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Gemme 03-07-2011 06:44 PM

...dressed in yellie...

Jess 03-08-2011 01:34 PM

When I can only dream of busting these moves...Maybe if I had a back-up beep beep thingy...

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVW2BpcMnbo&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Funny Grandpa Dancing To Techno[/nomedia]

Jess 03-08-2011 01:40 PM

and this... it has been a funny day...

http://twitpic.com/show/large/477lhg

Medusa 03-08-2011 02:26 PM

Breaking out into a very terrible rendition of "Hillbilly Bone" with Nancy much to the incredible shock and laughter of the rest of the pod.

:)

Kobi 03-09-2011 11:19 PM


Medusa 03-17-2011 11:01 AM

Coworkers and I were having a discussion about the use of the "c-bomb".

W was very red in the face and thought it was kinda awesome that I was so freely discussing it when he thought that "most women hate that word".

B, a gay man, was also visibly red in the face and said that he couldnt even remember the last time he heard someone use that word.

A chimed in and said that she didnt have any problem with the word unless someone called her the "c-bomb" in anger, then she'd "whoop someone's behind"

I piped up and said, "I wouldn't even be upset if someone called me a "c" in anger. Hell, I'd be more upset if they called me a "Republican".

Everyone scattered as soon as I said that.

HYSTERICAL!

Kenna 03-17-2011 03:35 PM

"Blade sters" :pointing: :pointing: :rofl: :rofl: :cracked: :cracked: :giggle: :giggle:





Soon 03-18-2011 12:53 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0...=Kathy_Griffin

Kenna 03-19-2011 06:47 AM

an email from my niece after I asked what sizes they wear...here's an exact quote:
 

sis wears a 10-12 in kids and i wear a small in womans and if u want to get us flip-flops i wear 7-8 or if they run in a eightjust get those and moms birthday si APRIL 17 SHE WILL B 33!!!! shes getting old myn is june 17 i will be thirteen finally a teenager!!! its finally here!!!!!!


I must be an ancient aunt since I'm older than her momma?

LeftWriteFemme 03-19-2011 08:31 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9siiraJn4x...mint+Patty.jpg

Rook 03-19-2011 05:51 PM

Walkin' along the main street uptown, i had my ballcap on with my usual clothes & My rainbow "Pride" button on my jackets collar {it states "and so what if I am?"}, 2 sorority chicks walkin' by gigglin', wearin' barely-there shorts *with greek letters on each ass cheek*, tanks & sneakers...
Right when we crossed path the blond said out loud
"Maybe u just haven't found the right woman kid, wait till college!"
I didn't hesitate and turned with grin that would make cheshire Cat envious..
"Are you offering me your services free of charge?"
The stunned look on their face was fuckin priceless, tickled me Pink ..


:mohawk:

Kenna 03-19-2011 09:51 PM

While out today running chores, Blade was getting several texts from his mom.... when he's driving, I answer his texts.... but she got me with this one....

her text: I picked up some flappers!

my response: :| :| **picturing a odd but funny visual of Blade's mom wearing flappers .... not flippers .... to flap around the yard** :| :| if you only knew the woman, this would crack you up too!!!

Me: Blade? what's flappers? :blink:

Kobi 03-21-2011 07:45 PM



The traffic was backing up as I headed into town today.
So, I decided to take an unexpected detour. I also
forgot to use my blinker.

The huge suv pulling out of the road I turned on to
had a driver who bore an uncanny resemblence to
Andy Rooney. I smiled at him. He responded with
:thefinger: and some expletives followed by use
the damn blinker.

When I finished laughing, I smiled knowing someday soon,
I too, will be of the age where I can do things others will
see as cute for my age. :blink:




Miss Scarlett 03-21-2011 09:26 PM

The reason why my boss was about 20 minutes late for her first client this morning...

Her little dog decided to make a detour through downtown Concord this morning as they were getting out of the car...she usually doesn't have him on a leash because 99.99% of the time he doesn't do this...thinking he'll likely be on a leash tomorrow morning...

(I won't take him out without one and keep 4 or 5 in the office.)

Guy 03-21-2011 10:17 PM

Watching Kirstie Alley on dancing with the stars!

Miss Scarlett 03-24-2011 04:38 AM

This did...have never seen a receipt from the SC Courts, but the ones in NC indicate how something was paid as well as the associated matter...

Police: Fake money used to pay court fine
By Kimberly Dick

ROCK HILL - Someone used fake money to pay court fines in Rock Hill, police say.

Six $100 bills used at Rock Hill Municipal Court to pay fines were returned from a bank Tuesday, according to a Rock Hill police report.

The bills were found to be counterfeit.

The clerk of court alerted police Tuesday, and the fines are believed to have been paid with the fake money Friday.

The bills were not sequential.

Officers are looking into those who paid larger fines last week, and no arrest has been made

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/201...ed-to-pay.html

BullDog 03-26-2011 09:50 PM

I heard the cats batting something around so I went to investigate. The little devil kitty got up into the kitchen cupboard and dragged a bag of cat snacks out and brought it upstairs. I guess the cats wanted a snack. :D

prettylilgrrl 03-28-2011 07:18 PM

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLdO3EsECs"]YouTube - Which is the Guilty Dog[/nomedia]



Soooo funny.

Kenna 03-28-2011 08:24 PM

The best damn laughing fit I've had with my Roomie in a very long time!!!
Since I've known Blade, I don't think I've laughed so much or as hard in my whole life!! We sure have had some damn good "what CRACKED you up" moments!!!

Tonight's hysterical laughter was brought to you courtesy of: Blaze the birthday-Boy and "HAWTflash"!! :giggle::giggle:


*disclaimer.... Blaze was not harmed in the making of this event.... Blade, however, is still recovering and in need of a nurse.

(note to Blaze..... You gotta call your buddy about this one!! :rofl: :rofl:)

Kenna 03-28-2011 08:40 PM

Didn't I just say Blade was recovering and in need of a nurse?
Just as I posted that, he called from his "corner" for a heat wrap!! :giggle:

:weightlifter:


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