Friend: do I gotta feed it?
Me: :-) couldn't respond other than to giggle

Waking up grumpy...
 

My step daughter responds "Yes?!" when I or the wife calls out "Honey". Then we have to say "No, the other honey." I am confused why she answers because we never call her honey :|

Total legit response! Am sure I have answered this way before.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE"]Ylvis - The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube[/nomedia]

10:30 a.m. in the morning was too early for this shit, much less three times after AND singing along. Loudly.

Gah.

Coincidentally, the same night my friend texted me a picture of him in a fox suit and quoted the song title.. I said oh hell no.. He informed me he has had 15 of his piano students request to learn that song! I feel worse for him :|

I will admit, I did pull it up to try and get caught in the catchiness of it so I wasn't so tired at work! There is no one up and I am looking at the English paper I am trying to revise for a higher grade like @_@.

Tried to find a normal song of theirs.. Came across this.. I feel like I am stuck in a dubstep musical!



ETA: That girl looks CREEPY.. Especially in dubstep mode!

*hides and cries*

My roommate and I took a truckload of garbage to the dump today. She crawls up in the back of the truck and hands stuff down to me to throw out. She can't see the step on the back of my truck as she gets down out of the back of the truck.

Sooo as she steps over the tailgate I try to guide her foot to the step, only she wanted the bumper not the step, I didn't know tbat.

Her....make sure I get my foot on the step
Me....ok, pulling her pants leg over and down toward the step
Her....loudly.....damnit you are stretching me to far
Me....laughing....huh
Her...laughing....stop you are stretching me to far
Us.....much laughter
Me....thinking out loud....I don't think anybody ever told me that before

Edited to add: once back to the truck cab, Her: OMG :| you're gonna post about that!
Him: YEP!
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Ohhhh I guess this is pay back for me posting about you chasing Nemo?? :fishswim: :dog:
OMG!! **song stuck in my head...ankle bone is connected to your leg bone....leg bone is connected to your ass bone...**
I told you we need to start a journal about the funny thangs that happen around here!!

You stretched my ankle so far, I thought my ass bone was gonna dislocate!

When people read that you pulled my pants leg over and down, they're gonna think you were yanking my pants off! KNUCKLEHEAD!! Can you imagine, if you had done that, what the "LUMP on a log" dump employee would have done? Think he would have finally walked out of his tiny little shed? (disclaimer: no discrimination to people who work as sanitation employees.... however, this one guy was truly a lump on a log, non-helpful and gives good workers a bad name) ....


Blade: Not only does this little boy remind me of you with your dark hair, his expression is perfect for my stretched ass bone!
http://www.toplessrobot.com/stretchdolls.jpg

SHIT HEARD ROUND THIS HOUSE....
While posting the above, I was at the desk and Blade walked up behind me...and very calmly, very matter-of-factly said "I like it hard like this."
Me: spun around :| ...noticed mug in his hand full of ice cream .... :superfunny: :superfunny: :huhlaugh:
Him: (to the dog) Willy why'd you let me do that? :|
Me: OH MY GOD!! (laughing too hard to breathe) I'm trying not to pee!

We were discussing how my cousins younger than me have already had babies, and how my sister and I apparently missed the memo. Wife says this shows fertility in my family, when I texted my sister, she says it is sluttiness in our family.

Her: Well, WE didn't have sex before marriage at all.. *big grin*
Me: Oh shut up.
Her: You know, if we were a straight couple, your dad would have had his rifle out.
Me: In this hypothetical straight couple, who is the guy in the relationship? I mean, I don't want to just ASSUME it's you..
Her: :| Okay.... Well then YOU would have the rifle, to hit me over the head with, and drag me back to your cave.
Me: Whatttt? What do you mean cave?!
Her: You would drag me back to the cave so you could ravish me..
Me: :|
Her: :|
Me: Oh.. my.. god *laughing* That is so going in the threads!

Roomie enters room .... "hey, you left me with no toilet paper "

Me: OMG I'M so sorry! I meant to get a package, got distracted again!

Roomie : "No, problem I used your towel "

She didn't really .... but we got a good laugh out of it. Thank goddess for Kleenex. :)

Me to my babe as I open the package of cordial cherries: Can I open your cherries.

"The balls are wrong"
(The Xmas tree at my college put the big xmas decorations at the top and the smaller ones in the bottom, the tree looked terrible).

Erin
 

shit heard on the phone...
 

What they said: Ouch! Hold on a minute. .......I didn't think I could hurt myself in bed but I just did. Now I have a hole in my fuzzy PJs.
What I said: That's what you get for being distracted.

happy roomie and content chickens
 

Roomie: (a whole string of cuss words and very ugly descriptions of what he wanted to do with the truck parts that wouldn't fit where they belonged)
Me: go chase the chickens down to the hutch before the storm hits....let me do this
Roomie: (huff...stomps off mad and about to pop a vein)

Me: (after much fussing...then waiting for storm to pass...then going back out to finish)
Me to roomie: I will trade my high heels for my mechanical skillz any day!


A little later I hear a SPLAT hit the kitchen floor and roomie start to cuss again then say "now how the hell am I gonna get THAT up?"
Without even asking or getting up to see what he did....I stated "my chickens worked hard to lay those eggs and you go and toss them around the kitchen."