I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy!



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Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
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Of course not, it hasn't come out yet

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went
 

6.05 thus far since 6/1/14...
 

When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud

What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!

Can Bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets

How do lightning bolts flirt? They electrocute each other

Did you know James Bond once slept through an earthquake?
He was shaken, not stirred.

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How Much Does A Hipster Weigh?
 

Did you hear about the guy who got run over by a steam train? He was chuffed to bits.

A little musican humor for the World Cup
 

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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