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"There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted." ~ Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
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"On a positive note designer papers are cheaper than designer shoes!"
amiyesiam (said to her partner, Corkey) |
If you cannot see your own shadow, you must go in search of of it. The shadow hides in shame in the dark alleys, secret passageways, and ghost-filled attics of your consciousness. To have a shadow is not to be flawed, but to be complete. |
"Hello, my name is Karma. I'll be the bitch taking a bite out of your ass this evening."
Said by my dear friend Willowsong today... :) |
“You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.” - Barbara De Angelis |
“Love comes when manipulation stops; when you think more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.” - Dr. Joyce Brothers |
"I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle.” - Jane Austen |
"If someone listens, or stretches out a hand, or whispers a kind word of encouragement, or attempts to understand, extraordinary things begin to happen." ~ Loretta Gizartis
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To see the unexpected you have to open your eyes , heart and mind!
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Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. ~William Feather |
Gregory Maguire
"In the lives of children, pumpkins can turn into coaches, mice and rats into human beings. When we grow up, we learn that its far more common for human beings to turn into rats."
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"Inkem binkem notamus rex, protect us all from the man with the hex."
~Barney Fife |
Silent Hill
-- "Why was i spared??"...
-- "You're her mother.....Mother is God in the eyes of a Child..." :glasses: |
"I'm like a lizard, I need something warm beneath me so I can digest my food."
- Santana, Glee |
Shue -- "What's a duet?"
Brittany -- "A blanket." I <3 Glee. |
"How can you do a duet with yourself? That's like vocal masturbation." ~ Santanta, "Glee"
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"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back."
- Amazing 9 year old monster |
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
- Garrison Keillor |
"If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else." - Chinese Proverb |
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