| Ciaran |
04-01-2013 01:42 AM |
Okay .... so it's time for some disclosure here.
I've fallen in love with a lady I met on this site a few months ago. When I say "met", I mean talking by phone and skype and regular texting.
At first, I wasn't too interested as she wasn't much of a looker but, slowly but surely, I realised that basing a relationship on looks only was superficial. There are more important things a partner can bring to my relationship such as cooking and managing the domestic arrangements of the home too and, if she can do all that well, the looks aren't that important to me. As a bonus, she also has a nice personality.
I do think it's love - there's a real connection here and we're talking for hours at a time online. Being honest, we need to talk for hours to have a productive conversation - it takes a long time for her to understand what I'm saying and sometimes I've started drifting off to sleep by the time she's finished her sentence in that slow drrraaaaaawwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll.
I'm not getting any younger and Violet Crawley never responded to my love notes on her facebook fanpage. Therefore, this lady represents a good option for married bliss. I've quit my job and am moving to the States to be with her. I'm not certain that getting a banking job in the city is feasible (the nearest city is over four hours drive away) so not sure what I'll turn my attention to. I'm thinking of retraining to become a Positivity Counselor, given my cheerful disposition on life.
My future wife still lives with her mother but that's okay - her mother seems quite nice and I'm wondering as to the possibilities that all three of us could end up on Jerry Springer at some future stage. Don't laugh - it's on my bucket list.
I'm moving over later this month and we're then turning our attention to wedding arrangements. I'm confident that the wedding will be a great event as my future wife has extensive experience at arranging weddings given she's already been married four times. Three of her ex-husbands "disappeared" in the woods behind her house shortly after initiating divorce proceedings but I'm told it's just a sad coincidence - on the bright side, it meant she got to inherit their full estates.
The slight sensitive topic is the wedding itself. As a traditionalist, she believes that the bride should wear a white dress but, as she's been married so many times before, she doesn't think it's appropriate for her to do so. Therefore, she's increasingly insistent that I wear a white wedding dress. This wasn't really how I imagined my ideal wedding to be but, sometimes in life, compromise is necessary. In any event, it will give me a chance to also wear a tiara - something I've always wanted to do.
Happy April 1st y'all ;)
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