The person I was working with today. Really!? never worked with someone who looked or acted so unprofessional in my entire career. I wonder how these people don't get weeded out of the field... very interesting. Needless to say, I did crack up!

Don't blame Serge, he had a traumatic childhood.

Hearing someone say, "squat and cough" (and not like you'd think.) I swear my sense of humour belongs to someone who's 8 years old and male.

Femmsational and I were watching a new game show called Total Blackout.

Purpose of show is playing on people's fears and phobias by having them compete in complete darkness. One of the contestants was this hilarious gay guy who just had us laughing until it came time for the contestants to rely on their sense of smell to guess what the "object" is.

He slides the little slot back, takes a huge sniff and goes...."Ooooo I know this one!"

.............It was a man's ass.......ROTF!!!!!

And yes, he finally guessed it right. lol.

First grade boy says to me... "what happened to your lips?"
Me: that is lip gloss.
first grade boy: "oh, and what happened to your eyes?"
me: "eye shadow. it is make up and it is normal sometimes."
first grade boy: "well it is new on you."

LMAO!!!


The Brutal One just got home from 5 days on the road. First time in....7 years....I think, that we've been apart that long. First thing he does is hug me and then we start talking. I notice that his eyes are much lower than normal. Like not looking at my face. So I ignore it thinking that his neck is probably sore from driving. He goes to change and comes back out of the room and walks through the living room, once again he's talking.......to somewhere lower than normal. I still think, eh, maybe he's just tired and doesn't realize what he's doing. Couple minutes later, we're in the kitchen getting pizza. Brute reaches for the plate I'm handing him and this time there is NO mistaking where he's looking. LMAO!!! I totally called him on it and it embarressed the heck outta him.


So what cracked me up is that obviously when we are apart for a period of time, he reverts back to a 13 year old boy going through puberty. LOL~~~


Still cracking up!!!



julie

Erm........... Okay, okay..........YES! I was staring at them alright?!

How was I supposed to know that being gone for 7 days would cause me revert back to being a 13 year old boy going through puberty?!?!?!


Oh Yes They Are Good To Look At,
Brute.

Now these cracked me up today, lol!

This:
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/05/12/w...family-tithes/

this
 

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...18499206_n.jpg

:huhlaugh:

Not sure if I have already put this in here sometime in the past ( I don't think so) but I'm too lazy right now to look and it's too early to care sooooo....

This woman walks into an ice cream shop and asks... :rofl:
woman: can I have a chocolate cone?
attendent: we don't have any.
woman: oh. can I have a cup with a scoop of chocolate then?
attendent: we don't have any.
woman: well, then can I have a mix of chocolate and vanilla?
attendent: *deep frustrated sigh* do you see the "straw" in strawberry?
woman: uh huh?
attendent: do you see the "van" in vanilla?
woman: yes!
attendent: do you see the "freak" in chocolate?
woman: there is no freakin' chocolate!
attendent: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!! :pointing:

Have a nce day... and don't be pissin' off the ice cream attendent today!! :superfunny:

reading my Here & now post and realizing i used Cowboi's answer for where i was leaving for :blink: :cracked:

reckon i need to pay closer attention!

I was on the phone with my mom, trying to get her the tech support number for Kindle. I gave her the number then said, "Hey, they have an option to call you. Would you rather me have them just do that?"

She said, "ok, hang on a second." Then "yells" to my kids who are visiting her, "Guys, where is my phone? I need my phone, I am expecting a call."

I hear my oldest saying, "um, Meme, you are talking on it."

~giggling begins~

:sparklyheart:

A facebook status from a friend and response from her mom... :rofl:

status reads: pooped. shower and then bed. work at 5.
mother: we do not need to know when you go poop! that is kinda personal.
friend: I wasnt saying that I need to poop people. lol Im saying that I'm tired. lol
:cracked:

I went with my daughter and grandson (2.5yo) to sibling class at the hospital. There were six other kids and various other sidecicks (parents, etc) along for the ride....

Nurse: Julain how old are you?
Julian: Seven!!
:rofl: