Happy Sunday Crushers...
 

:tea::rofl::shark:Good day Ciaran! Goodness...of course i will drop everything and run to your side. My dreams are meaningless in comparison to your need for a four legged companion you will see in passing... like all others before you the little mister in your life will fall madly in love with me essentially kicking you to the curb. Cleaving only to me and no other.

You will be amazed at how happy your new family will be as you provide plenty of financial support without the trial of dealing with your private needs. You will be required to prance about in your leopard g-string once weekly and scrub the loo in previously mentioned attire with a black feather boa and red nasty girl heels. Fishnet tights are optional of course. In return you will receive a copy of all photos and film taken. If you
are found satisfactory you might receive a token 2percent of proceeds minus my cut.


please sign the faxed contract... don't bother reading it... it's my standard agreement, you can trust me.

I have your best interests at heart. :shark:

lol... asked my friend (huge sports fan) does Massachusetts have a pro baseball team?

no she says...:fan: Boston must be a State?

If your dog-to-be can dance as well as Pudsey it might help your cause....then again you might continue to come home to an empty flat whilst they are still out on the town....





Katniss~~

uh huh... i have a big ol' giant crush....

I feel like I come in here just to keep saying the same thing I have for months - I still have crushes and they will never go away.

Yes! She makes my heart flutter :)

Since it is moot now, yes, I've had a crush on someone consistantly, constantly, totally, solely since 2009. Same person. One person. In all that time we have been "friends". His Mom even likes me. She talks about me all the time he told me. I hung up my crush hat. Put away my crush dress. Tossed my crush :blueheels:.

After all this time, the light in my darkness is out. So. When I get to the end of the river of tears, I will cease to indulge in such fantasy again. It's rather silly of me at this age to still believe in fairy tales. Need to outgrow this high school mentality I cling to foolishly. My ego is sorely bruised, which is a good thing, maybe now I can get on with living for myself, not my id.

When I was 6 years old, I had a cat called Tod. Tod was beautiful and I loved Tod very much. But then, one day, Tod went away. Never came back. I've had feelings of abandonment ever since but have tried to suppress these for three decades.


And then I read the above - and the feelings of abandonment have come flooding back. It's due to Tod and that fateful day in 19xx (year excluded to preserve some mystery) that I cannot hold a successful relationship, why I suffer from anxiety and insecurities and why I'm always looking for approval. I'd be crying now if I wasn't so tough and hard.


ps - as a result of bringing these feelings of abandonment to the surface, I need to retaliate. Therefore, that photo of me in the leopardskin g-string that I'd promised you? No chance now - even if you do pay the $10 fee (can you send me the $10 anyway?).

:hMay I restate the obvious?? In 19xx your first pussy left you, and left you scarred and unable to get another pussy? Tragic story to be sure Ciaran. I have lots of pussies at my loft.... 3 to be exact. They are everywhere, on my bed, top of my fridge, under my feet, in the window watching the bird channel. Not to mention all the wild pussy wandering the neighbor hood.

Perhaps when you have a break through with your therapist you can hop across the pond and pet my pussy.(ies) Please wash your hands throughly first. Nails clipped. No polish.

As for that ten spot, please find it enclosed in this post, I feel guilty for accepting that pirated dvd of your last modeling sessions... love the way you strut your 'stuff', mmmmm. Hubba hubba :hk11:

Since there is still 15 minutes left of My birthday left those of you that know Me know I have to be crushing on some one here on this Plant....well yes I am...what I wouldn't give to sink My teeth into her before the next birthday rolls around......Yes Alix may be another year older but he is not dead and is still crushing

I volunteer at a no-kill shelter. We currently have about 230 cats/kittens that would fit the bill and about 32 small dogs. :ballcat: :doghead:

They also have the added benefit of never telling your secrets, being content to wear the same old collar day after day and happy with eating just the pizza crust when you are done with your share. All are willing to give nose kisses but one cat in particular likes to lick bare feet.

Katniss~~

off subject lol. what are ya'll going to do with 230 cats! do you ship them to other shelters?

I do....I do....I'm trying my best to get hym to notice me *giggles

No, really you don't....
 

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Well I never! We do *not* ship them to other shelters! (<---said in a huffy you-ruffled-my-feathers voice) :fyi:

The shelter is called Furkids and here is the link. http://furkids.org/
We actually had over 1,000 cats adopted last year. Sadly we took in more than that so we are always a bit full. The shelter is cage free with large rooms separating the cats in to manageable groups. I have volunteered at a lot of shelters in my time but when this one says no-kill they mean it. One of the cats has been there about 6 years (she is a gorgeous Persian but mean as a snake.) They also have a separate facility for FIV+ cats which are difficult to home. I started out huffy because we actually have had a problem with *other* shelters dropping off FIV+ cats in the dead of night. They know we will take them and then they can still claim to be no-kill. It isn't cheap to house an FIV+ cat so other shelters are keen to move them elsewhere.

Ok, off my soapbox :soapbox: and sooooorry Wolfy for the itty bitty derail but Macele started it! :slapfight: (<---blatant attempt to shift blame and also not huffy at all but I have always wanted to use this little emoticon and this is the closest chance I have gotten)


Katniss~~(oh, and should you decide to crush and adopt 3 or more of the kitties/doggies we shelter I will drive them to you personally and throw in some cat/dog treats to boot!) :carride: