For a long time now the answer to that question would have been no, but now I guess I have to say yes. My girlfriend just joined us here at the planet - LittleAudrey. I suppose it is true that what I feel is far more than a crush, but yeah, I be crushin' for sure ;)

Illegal citizen right? Or do you mean probing alien?

You are funny Ciaran!

You make crushing feel like the tenth circle of hell. *S

I can categorically confirm that I have never done anything involving a feather duster.


As some here know, I have a massive aversion to the chores of household cleaning so the thought of using a feather duster to aide intimacy would be totally counter-intuitive for me. I fear all domestic implements and instruments with a passion so a feather duster would have the same impact on my libido as watching a sex video involving Rush Limbaugh.


In fact, I've just had a vision now of being hand-cuffed by a partner, enjoying the moment and looking forward to the unexpected ..... and then she produces a feather duster. Absolutely terrifying and now I cannot get it out of my mind. Need to think more about England and less about feather dusters.

At this point, I need to plead the Fifth Amendment. Having revealed an experience with pink fluffy handcuffs and some of my anaphrodisiacs, I would prefer not to answer more questions on my private life just now so that I can retain my respectability and moral fortitude on this site. I am deeply conservative so wouldn't want to give the impression that I'm into all that strange stuff and, anyway, it's perfectly normal to fantacise about having a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, isn't it?




Ps - if you really want to know the answer to that question, let me know and I'll send you a link to my adult website. I'm offering 3 months subscription for the price of two just now and signed photos of me in my leopard g-string are on special offer at $10 each ;-)

...........$2.83....another dime, that's $2.93..... OH a QUARTER!!!!, wait I found another sock...... crap, a wooden nickel.... hold on.... there is always spare change in the cushions...... :byebye: ...... omg....3 nickels, another dime, and 5 pennies...... :drool: ...... getting closer to my goal.....

Is there tax or shipping and handling??? Dang forgot about custom charges... might have to break into my :flyingpig:

Carry on..... I'll be back when I'm finished counting my sheckels :2cents:

...she filled me up with delicious food...wine to pair...then got me chocolate wasted. Totally crushing on my waitress at Frasca. *sigh*

I love him more than words can ever express and I crush on him, too.
:flowers:

YEAH! Way to go, sugar! I can relate to you...lol.....evil grin...

She is evil.

Really.

Evil.

Heh. True that!

Hey, hey hey! rofl.....I can show you evil....:sunglass::batty:

Ummm.......

I got nothing.

ROFLMKAO..:hangloose:

Yes, you all high-jacked the thread.


Respectfully, can I please make a plea to keep this thread on topic? In other words, if your post doesn't include a reference to pink fluffy handcuffs or express a desire to have a threesome with Kermit and Miss Piggy, then please consider whether it's really relevant here.


This thread has now been high-jacked by the BFP Querulous Front.

I would love to have a word with the "Committee of Fate Deciders". Whoever they might be, they better have a fabulous plan for me! I swear they keep me around for their entertainment!

<---------- Is Grumpy after 15 min of sleep! Only 15. Literally wide eyed in bed all night for no reason!



Carry on!

~ Far From Being Sunny Today :p