Butch Femme Planet - Do you have a crush on anyone here at The Planet?

Just so we are clear....

The luck of the Irish goes like this:

If it wasnt' for BAD luck we'd have nothing a'tall.

So please don't wish me the luck of the Irish, I was born part Irish and have had plenty of "Irish luck" thank you very much.

:seeingstars:

TheMerryFairy

03-17-2013 11:00 AM

Still crushing my crushes that has made everything so special, that won't change even if I am crushing in a different way as I float.

Ciaran

03-17-2013 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Gráinne (Post 768731)

Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".

To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.

MarquisdeShey

03-17-2013 02:19 PM

You make me feel all warm and fuzzy about my ways ... *G

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768941)

s0litude

03-17-2013 03:42 PM

Crushing.....

How could you NOT have a crush on so many wonderful ladies in so many ways here?!? Seriously! You'd have to be completely oblivious.

But,....

While I am not ready for a relationship, I am intrigued. I've awakened, whispered your name, and touched my lips responsively-- the dream so real that I could still feel your mouth along mine. I admit this. I am not ashamed. I blush, at the thought and the memory, but I'm honest to a fault. So there you have it.

And I do wonder... the reality of it... your lips, how they would feel against mine; the heat of your mouth; the press of your body and your arms sliding up mine, over my shoulders, your fingers along the back of my neck, holding onto me; how you would taste: your Chapstick or lip gloss or lipstick; the feel of your tongue in a fevered kiss, darting and teasing.

I do wonder. :rrose:

Parker

03-17-2013 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gráinne (Post 768731)

Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".

Upper Midwest has chimed in :).

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768941)

Ahahahahahahaha!!

See what happens when your mind is in the gutter? It makes you miss a word or two and you end up in a whole other place.

She said up TO the ruf, not up the ruf ..... :winky:

clay	03-17-2013 05:42 PM

oh, yes, I am certainly "in crush"...le sigh...and this flight is taking off smoothly....yummm

Gráinne

03-17-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768941)

If getting taken up on your offer would give you a panic attack, then if the wanton lady did the offering, you would have palpitations and hot flashes.

Beware of minds perpetually in the gutter and dropped prepositions.

prettyboyreg

03-17-2013 10:39 PM

sunday

I've fought it for so long. That I think I lost my chance... Who know maybe she will still give me one...

MarquisdeShey

03-18-2013 01:47 AM

And...this is how serial killing begins. Just a thought.

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768689)

I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.

To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence ;)

Hello y'all. Y'all doing okay on this fine day?

Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture.

Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.

Jethro

* smiling madly *

Ciaran

03-18-2013 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 768941)

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Originally Posted by Gráinne (Post 769061)

If getting taken up on your offer would give you a panic attack, then if the wanton lady did the offering, you would have palpitations and hot flashes.

It all comes down to who the wanton lady is as to what my reaction would be. Could vary from turning 50 shades of pale and fainting through to a nervous okay.

I'm all for women who know what they want and aren't reluctant to ask for it .... and I'm happy lying back and thinking of England when the time comes.

Duchess

03-18-2013 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 768835)