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*i'm a beauty pageant drop-out - but i've been miss congeniality
*i was voted most original in high school *i believe in ghosts *i'm not allergic to anything *i miss being in the military |
I once let an adorable little girl - that had "challenges" - paint my finger nails all kinds of funky bright colors...some even had 3 different colors that CLASHED..., just so we could get her to talk and open up enough to interact with people around her. (I never paint my finger nails, but couldn't resist her wanting to "show" me how she wanted me to paint her's...but she wouldn't express it verbally.)
When I was 3-6 years old...my step dad called me "Squirrel" I have slight nerve damage on the right side of my face... makes me shy to smile because my smile is lopsided and I HATE to have my picture taken. I HATE onions!! (people always make fun of me for that one) I used to hang my little sister's Barbie dolls on the clothes line...and snicker when she was too short to reach them, but would climb like a monkey to get them down. Trust me, she got paybacks. She and I both have MEAN right crosses!! |
This, that and the other.
I have an obsession with caprese salad
I almost always think that I've left my purse on top of the car. I Panic first and then realize that it is in the back seat where I usually place it. Sometimes if I'm on a road trip and I've stopped to walk Lulu, I panic thinking that I've accidently left her behind (until I see her in her carrier that is). I'm working on squelching the panic and using critical thinking skills first. Uh huh. :| I love rocks. I love to collect them, look at them and display them (I'm pretty sure this makes me a nerd). They are considered a "metal" element in Feng Shui. I have cordless telephones but strangely I prefer an old fashioned princess style phone with a fifty foot long cord. When I first bought the cord I worried that Lulu would become entangled when I walked around. Luckily she has learned to stay a few paces in front of me to avoid danger! I have the strangest desire sometimes to play with Barbies (don't judge). It doesn't seem fair that little girls get to have all the fun. |
lets see what I can say this early morning,for me anyway.
Im an old softie but not someone that can be walked over very easly. Love to cuddle in the easy chair wih my fur kids,we three often fall asleep in the thing. Enjoy siting outside at night just looking at the stars and watching fireflys. Love roasting marshmallows over a camp fire till they are burnt and really good. Would love to walk on a sandy beach just doing nothing else at all . |
I'm watching Shear Genius
I need an icy Diet Coke Big Gulp very soon I'm battling my yearly beginning of summer cold--achoo! I miss certain people every day. I'm sick of thinking of what I should have said AFTER the moment has passed. |
as a girl i took piano lessons.
my dad's nickname for me was 'little lulu' i miss my grandma i never answer my phone. once i had 3 months of voicemails that took me a half-hour to get through. watching the family guy on dvr totally relaxes me. (ez doesn't get the appeal.) |
I wear an initial ring that my father gave me.
It's become a trademark; people always ask me where I got it. Once I lost it for 6 months and it about made me crazy. I'm one of 3 people on earth without a tattoo. When I move, I want an art room with 3 model airplanes from WWII suspended from the ceiling. I have vertigo/height issues so bad I can't look out a glass elevator without getting dizzy. Escalators go without saying.... (I think it stems from dad rocking the seat on the ferris wheel when I was little..) |
I only get manicures and pedicures a few times a year, including today. My favorite color is OPI Hawaiian Orchid, a sheer pink neutral. I got married in it in 1985, and I haven't found a better color since.
The most relaxing thing I can think of is spending time in the woods. Love a cup of coffee on a breezy evening, sitting on the porch of a cabin. I tried on my summer clothes today and found that some of them are fitting better than they did last year. Yay for Weight Watchers! I have to get up at 4am so I can take a train to NYC. I hate the idea of getting up so early, and equally hate the idea of trying to sleep. I'm going to eat a cup of low fat ice cream with cut up cake (no fat), blueberries, strawberries, and cool whip. All on the diet. Wahoo! |
~ In the 7th grade, one of my classmates tapped me on the shoulder in English and told me I had put my dress on wrong~side~out.
I will never forget the embarrassment. It was white with pink polka~dots. |
♦ in my mid teens...to appease my girl, I allowed acrylic nails on my left hand only, to make it "fun" she told me I should pick a fancy design for it...she suggested a cherry tree, I told her I'd happily scratch her to death if I got PINK anything...so...the manicurist suggested a "fire" type..which I liked :blink: [i was 'in the closet' !!], however...it's a HUGE weakness of mine when a Femme wears 'em nowadays, the more elaborate, the quicker I'll act like a fly to blue light "so prettyyyyy -ZAP-" :rrose:.....
