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:blink: I have to say that it's a good thing that brat of a boy calling his parents stupid and that last boy aren't mine. They would never say shit like that again, I assure you. However...today, I was talking with the daughter of a long time customer and we were talking about her parents losing the keys to their lock and she said, "They're old. They shouldn't have keys" and it just cracked me the Hell up because we'd been discussing what her dad and his brother....a couple of sixty somethings....were doing when they lost the keys and it just rubbed my funny bone. |
This guy at work always calls me a freakin' hippie. Today he named me Moonflower..lol. That really cracked me up. :peacelove:
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i got out of bed this morning to make sure my son got his pills.... just in time to watch him walk back through the back door... in boxer briefs and his coat... holding the key to the shed... and a truly disappointed look.... he couldn't get the shed door unlocked to see the christmas presents... that cracked me up.
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Last night...
Being razzed by few people last night.
Being asked a few hundred questions about her. The bantering amongst friends. Being conned into going to a bar because it was someone's birthday Bumpah. Her laughter when I was telling her a few things on the phone outside the restaurant. |
this tweet:
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I support Gay Sex and Abortion because I'm for anything that prevents another Rick Santorum from coming into this world. |
Fotoshop by Adobé
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Betty White’s Off Their Rockers
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I texted a femme friend today with photos of an '04 Chevy Avalanche 4x4 . It is candy color blue, awesome mudgrips - lifted to the sky. I test drove it. Anyway, she texted me back and all she said was something to the tune of how happy she is for me because she knows I am really enjoying my day off with this truck.
She then proceeded to describe how she is into a movie marathon today, etc. ... not one single comment about this beautiful truck. I sent her another text and asked her what did she think of the truck and be honest ... if she thought it was ugly and hated it, then just say it. I received a text back shortly . She said, "it's a pretty truck." I was sitting in my truck when I read her one little comment about this sensational vehicle. For a couple of minutes, all I could do was gaze out the window dumbfounded. Then it registered. LOL! Guess with all my excitment, I was a little slow. I really had a good laugh. |
The local newspaper published an article on "some of the worst analogies written by high school students". These are amusing yet also kind of sad. Hope these kids dont have to take the MAT's.
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Showing that smug avatar in Just Dance 3 for wii the definition of pwnd.
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Cracked me right up :)
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Thanks RN
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The look on my manager's face when a staff member pipes up to correct a young reporter: "Herman Cain dropped out of the race." ... :| ... (How did they not know that?!!!)
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Well, ummm, yay?
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7172/6...e1d386701a.jpg hotlips by Unleashed Image, on Flickr |
The pup howling at me for the first time yesterday morning. She seems to do this when she is excited.
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The internet, it cracks me up on so many fun and scary levels!
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When she fell to the floor and pretended to faint because pancakes would not be appearing at that very moment just because she brought me the box of bisquick. And as if I would feed her bisquick pancakes. Followed by her strict supervision of my pancake making cause I was going so slow. Child...you kill me.
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Yesterday, one of the blokes at the Disabled Arts Studio started dancing to the music that was playing….to say he was dancing like your Dad at a family Wedding was an understatement! LOL! He had his thumbs up in the air and said: “This music’s got a good beat!” I was struggling to breathe I was laughing so hard! LOL!
It reminded me of the Angel episode “I Don’t Dance.” I affectionately say anyone who dances like this as having gone to the ‘Angel School of Dancing’, lol! |
Gets me everytime
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