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I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that? :blink:
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Or,,,,,,,you could be like me and have brand new glasses *AND* an mirror that magnifies 8-times and still can't see. *LOL* :| That's not so much about age as it most likely is problematic vision issues, but hey, I'm alive, past the age of 55, and happy to be present. :) |
When Saturday mornings are filled with listening to '70's music while fixing breakfast, washing dishes and relaxing. Instead of cartoons, little league games and where are we going and are we there yet
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When you no longer care how much a hair cut costs!
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when each moment counts..one way or another:tea:
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take pleasure in listening more then talking:tea:
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When you hear yourself saying things your parents say.
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You get grouchy for no reason....
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Deciding to embrace my facial hair, growing a moustache clipping and grooming it choosing whether or not to make it a handlebar while really envying Ty Cobb's.
Making choices based on what you want:mohawk::hippie::piratelaugh: not what is socially appropriate. |
When you no longer give a shit about small things that used to irk you.
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when.. you find 80's music on oldies channel......what?!!?:|
when..you still say the words "bummer" & "groovy" and get blank stares from under 30's crowd when..your birthday is a day you would like to forget! (your idea of) fun making this kind of list...lol Peace |
here's a few more...
still do not see the genius of selfies .. exact change .. (you) don't know "jomos" Peace |
I deal with change differently. When I was younger, change was always greeted with a fair amount of time and energy wasting bitching, moaning, and groaning. Nowadays, change is greeted with a simple "oh fuck" and immediately followed by what does this mean, what is the impact, and how am I going to deal with it. Not sure if I like it but it saves a lot of time and is easier on the emotions. |
when.. "digging myself a hole" use to mean i was in deep trouble..now it usually means i'm in the garden with hills of dirt around me ..smiling :tea:
where.. calling for a cab is passe, when most everyone else uses Uber when..instead of turning the music up..you automatically turn it down:sunglass: yep, you've arrived..old age :| |
You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a surprised look on your face. " "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock " "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?" |
when you can’t keep up with the technology at work.
nor do you want to |
you look for-
early bird specials senior discounts if you have a purse you have (at all times) cough drops coin purse checkbook embroidered handkerchef cab fare |
When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation
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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone. :(
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When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.
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when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik:hangloose:................ok, almost always:jester:
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the IT guys keep "ma'aming" me............
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When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down.
Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later. |
I realize losing weight is soooo slow now.
In high school I could lose 10 lbs in a week if I really wanted to. Now I have to be happy that I'm losing a pound a week. Yay |
While holding the line waiting for a real person, you realize that you know the words to all the "elevator" music.
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When your Dr's are young enough to be your child and the nurses are to young to flirt with
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Where did manners go with all this texting? These young whippersnappers text too often with too much crap, like emojis and other nonsense. Then the selfies, OMG. I miss unsmart phones! |
I seem to be entering a second "awkward teen" stage of life.
I'm too old to be young, and too young to be old. :thinking: |
When I get into a conversation with two gentlemen (who crossed the 'old age' bridge a long time ago) about the 'youth of today'.
AND We're in complete agreement. :phonegab: |
After 59 years of life long experience, my internal radar works with lightening speed. :bunchflowers:
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you were wild..now you're chill
you don't ask so many questions you enjoy listening:tea: |
When it takes me all day to do a few chores an whip up a few items to take to Thanksgiving. Seems I used to be better organized
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When any kind of"Breaking News" interrupts my enjoyment of the Weather Channel.
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