♦ since Im successfully raising a baby Sparrow {So far}, I'm considering a Sparrow tat *Alongside ferret Ink*.... ♦ I try my best to be Gluten-Free, Organic, pescetarian, Locavore....Not because I'm allergic or an Animal Rights Fanatic{or stuck-up}....Mostly because it's Healthy, and Fresh, which pretty much means if I cant find it in any of the above categories, I wont go apeshit or wind up sick...Just disappointed. ♦ Like Jet, I have bad Vertigo...Glass elevators are a big No-No...I'll barf from such dizzyness....Escalators are ok, as long as I focus on my feet....Anything above 2nd floor will trigger dizziness, hypervent, and nausea...Oddly enuff aeroplanes dont do that... {I honestly believe it started after I bungee Jumped on my 18th birthday....Watching the river fast approach, then thinking I'm gonna splatter against the Bridge can make a tough Butch cry....My cousin had fun with the video, I had nightmares :blink: } ♦ I refuse to enter "Haunted Houses" or FunHouses.... :passinggas: |
1. Every person I have ever dated seriously and most everyone I've ever dated casually, I got to know 'online', right down to my very first boyfriend, when I was in high school. Though at that time 'online' was a local bulletin board reached via a dialup connection and only one person could be on the board at a time cuz it was run out of a guy's office. Also, back then, 'online' people often met in real life for regular "gt's" or "get-togethers". ;)
2. Speaking of meeting people online, I met my wife, not on a bf site, though we were both members, but via Neopets - a website designed for small children. This was a sign that we were off to an excellent start. 3. I'm both very open AND very shy (in person) which is an interesting combination because I am a terrible liar so when people ask me really personal questions, I tend to answer them truthfully and I can be bad at filtering. This is a good thing in that people usually know what I'm about and how close I am to them determines how much detail they get... but.. it can be a bit bad at times when I make myself too vulnerable to someone undeserving. Also.... it means I also embarass myself or get embarassed/shy easily and blush a lot. 4. When I first discovered the butch/femme online community, I used to get super tongue tied when any butch spoke to me at all - whether in chat or on the forums, though I'd have moments of bravery in those early days. I was absolutely drawn to and fascinated by the butches but seriously, knee-weak responses to like all of them! :) The first butch I met in person (before the online community actually), I tried to say hello, stammered instead, tripped and almost fell in their lap - then fled tearfully, soooo embarrassing! 5. One of the first butches that I ever made friends with (in a chat room at another bf site) is now my Unka, and I asked him to give me away at my wedding (and he was also Sparx's 'best man', we used the term 'honored attendant' I think). He was the best Unka of the Bride ever and he helped make it one of the best days of my life - something I will never ever forget. |
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:bbq: I love sunrooms that have both screens and glass that you can move the glass in and out of - that way the room is functional 365 days a year
:bbq: I love love love stickers :bbq: I only use Puffs Plus :bbq: I want a salt water pool and hot tub :bbq: Pet portraits of my furkids is something I cherish - I get them done each year |
I wish I could be a philosopher and be paid to think and teach about thinking
I have studied Latin off and on for years (since high school and all through college) I have not picked up anything in Latin for about 6 months, I can feel the language receding from my mind and this makes me unhappy. Sometimes when the people who are dearest to me are unhappy (as they are now) I feel like I need to hide my perpetual joy, it seems rude in the face of their sorrow About 4 times a year I reorganize my closet, everything is sorted by type and color dark to light and by length long to short. Other than when I organize my closet I let it gradually go to hell only to be corrected in my quarterly rearrange. I rarely carry a purse; I have a small pocketbook with my money and various cards and carry my lipstick in my pocket. (Bonus answer, I tend to only buy pants and skirts with pockets, no pocket it better be stunning to come home with me) |
My stomach growls like it's hungry every time I smell a skunk.
I'm afraid of heights but, spend some work days clipped into a lifeline anywhere from 20 to 90 feet off the ground, walking on 2 inch truss pipe. I was a drummer in school. I played soccer for 15 years (outdoor), refed outdoor and played indoor for 4 more after that. My left shoulder is 1/3 surgical steel. |
~ I was a drum major in high school.
