Dear ******,

This beautiful day makes me want to enjoy you even more than ever! I quickly pack your basket and we set out. I lay a blanket on the warm grass and lay you out. Nibbling on you, drinking up all you have to offer, enjoying every moment of this day with you. I am bound to end up with tiny remnants of you on my lips, but I will lick you right off.

Thanks for being so..delicious.

Always,
A fan

You got it a grapefruit lol.

You said bigger than a semi:deepthoughts:

LOL good deal didn't read far enough .

Another hint...

PS The men and women that come to you almost everyday, do so in the snow, sleet and rain.

minus "Another hint ...", ... a sad part (to me) is that i thought of internet but never mailbox.

Dearest _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _:

Yes, I'm talking to you dear.
Your taste is like maple glazed honey
on a cold winter's day and reminds me,
with each and every stroke,
how cherished I am by you.

Yours Truly,

-xxxx-

:stillheart:

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know right? I should have noted something like: in memory of.

Baked ham?

Not sure if i missed one.

Hard to keep up sometimes in here!!! Which is great!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by macele

Dear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,

i see you in the streets. i see you all over the world. you really get a round, ... from one girl to the next. everybody wants to touch you. everybody wants possession of you. your dimples. your leather. there's something in the way you move, ... when the swagger surrounds you.

automobile -- Mike

nope, not an automobile.


more hints: she has her own official size. and her hall of fame is in knoxville tn.

yes, basketball!! love the logo! lady vols fan here too!


the lady vols season started last night. chattanooga beat them :bigcry: big girls cry too lol.

Egads!!! I can't tell my wife I missed basketball!!! (We're HUGE Lady Vol Fans!!) :) She introduced me to the Lady Vols when we met..and who could resist falling in love with them??

hello, mmmmm ...

damn i smell good!, ... when rubbed and stroked with special specials and warm hands. but i prefer to be domesticated and wild, ... if ya know what i mean. and yeah, us girls strut too.

with a swish of my booty,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _




(i tried. not good at this lol.)

LOL don't feel bad. For the record, I suck at phone sex. Or maybe it has to be someone I'm really into. Nah, I would probably always suck at it.

me neither. (did i just confess to phone sex? LOL) it takes two, ... whoever on the other phone sucked with you LOL. but now i really don't care for it. that may be why you and i are not good at it lol.

I thought massage oil..but not sure if the blanks at the end represented the word or if it was the mmmmm..but neither of those are long enough!!! I think it's great for a first try! :)

Lis

(Whose only comment about phone sex is: I think it's like real sex...or kissing....some people are amazing at it, some are great, some are good, some suck. But, the truth is, if you have chemistry...you usually bring out the best in the other! ;))

not massage oil!

hint: i am female. they say some of us gobble LOL. around here, it would be a sexy gobble.