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girllikeu2 05-14-2013 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 798728)
My mom cut her corn off the cob
She had false teeth :blink:

people with false teeth have larger oral cavities... just sayin...

Mopsie 05-14-2013 04:27 PM

I like my corn drenched in butter ...

and I like to choose random places to bite ...

twirling the cob around to find the place that has the most butter...

*Checking for this on the quiz*

Hmmm.... :glasses:

GreeneyedMe 05-14-2013 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 798661)
http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/313/...-corn-4313.jpg


Katniss~~(thinking corn on the cob as a first date meal could really speed up the 'do we have potential' process.....)

First....I AM LAUGHING MY AZZ OFF!!!!

Second.... I cannot eat corn, so I'm off the hook on this one!!

Third....I guess you will just have to find out other ways!! IF you really want to know that is... HA!

Fourth....You all just make me laugh and smile so much....:rrose:

WolfyOne 05-14-2013 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrang1er (Post 798731)
I have my own teeth.


LOL, never said you didn't
Was just telling you why my mom cut hers off the cob

Are you going to leave us hanging?

Mopsie 05-14-2013 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girllikeu2 (Post 798732)
people with false teeth have larger oral cavities... just sayin...

Oh my gawd.

girllikeu2 05-14-2013 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 798730)
Which name would you like me to mention?
I have a bunch I've heard others call you
I can use an endearing one...wino :wine:
(note 2 glasses with the bottle because I'm going to insist you share)
And I will love you forever and ever because I can

And I adore the hell out of you (and yer toofless mom cause she made you) with or without the 2 glasses of wine :)

GreeneyedMe 05-14-2013 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev (Post 798688)
...waiting for everyone's answers before I reveal Anything

'Fess up Mister......

GraffitiBoi 05-14-2013 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 798632)
Imagine that?! Well you are safe from me Graffiti Boi, I was a Jr. in HS when you were born. But hey, your birthday is almost the same as my daughter's. She is a Valentine Day baby.

Age is nothing but a number (as long as they're legal)! LOL
But, I crush on myself so as not to feel left out of the crush thread! LMAO

candy_coated_bitch 05-14-2013 05:56 PM

I am really disturbed as to the turn this thread has taken. Corn and large oral cavities? :seeingstars:

WolfyOne 05-14-2013 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by candy_coated_bitch (Post 798788)
I am really disturbed as to the turn this thread has taken. Corn and large oral cavities? :seeingstars:


Oh my, you do know you stepped right into those words
Really disturbed... *cough, cough* but you are a cute crush


And I remember a crush thread once that took a playful turn into places a crush would not normally want to be...
you probably do not remember, but it was where we first met oh so many years ago.

candy_coated_bitch 05-14-2013 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 798791)
Oh my, you do know you stepped right into those words
Really disturbed... *cough, cough* but you are a cute crush


And I remember a crush thread once that took a playful turn into places a crush would not normally want to be...
you probably do not remember, but it was where we first met oh so many years ago.

LOL! Well, I freely admit to being disturbed. As long as I am cute disturbed, I am good with it.

I am only having a vague recollection of which you speak at the moment--but I am determined to remember now!

BstlMyhart 05-14-2013 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 798641)
Well, WHERE have you been for the last 20 years?????

Lived in New Mexico for 20 years, just left a couple of years ago.

I gave up finding my My Commendant there.

So where are you hiding????

Geez..... :rrose: NOW you show up.

Been in Las Cruces, NM my whole 46 years

Sweet Bliss 05-14-2013 09:43 PM

Evening ya'll.
 
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Originally Posted by BstlMyhart (Post 798828)
Been in Las Cruces, NM my whole 46 years

Figures. I was in ElbowCorky..... you should have called me. Or sent me an invite to the ranch. Or asked me out for coffee. Or stalked me on Craigslist. Or waved at me from the turkey stand at the State Fair. Or flown your hot air balloon over my house..... Las Cruces huh? Geez.

Hey, can you send me some Hatch's Green Chili?? I really miss my green chili.:rrose: Get the medium. I make a mean tamale. And my green chili chicken stew is the BOMB! Cures all cold and flu germs on contact.

Las Cruces huh?..............damn. :blink:

Hollylane 05-14-2013 09:48 PM

There's a photo of this really handsome butch in the gallery, kissing her mom's cheek, and I have a crush on her.

She loves her family, they love her, and I think that is just beautiful!

BstlMyhart 05-15-2013 05:04 AM

So where do I send the chile? lol

DMW 05-15-2013 07:16 AM

Oh my? Corn on the cob measuring stick? Hmmmm.

Well, I tend to aim for the plumpest juiciest section; and bite into it.
From entry, i continue from side to side and up and down at random.
All the while, I moving it round and round.
I have gazed upon others that move it in and out and suck the juice off of it.

Bèsame* 05-15-2013 07:34 AM

mmmmm corn on the cob,

This is worth preparing. First you select the right ear. You hold it in your hand with its stalk covering it. You slowly peel back the cover, eye the size of the kernels. Does it look plump and juicy? Will the flavor explode in your mouth?

You peel back, ( or rip off, if your in a hurry, hungry) the covering. Roll it between to hands to remove all the silk. Now the choice, boil it or grill it? Warm water plumps it up, grilling makes the best flavor.

After its cooked, the buttering up is always a fun thing. You can use your finger to slide the butter up and down, so it doesn't slide off.

Me, I really enjoy each cob differently. Sometimes I go up and down. And others I go round and round. I must say, I take great care making sure I get it all. Love the kernels on the top the best!

I will also add, it's almost always a little messy. I always have to wipe off my face!


SoSousMe 05-15-2013 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Uniqueswtfemm (Post 799006)
mmmmm corn on the cob,

This is worth preparing. First you select the right ear. You hold it in your hand with its stalk covering it. You slowly peel back the cover, eye the size of the kernels. Does it look plump and juicy? Will the flavor explode in your mouth?

You peel back, ( or rip off, if your in a hurry, hungry) the covering. Roll it between to hands to remove all the silk. Now the choice, boil it or grill it? Warm water plumps it up, grilling makes the best flavor.

After its cooked, the buttering up is always a fun thing. You can use your finger to slide the butter up and down, so it doesn't slide off.

Me, I really enjoy each cob differently. Sometimes I go up and down. And others I go round and round. I must say, I take great care making sure I get it all. Love the kernels on the top the best!

I will also add, it's almost always a little messy. I always have to wipe off my face!


*Guy blink*

WolfyOne 05-15-2013 12:45 PM

Happy Hump Day Crushers

Some of you may already be getting your hump on just from the writing in this thread

Sizzlin' hot here lately...oh yes it has been


So, anyone care to name names of crushes today?

~baby~doll~ 05-15-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 799096)
Happy Hump Day Crushers

Some of you may already be getting your hump on just from the writing in this thread

Sizzlin' hot here lately...oh yes it has been


So, anyone care to name names of crushes today?

:|uh no thanks. hehehe:)


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