~ I made All-State Choir (as an Alto) 3 years in high school. (My choir director told me I could have made it my freshman year, too, but I didn't audition. I was the first one to make ASC from my hs) ~ Leonard Bernstein called me "Janey Pie" because I baked him a pecan pie when I worked with him in Houston. ~ I wrote my first piece of lesbian erotica when I was pregnant with my first child and married to a man. Hormones? <giggling> ~ I burned that piece of erotica in the wood~burning stove.....out of guilt. |
I like to collect old, antique bottles and use them for candle holders.
I like snowflakes - the quiet stillness of the earth when it snows. Christmas is my favorite holiday. I'm deeply interested in architecture - the history of particular buildings, etc. I am enchanted by mountains, canyons and the lone call of the train in the middle of the night. |
2 + 3 .....for my 'stalker'...<giggling>
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~ I'm going to get a pink retro bike. ~ My retro bike will possess a retro bell. ~ I love liver and onions. ~ I love accents....but I hate mine. |
1. I went to a high school football game after a couple of beers. There was a cemetary up the hill from our stadium. As I was driving past it, a black cat jumped INTO my car. I yelled and tossed it back OUT of my car. Scared the bejeesus out of me.
2. Leonard Bernstein's death spurred a conversation in my first journalism class about euphamisms for death (which we're not allowed to use) ... you know, things like ...so and so "passed." After using a buch of them, we determined that the best one was "Jesus called." 3. I still have my 40th birthday cards out on my mantle ... two months later. 4. I'm sitting here watching Ron (Tater Salad) White. He's funny. So are Larry the Cable guy (Get 'er done!) , Bill (Here's your sign) Engvall and Jeff (You might be a Redneck) Foxworthy. I love good comedy. 5. I'm tired. Time to crash out. |
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*ditto* on liver and onions! I should make that tomorrow! Your accent has to be beautiful - I have a lot of Texan's in my family - I'm partial to the Texan accent! :rose: |
:smladybug: I too love to eat liver and onions! :eating: :smladybug: I am praying that the new skin cancer treatment that my late sister was involved in is going to pay off now with a drug coming out by the end of this year with FDA approval and all - woohoo! :praying: :smladybug: I have several angel statues in my yard. :smladybug: I want to save up for a Kindle to give to Rosie. :smladybug: I get Vertigo like Jet and Rook. Mine started when I was young. I fell out of a tree wearing my astronaunt helmet. My helmet cracked and broke. I was so upset. |
Things about me that people may not know on here:
I'm actually not very outrageous, i rarely if ever pounce someone in real life :) I come acrossed very self confident, but i'm not really, i just know how to sound as if i know what i'm talking about. Inside i'm very delicate, i'm easily hurt and am quick to forgive. I have pets, but i don't like having pets. I am at the momment very happy to be single, and am not looking but I am a huge flirt. :) Oh and i may be single but i has a crush on someone.... she's sweet.... She was talking about how she'd never marry her b/f -hehe - so i popped off at the mouth with.how about me... and she replied, anytime anywhere, just let me know -BLUSH- awww and as muich as i like her i will never date her.... i've lost too many friends that way. |
college edition
1. i created the "modern rock appreciation society" complete with mission statement and constitution so that I could book punk bands on campus.
2. i once had a mohawk. 3. I made a citizen's arrest of an a-hole who spit on me for having said mohawk (basically hung on to his pants leg while he dragged me around campus until he agreed to go with me to security :>) 4. i dj'd the overnite shift on saturday at the radio station and got love letters from prisoners at the nearby jail, complete with illustrations of how they pictured me (consensus was big blonde hair and big tits) 5.I dj'd tripping an acid on more than one occasion. shhh. |
I hate, loathe, and detest liver and onions and will send any I find to Diva and ALKiss. My aunt thought she could force me to eat it and did the whole "You're not leaving the table until you eat it" deal. I slept at the table that night and went without dinner, breakfast and lunch before my mom got home and chewed her out. Mom knew if I'd eaten it, I would have hurled, since I actually respected her enough to try it before and that's exactly what happened so liver and onions now tastes like onions, vomit and organ to me...not a good combo...hence the avoidance of it. I can't even smell it cooking without my gut seizing up.
I took Latin and Latin AP in high school, all four years. I can't remember much of it. :blink: Accents. *swoon* That is all. Every facet of my personality has been developed fairly well, so I easily shift from the quiet girl to the snarky bitch to the brat to the boss and so on and so forth. I lose a lot of people in conversations and/or confuse the crap out of them. Part of it's the Gemini thing, but I'm pretty sure it's the way I'd be no matter what sign I was born under/in. I've been trying to eat the same damn apple for two days now. I keep leaving it for dessert or the last thing and then I get full before I get to it. I WILL eat it today, by George! :weightlifter: |
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Who is George? :| |
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Poor George. :( |
OK. I'll play
*I do not have a tattoo. I may be the only woman in my social circle who can make this claim.
