOVE the Krispy Kremes...but there are 2 places here in Austin even better, if You can POSSIBLY even wrap Your brain around THAT! I know....difficult to think ANYthing would be better than the Krispy Kreme!


We don't have Krispy Kreme. :( I do like them better than DD though - we only get grocery-packaged selections here (which isn't very often).

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 07:36 AM

... and the winner is .....
 
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co.../CrabRace1.jpg

... Carlos Crabito from Mexico. Expert crustacean and three time world champion. :clap::cheerleader:

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 07:44 AM

http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-c...-shut-up-1.gif

Because sometimes silence IS golden.

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 07:50 AM

He did it his way ...

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/frank-sinatra.jpg

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L1sg7RImyM"]YouTube- Frank Sinatra - My Way[/ame]

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51118)
HA!
You are spending WAY too much time in the Urban Dictionary! Don't make me call for medical assistance!! :ambulance:


hee hee
I'll be Your nurse.....Nurse Ratchett....:heartbeat:

http://atlmalcontent.files.wordpress...e_ratched1.jpg

Diva 02-17-2010 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51502)
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co.../CrabRace1.jpg

... Carlos Crabito from Mexico. Expert crustacean and three time world champion. :clap::cheerleader:

Do You think those folks train for the rest of the year for this very moment? :|

MrSunshine 02-17-2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51468)
TODAY

~February 17th~

is






National Quiet Day
(oh this is SO not my day!)
:vigil:









One word for you.........screwed! ;)

Diva 02-17-2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSunshine (Post 51572)
One word for you.........screwed! ;)



ShhhhhhH!!!!!:innocent:

<giggling>

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51567)
Do You think those folks train for the rest of the year for this very moment? :|

I would be more curious to know if they solicit contestant applications.

Look! This one is skimming the classifieds for the next race....
http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/...mb-500x375.jpg

Diva 02-17-2010 12:11 PM

Yes....I have heard that there is a large percentage of crabs who are out of work.

I don't understand why Obama cannot address this!!!!! :usa:

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51609)
Yes....I have heard that there is a large percentage of crabs who are out of work.

I don't understand why Obama cannot address this!!!!! :usa:

Sarah's on it.

http://www.treehugger.com/sarah-palin-design.jpg

Diva 02-17-2010 12:21 PM

HA!!!!!!!!!!
 
She's on SOMEthin', that's for sure! :|

NJFemmie 02-17-2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51615)
She's on SOMEthin', that's for sure! :|

From the looks of it - that poor bear.

:twitch:

Gemme 02-17-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51467)
I LOVE the Krispy Kremes...but there are 2 places here in Austin even better, if You can POSSIBLY even wrap Your brain around THAT! I know....difficult to think ANYthing would be better than the Krispy Kreme!



Warning: this is huge, I mean HUGE news.

I. AM. No. Longer. In. Love. With. Krispy. Kreme. :blink:

There, I said it.

So, I am open to the '2 places in Austin' cuz a girl needs her donuts, yanno? :eating:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 51468)
TODAY

~February 17th~

is

National Champion Crab Races Day
:theisland:

&

National Quiet Day
(oh this is SO not my day!)
:vigil:

&

National My Way Day
(THERE we go!)
:princess:


And here I was gonna post a pic of an STD clinic. :blink:

Wrong crabs. Sorry! :byebye:


Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51501)
We don't have Krispy Kreme. :( I do like them better than DD though - we only get grocery-packaged selections here (which isn't very often).

Weird truth? I actually like QFC's (Kroger affiliate) store done donuts better than any other right now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 51610)

I agree. That poor bear! She's on it alright, but she's totally ignoring the crab!

Diva 02-17-2010 09:13 PM

I was so enthralled by her shoes (not) I didn't even SEE the damn crab! Maybe that's her entry for the race!!

:jack:
Let's ask Jack......

Diva 02-17-2010 09:14 PM

The Berry lives in Round Rock......SHE should bring us some donuts on Saturday morning! :goodscore:

IttyBittyFem 02-18-2010 03:16 AM

Today is:

One year to the day since my accident at work. :detective:
It's been a very long year. :mobilewheelchair:

If I can keep it up, only 6 more months to go! :praying:


:clap: :thumbsup: :clap: :thumbsup: :clap:

NJFemmie 02-18-2010 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 52024)
I was so enthralled by her shoes (not) I didn't even SEE the damn crab! Maybe that's her entry for the race!!

:jack:
Let's ask Jack......

Oh my lord... you mean to tell me that her shoes, not the big ol' nasty crab sitting on her table, was the focus of your attention?!?

From this day forward, I shall name you ........ Imelda.

http://www.chrispforr.net/row2/chris...ges/imelda.jpg

Here's a new one to add to your collection....

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/imag...ciagashoes.jpg

(is that a timing chain?!)

NJFemmie 02-18-2010 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 52020)
[B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="YellowGreen"]
I agree. That poor bear! She's on it alright, but she's totally ignoring the crab!

She can't look it in the eye and tell it federal funding just isn't available anymore. There just isn't money available to crustaceans.

Diva 02-18-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 52268)
Oh my lord... you mean to tell me that her shoes, not the big ol' nasty crab sitting on her table, was the focus of your attention?!?

From this day forward, I shall name you ........ Imelda.

http://www.chrispforr.net/row2/chris...ges/imelda.jpg

Here's a new one to add to your collection....

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/imag...ciagashoes.jpg

(is that a timing chain?!)


Oh.
I thought they were little tineh babeh bullets......no? :D

Diva 02-18-2010 11:25 AM

TODAY

~February 18th~

is


National Battery Day
:freak:

&

National Pluto Day
:moonstars:

NJFemmie 02-18-2010 11:41 AM

This one ....

http://hemmingforddogblog.files.word...uto_dog_01.jpg

or this one?

http://nerdgirltalking.files.wordpre...uto-planet.jpg

NJFemmie 02-18-2010 11:43 AM

Well, this is exciting ......

http://www.novacell.com.tw/English%2...ry%20large.jpg

:dots:

Diva 02-18-2010 12:41 PM

That's what *I* thought...... <yawn>


ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

NJFemmie 02-18-2010 12:48 PM

Today is ..... the middle of

Return Carts to the Supermarket Month--February 1-28
...


(hey, I tried)

NJFemmie 02-18-2010 12:52 PM

This should never happen to a cart....

http://i.thestreet.com/files/tsc/mai...y/grocery2.jpg


a moment of silence... please.....

:byebye:


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