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my kids asking me if everything was grey when I was a little girl...:blink:
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when you pee a bit on yourself when you laugh too hard. hahahahahhaah
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When you move around and pop and make a cracking noise!
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When you come off with a great one-liner from a movie you saw several years ago and, after being met with blank stares, you suddenly realize the people you just said it to weren't even born yet or they were still in diapers.
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You know it when the bus driver yells out "Isn't anyone going to give that old woman a seat?"
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When you run into your 20-something neighbor with his bike and you mention that you ride several times a week too and he says in what is meant to be a supportive tone but comes off incredibly patronizing, "Good for you!"
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Now, on nights I stay out late, I wake up wishing I could hold out a coffee cup (while still in bed) and have it magically filled with good, strong, coffee.....
If I want coffee I have to meander down to the local restaurant. I STILL don't know how to use my French press....sigh |
Things that normally, normally being pre 50, wouldn't have phased me, irritate the snot out of me now.
Like the first thing that comes to mind is children. I love children and they love me. BUT, when I go out to eat, I mean even at a place you expect there to be children, it drives me nuts to hear them whining or showing out or running around playing in a restaurant. Usually it irritates me more with their parents than with the child. This is just one thing that pops into mind there are many more. LOL |
When your Doctor doesn't want to schedule you for your next annual medical.
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When small things annoy the hell out of you!
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When you become the parent of your parent.
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when the doctor tells me that I'm 5 years late from having that exam! What?
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I still wear a watch. That pretty much marks me as "older".
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. :sunglass:
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A few I found online...
You wake up looking like your drivers license picture.
You are proud of your lawnmower! You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals. |
You know you're getting older when you find jokes about getting older, hilarious.
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Cross legged happiness no more.
You know you're getting older, when the floor that used to be your friend, turns against you (i.e. joints creak and knees hurt when you get up). It's sad when friends turn against friends ...
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When you start worrying whether you've saved enough for 2-5 years in a seniors residence or.....palliative care....oyyyyyyyyyyy
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It takes more than a day to recover from a hard work out
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When you are now waking up at the time you used to go to bed.
When you have as few mirrors in the house as possible. Lol |
*courtesy of a converation with a customer*
When you worry less about the taste of food and more about what it's going to do to your body leaving it.
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When you buy the already shucked sunflower seeds for the birds so you dont have to sweep up the shells. Yeah, I'm big into energy conservation. |
"Remember when" stories with my best friend...
Also that most pro athletes are now younger than me... |
older......having wheat bran cereal for breakfast instead of pizza, and realizing it is pretty tasty. Think that means one is on their way to developing a new reality. |
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Today I was standing in the kitchen about to go to the store trying to figure out what was missing. Pants!
I needed pants from the dryer. That would have been embarrassing! Haha! :blush: |
when your dog waits for you to get up out of your chair ~ so patiently ! lol
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When you being to realize that you should choose to be happy for whatever that means- because nobody gives a bleeping damn if you're not! :)
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You have less tolerance for certain people and things.
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Trying to read the posts on BFP with my new bifocals. This is my first pair of bifocals and it is an adjustment.
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I know I am getting older because my 13 year old lets me know constantly. When I really want to blow her mind I tell her I have been alive "since before the internet was invented." Mind blown.
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When I'm already yawning at 830...
I force myself to stay up past 930...,for the simple reason that I remember all too well when I wasnt allowed to stay up that late. It was a long awaited prize and I refuse to squander it! |
I am dying here laughing! I should have seen this thread earlier
When your body creaks more than the bed as you get in it |
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Funny you should mention...lol In was getting up from the couch after sitting too long...and I swear my Ohio popped out of joint...it hurt wicked and I had to do all kinds of things to make it feel better... The good and bad of yoga...opening of joints. Some things are better left closed... |
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Ohio?? How does auto correct get Ohio from hip?? Freaky teaky... |
When you get excited over things like Pyrex for the kitchen, or some sort of much needed household item.
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When your childhood heroes start dying....
David Bowie.. I thought he'd be immortal... |
I bought a data card for my nephews and my sister called for the number on the back. I was already wearing my contacts and a pair of readers and I still couldn't see it. I had to grab a second pair of readers to be able to read it. :(
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