*I do not own a television. *All my sheets are white. Except for the flannel sheets. They can be a solid colour. *I have a long, wide Victorian streak which causes me to use curious euphemisms for naughty acts. *I'm allergic to lidocaine. It's the topical anaesthetic of choice in every emergency room. When I need stitches I must first convince nervous doctors that it will be just fine for them to stitch me up cold. (I'm a professional sculptor. Accidents happen. Sometimes I just need stitches.) |
I love strawberries and olives
I'm secretive I'm hard to read in r/t I don't like rum I build card houses |
Motes of fluff
I love martini's. Shaken, not stirred (two olives).
I have an affinity for teddy bears I collect pink depression glass Winnie the pooh helps when I'm blue Birthdays make me sad (and I have one coming up) |
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I like the college edition... 1. I was co editor of the college newspaper 2. My roommates and I actually had a keg of beer in our garage always stocked 3. I played attack on the college lacrosse team..and i led the team in points scored for 3 seasons 4. Our off campus house was haunted..for real the previous owner was murdered in it. 5. I went to a Marilyn Manson concert instead of the take back the night march...I know I was a douche bag when I was younger. |
I love history (as though you couldn't tell)
I don't hold grudges (except one) I love Monoply My temperment is like a flash fire I lead a tough life |
1. I had surgery on my kidneys when I was five.
2. I have a large but disjointed and dysfunctional extended family. 3. I get bored easily but require routine at the same time. 4. My favorite flavored water comes from Ocean Spray's Sugar Free White Cran-Peach On the Go packets. Yum! 5. I'm terrified of change. |
This, That and The Other
I love old movies and can watch them over and over again
I cannot abide pre-quels or sequels (especially where Disney animation is concerned) I have a recent obsession with chick peas (it's a little odd) I dream about ghosts when I'm distressed I never forget a thing (unless of course it's something short term. If that's the case I sometimes can't remember why I've entered a room) |
Stuff
1. I used to be a DJ
2. I don't like sweets 3. I love nature 4. I want to be a minister when I grow up 5. I used to work at Chuck E. Cheese when I was in high school. Yes I was the one in the Chuck E. suit. |
funny you should mention being a DJ mah friend above : )
I used to have a show at a community radio station in Lincoln, Ne at KZUM it was called " Sharks Dont Sleep" and i got to play everything and anything i wanted.....It was a blast I love all kinds of music I love the Ocean and all seafood from it.....well most lol I have a tendency to be attracted to various states of inebriation lol and i have to have moderation since i tend to not have an off button...... I love felines in all shapes and sizes..... |
1. At night, to help me fall asleep, I build things, create things, draw/paint pictures, clean and redecorate /rearrange spaces in my mind.. (This has caused some frustration, when in the real world, I don't have the technical skills to do the same things..)
2. I love head scarves, shaws, veils, the chador, and sari's...That said... I am hyper aware of Cultural appropriation and do not wear the things I love.. 3. I am a bionary thinker who loves to put things in boxes... I compartmentalise just about everything... ( Yes, black and white are my favorite colors..lol)This is something that I am actively working on changing about myself. 4. Cobalt Blue and Ox Blood Red are my favorite colors.. I only like blue based reds. 5. I get bored easily but require routine at the same time (thanks gemme) I have a very hard time maintaining emotional consistancy.. (I really can be head over hills swoony about someone one day and the next day ambivolent) I know this about myself and intellectually maintain my emotions even when I don't *feel* them... |
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I'm not too picky about whether the reds I like are blue-based, though I do prefer a nice medium to dark blue over reds in general. Jewel tones make me happy. My mental skills are far superior to my physical skills in terms of creation, as well. I don't wear the things you love not specifically for cultural appropriation, but because I don't look good in them. I might be a bit more superficial than you. :| |
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lol... I find that the orange based reds just *feel* wrong to me.. I adore jewel tones.. rich and saturated.. I had a girl friend play doll with me and dress me up in her Sari.. It just felt right.. like it was what I was supposed to be wearing.. lol.. Truthfully.. I probably looked like a walking ball of fabric, but I didn't care.. It felt right... |
Geminis------oh how i love them lololol
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