Was gonna say not corny at all it a great choice and then realize you are being funny lol

for sure canoe lazily down a river

WYR have your right hand broken by getting into a bar fight OR left hand broken because you fell off a bike

bar fight.. drunks have rights too ( pssst.. I'm being funny again)

wyr wear a "hello I'm ..." pin at a convention or refuse to leave your room?

psssst I know and drunks are funny too lol

I will wear the Hello pin

WYR pyjamas to work one day OR something WAY too SMALL

way small, i dont own pjs

wyr swim in the ocean or swim in a lake?

Lake

WYR eat chicken or fish?

Fish

WYR run a mile or walk 5 miles?

walk.. I need to be realistic

wyr spend 5 hours at a curling rink or be staked to a fire ant hill?

Curling, of course,it's spell binding.

WYR Play with bubble wrap or a can of condensed air ?

Bubble wrap

WYR do laundry or dishes?

can.. I'm told you can get high if you hold it right

wyr tell the person in front of you that they've got 60 items in an 8 item express lane or just stand there looking pissed?

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we need a "wyr"

WYR...always be overdressed or underdressed?

WYR have a mouse in your room or a spider?[/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Spider because I can step on it.

WYR have a PB&J or grilled cheese?

grill cheese

WYR have a pimple on your forehead the day of your date OR a sore @ss and you can't sit down?

sore ass.. go dancing and never sit one out.

one lil bite or big slice?

Big slice! No question, lol.
(Unless it's something gross, like beets!)

Lose a toe or lose a finger?

toe.. I'm a lesbian


wyr get dumped by email or text?

lose a toe

WYR tell someone they smell bad OR bad breath