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AtLast 11-12-2010 08:52 PM

You really should post this in the "Breaking News" thread!!! Too, funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat (Post 226459)
Meet The Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy

when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was struck with the device.

The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops, was further described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside in a TSG interview. The item, he noted, was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.”


Rook 11-12-2010 09:34 PM

Why is it, when you're feeling horridly Ill, and somehow u manage to appear "alright" so the other person won't be worried and stop mid-shopping...Suddenly everything is astonishingly snail pace and frivolous...
"Yum..bagel chips, for midnight snack?"
"Umm, Nah.."
"U sure u dont want Root Beer?"
-twitch- "No, I'm good..Can we pay now?"
"But what about snacks for later?"
"I'm sure I can whip somethin up, let's go"
"We don't have crunch n munch"
-twitch twitch- "Ok, get some..."~adds 5 boxes~
"U ok?"
"Yes, nothing sitting in the car won't fix.."
I never realized how many steps it took to reach the cashier line...
I was thisclose to sitting on the coca-cola display and giving hym my visa card with a "merry christmas" smile..

dixie 11-12-2010 11:31 PM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...de4e875bdd.jpg

Nat 11-13-2010 01:03 AM


BestButchBoy 11-13-2010 06:25 AM

Pace yourself. Slow and steady wins the race.

JustLovelyJenn 11-13-2010 10:17 AM

One should not sleep all night on the couch... ones hips do not appreciate it.

Isadora 11-13-2010 03:55 PM

My grandmother is almost 102. She has always been a feisty bossy woman. (Sound familiar?) We thought she was dieing today, then she sat up, slapped my Dad across the face and tried to bite my mother. And they wonder why I am like I am?

tuffboi29 11-13-2010 04:27 PM

I am in the middle of moving into my new house. :nixon:


This place is trashed...Not in the sense of completely but there's a good amount of trash and things askew.

This is going to take ALL weekend to finish. :|


But I find sitting here smoking this finely crafted wood tipped cigar much more to my tastes. :blink:

Smeh...There's nothing in any contract that says I have to have it finished before my stogie is done... :readfineprint:

Hack 11-13-2010 04:46 PM


Hack 11-13-2010 04:48 PM

Digging this guy lately
 

LipstickLola 11-13-2010 07:34 PM

The kidlet just brought me an old cardboard book from her collection that is at least 10 years old, it's a 'scratch and sniff' book. Ok, this is freaky but the photographs are of food items, strawberries, bananas, pizza, chocolate, when scratched they still smell, exactly like strawberries, bananas......:seeingstars:

justkim 11-13-2010 07:57 PM

I have the cutest dogs in the WORLD!
They are laying next to me snuggled under the covers with their little heads on my pillow...
They are also SNORING!

Abigail Crabby 11-13-2010 08:24 PM

I had to do it ! given my prediliction for clowns
 

Jet 11-13-2010 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby (Post 227077)

ha ha ha......

Jet 11-13-2010 08:46 PM

I hate clowns. 'Cept for Emmet Kelly and Red Skelton

Jet 11-13-2010 09:37 PM

Fantastic movies, 3 in a row tonight...

The Best Years of Our Lives (my favorite of all time)
Mrs. Miniver
The Little Foxes
written by Lillian Hellman

TCM is batting a 1,000 tonight.

That haven't aired a movie that's worth a shit in 3 weeks

BestButchBoy 11-14-2010 07:02 AM

It's not a gang without the cool girl.

LipstickLola 11-14-2010 09:26 AM

After watching CBS Sunday Morning, I remember just exactly why I am sooooo happy Gdubya isn't in the Oval office :cigar2:

tuffboi29 11-14-2010 11:17 AM

Today's Theme Song
 
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-OeaRnQrs0"]YouTube - Godsmack- I Stand Alone Lyrics[/nomedia]



Yup... :darthsmiley:

asphaltcowboi 11-14-2010 12:18 PM

grrr someone got my bank card and all the codes!!! they they drained my acct. and i will not be reinbursed untill the 19th!!! grrr least i have other monies... damn!! i wonder where they got my info? im pissed!


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