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Oh Zimmy, that's the WORST! Did they try to jump it? I'm sorry you had to get such an expensive battery! If all us femmes rode around on unicorns like some people think we do, we wouldn't have to worry about this sort of thing, eh? :)

I hope you still went to your dinner anyway. I know when bad stuff happens it's extra hard to want to go out, but I sometimes find it's just that sort of distraction that helps take the edge off a crappy day!

UNICORNS? !!!!! Really? Hmmm never thought that myself....nice imagery though!!! <smile> Clay

ScandalAndy

06-24-2011 11:09 AM

Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles. :)

Inked_Trinity

06-24-2011 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 364673)

Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles. :)

Hmmm I don't see this mentioned in the handbook anywhere... got a page reference? LMAOOOOOO

amnesia.bfp

06-24-2011 11:35 AM

How do I know if I'm single if I don't know who I am? Click here to play my Planet game.

clay	06-24-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 364673)

Clearly, all femmes ride unicorns and have rainbows coming out of their bums and are made of candy and sparkles. :)

aww dang...my ink thingy is messed up..won't let me have blue.....crap!
WOW! Nice imagery! Now where does one sign up for one of these femmes? Inked I must have got that same Handbook for Butches...as mine doesn't have that page either!!!! REFUNDDDDDDDDD pls! lol....Clay

clay	06-24-2011 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by amnesia.bfp (Post 364689)

How do I know if I'm single if I don't know who I am? Click here to play my Planet game.

rotflmaopmp

ScandalAndy

06-24-2011 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 364686)

Hmmm I don't see this mentioned in the handbook anywhere... got a page reference? LMAOOOOOO

It's in the sparkly pink handbook, which y'all don't want anything to do with :) I saw it once in someone else's book, that makes it true. :canadian:

Inked_Trinity

06-24-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 364697)

It's in the sparkly pink handbook, which y'all don't want anything to do with :) I saw it once in someone else's book, that makes it true. :canadian:

Rule # 1.... The femme is always right

Rule #2.... If the femme is ever wrong, refer back to rule # 1

Delish

06-24-2011 11:58 AM

Thanks for the welcome back and heyyyyy to all the newbies :)
I have been going thru massive testing while away and will have surgery next month so I will probably be away for a tiny bit during that time :)
I hope everyone has a FABULOUS weekend!!!

ScandalAndy

06-24-2011 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 364706)

Rule # 1.... The femme is always right

Rule #2.... If the femme is ever wrong, refer back to rule # 1

I also saw that in a book somewhere once!!

Okay, who's got a swimming pool and wants to have a barbecue? I'm so over this heat!!

ScandalAndy

06-24-2011 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Delish (Post 364707)

Nice to meet you!! Wishing you a very speedy recovery so you don't have to miss too much!

Delish

06-24-2011 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 364710)

Nice to meet you!! Wishing you a very speedy recovery so you don't have to miss too much!

thank u :)

clay	06-24-2011 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 364706)

Rule # 1.... The femme is always right

Rule #2.... If the femme is ever wrong, refer back to rule # 1

^5 Inky!!!
Ummm Inky:
Mine is a lil different...mine says
1. A femme is not always right, but she's NEVER wrong!
Umm mine is First Edition, Volume 1....circa 1950's. Is that yours, too?

clay	06-24-2011 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 364708)

I also saw that in a book somewhere once!!

Okay, who's got a swimming pool and wants to have a barbecue? I'm so over this heat!!

Hey Scan:
I have something BETTER than a pool...the whole Atlantic Ocean...c'mon down!!! We will BBQ, too! ....pattin' foot on warm sand:sunglass:...waitin'.....

clay	06-24-2011 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Delish (Post 364707)

Welcome back, Del.....take care...and mend super fast! Big, warm BUTCH hugs to you!!! Clay

Inked_Trinity

06-24-2011 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 364728)

Hey Scan:
I have something BETTER than a pool...the whole Atlantic Ocean...c'mon down!!! We will BBQ, too! ....pattin' foot on warm sand:sunglass:...waitin'.....

OHHHH Can I come too..... I'll be happy to bring a bushel of Maryland blue crabs.

ScandalAndy

06-24-2011 12:49 PM

so we're having a cookout on the beach with swimming and crab cooking? I'm so down!!! It's been forever since I swam in the ocean. I like picking up all the awesome shells!

clay	06-24-2011 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 364730)

OHHHH Can I come too..... I'll be happy to bring a bushel of Maryland blue crabs.

Sure, Inky!!! Maybe Scan & I will share our blankie with ya...maybe give ya a corner...lol...<wink>

clay	06-24-2011 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 364733)

so we're having a cookout on the beach with swimming and crab cooking? I'm so down!!! It's been forever since I swam in the ocean. I like picking up all the awesome shells!

Oh for sure...crabs....shrimp....and shell searching...maybe a nice bonfire and roast marshmallows....ok???
Sawwweettttt

Inked_Trinity

06-24-2011 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 364726)

^5 Inky!!!
Ummm Inky:
Mine is a lil different...mine says
1. A femme is not always right, but she's NEVER wrong!
Umm mine is First Edition, Volume 1....circa 1950's. Is that yours, too?

We really need to get you a new one! I was handed mine by a concerned femme last year!

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