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salt..is no longer ok:confused:
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When you realize that some of your co-workers were a few months old when you graduated high school 😐
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I used to be able to stand and put on tights. Now I have to lean against the bed, or be close to a wall. ....I suppose balance leaves, lol
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When you can't wait to get home and change out of work clothes.
When going to bed at 9 pm doesn't seem too bad. |
When winter weather in the south is no longer exciting
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When you have to write yourself reminder notes or you forget everything:blush:
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My Friday night :D
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I have less patience with stupid people.
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When shoveling snow practically wipes you out:blush::blush:
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See thats the thinking of younger older people. When you get to be my age, you realize it isnt your patience that is waning. The problem is that stupid is growing exponentially. Thats my story and Im sticking with it.....for as long as I remember I said it. :cheesy: |
You know when you can't remember how to post a "YouTube" even tho you've done it over a hundred times.
HELP! remind me please. |
When all you really want to do is slow dance to sappy but gorgeous romantic songs.
Thanks Orema! |
When you take the time to actually make a grocery list for a dish you want to make.
Remember to take the list with you, because you added it to your phone. And still manage to forget the main item for the dish. :blush: |
When you need help getting out of a recliner chair after getting very comfortable for 2 hours.
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When all your bones make noise upon getting up.
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when all the pills you have to take, dont fit into the daily pill holders...
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i see cellulite for the first time, like what the HELL is that about!
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when someone says to you "its all on the cloud now" and you look up to the sky lol
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When I look at my youngest and realize how much hair he's lost. When I look at my oldest and notice though his hair line isn't receding as much, here and there silvery gray hairs are already begining to show. When I look in the mirror and see more advanced stages of both going on with my head.
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when its your birthday!
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I still dont know what a cloud is! My husband keeps trying to explain it to me but I dont grasp the whole concept..
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when spending the day with your grandchild and you need a nap more than she does! LOL
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When it takes longer and longer to recover from your birthday party...:seeingstars:
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Peace & Serenity has become a permanent goal.
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When you go into a shop at the Mall which appears to sell music, and ask for a Melissa Ethridge album.
The clerk gives you the strangest look, and it clicks...they don't what/who Melissa Ethridge is much LESS an album. Time for a little inter-generational re-education! (and they appear disinterested) |
omg that reminds me of the time I walked into a mall after not going in one for almost 10 years..I looked for the record stores...and there were NONE. NONE. I found music stores with CDs, but not a single record was to be found. And yes, the clerk did give me the strangest look too! LOL
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When the thought of a night out makes me groan ....
When I get excited about naps. When my ideal day is one doing nothing...(I think I've been old most of my life, lol).. |
When I arrived to work yesterday, there was a phone book left. I picked it up from the door and put in on the back counter .
Later, I was doing some detective work and needed to call my neighboring stores. I used the phone book since my cell was locked up. I made the calls and my asst manager said to me , I wouldn't even know how to use the phone book. I said its easy, it alphabetical. You just need to know how to spell it, there is no spell check..lol |
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Forgetting things right after you do them. This morning I took a shower and washed my hair then one minute later I did not remember washing my hair.
Old guy here. Haha! |
... when you're getting Bolder. My fav cashier asked me if I was ok yesterday because I didn't flirt with her lol.
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My eye doctor told me that my aging eyes need reading glasses. :(
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When you can't see to thread a needle anymore!!!!!:|
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When you must ask someone how to turn their smartphone on.
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I was headed somewhere else when I saw the sign out of the corner of my eye. I made a u turn went back then to keep from going down two more access roads I put my trusty S.U.V in 4 wheel drive and cut through the abandoned property across from it. I spent a couple of hours just looking around and picking out things I wanted. I bought two Melissa Ethridge albums I didn't have as well as Janice Joplin, Patsy Cline. The best find for me was several albums from the Sons of the Pioneers that Roy Rogers sang with in his old movies. I love the old westerns and collect as much of the collectables as I can find...I also bought two 45record adapters so I could play the many old 45 records I have that I never thought I would be able to play again. I was a good day. |
Am I getting older....or is the grocery store playing great music these days?..
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...... when you finally realize that it's okay to have a couple two or more secrets. The good kind of secrets, the kind that builds a sweet mystery to your life. :rrose:
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