None.

How many items do you own that are shaped like a heart?

1 pair of crappy slippers and about 7 pairs of cozy slipper socks

How many candles do you have in your living room?

2 pr. plastic Berkie style slippers
1 pr. cotton soft slippers
1 pr. shower shoes
1 pr. flip flops

and various pairs at the door for inside wear (prob. 3 or 4)



How many dildos do you have?

zero................BUT IF I did own any, they'd be so old and brittle by now I would have to toss them out...:giggle:


How many Christmas Parties have you been invited to?

Zero.... Everybody, here at home, knows about my bad back so it's pointless to invite me, LMAO (or not) :blush: :giggle: :eyebat:


How many NYE party celebrations have you ever attended?

Four... I really don't like celebrating with a loud party. Instead I look forward to New Years Day.. inviting a few friends over for a wonderful meal... taking a walk in nature as I think of the New Year ahead and what I wish to accomplish.

How many pets do you have?

Deborah

zero...........

How many times have you gone out caroling?

Zero.. I'm jewish (although I barely follow the religion, it's more of a cultural thing with me).

How many holiday parties do you think you'll attend this year?

Deborah

zero................

How many holiday cards do you expect to send out?

None.

How many containers of tea do you have in your residence?

Deborah

One tall jar of instant expresso

One medium sized jar of instant Maxwell House


How many prescription bottles do you have (full or empty)?

8

How many ary pieces do you have in the house?

Ok, maybe I haven't read back far enough, but what's an "ary". Odds are I have none.

How big is the bed in your bedroom and how many complete sets of sheets do you have for it?

I have a Queen Size bed......0 complete sets of sheets (I don't like a top sheet so I only buy fitted bottoms and the pillow cases.l..............


How many packages did you mail out this holiday season?

Zero

How many X-Mas/Chanukah Bushes/Yule Logs do you have on your property?

This whole complex here is surrounded by trees, way to many to count........


How many people will be at Christmas dinner?

2 human people 2 cat people


How long will you get to be alone X-Mas Day?

none, Mary will be stuck to me like glue................LOL


How many stores will you hit the day after Christmas for their sales?