true and over here in "green acres" we got tons of them


T or F Whatever fruit that is in season, will dictate what type of baked good you 'll make

False. T or F you like muesli?

True.

T/F: You are a food separatist (food on your plate shouldn't touch other foods)

Somewhat true..........I don't like anything liquid/ soggy touching anything firm!

T/F You would rather send a quick text than pick up the phone and make a call

False

T or f, you are more of a texter?

True.
T/F: you will put earphones in on an airplane/train/bus/subway to avoid talking with seatmates

True.

True or False You like someone else to do things for you.

False. Makes me uncomfortable. But I'll do things with them.

T/F: you open the windows to hear the rain falling.

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true

t/f You date just to have fun and meet new ppl?

What is this "dating" you's speak of?

False..............(can't remember the last date I had to be honest)


t/f You've lied about your age

False

T/F Sarcasm doesn't translate over the internet.

True, sarcasm doesn't translated to serious & uptight people.

True or False, you treat your pet better than your human friends.

True...given that sarcasm depends on vocal cues and tone and people often "hear" sarcasm because it would have been their own inclination in a given circumstance or they simply can't recognise the use of irony. There's also the possibility that someone with zero sense of humour is reading the type.

From Wiki: "John Haiman writes: "There is an extremely close connection between sarcasm and irony, and literary theorists in particular often treat sarcasm as simply the crudest and least interesting form of irony." I agree.

T/F Humour ( for better or worse ) is a good indicator of intellect.

False - I don't have a pet or any human friends really.

T/F you agree with the old Mark Twain adage, “The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”

True.

T/F Everyone thinks they have a good sense of humour.

false... I've never treated my dog to an excellent birthday dinner at a fine restaurant.

t/f you "baby talk" to your pet(s).

true...and my dog also has a better sense of humour than most people.

t/f you once applied for a job at The Clinton Foundation.

True - I don't have a pet but I baby talk to chickadees I hand feed during walks in the woods (nuthatches and the occasional downy woodpecker as well).

T/F If the opportunity arose to significantly change the direction of your life, you would not take it.

false, I am entirely unstable and have a long history of "zigging" ( altho consistent zigging may be a form of stable uni-direction )

t/f you can enjoy the debate no matter which side you've been assigned .

True, I love to play Devil's advocate

T or f you read torrid romances

false ... never been a fan of anything sweaty... and lately I listen more than I read.

t/f your night table and the floor beside your bed is loaded with books to be read.

True.

True or false: you would love to be able to run backwards as fast as you can run forwards.

False...............I'm happy just walking these days, there is nowhere I need to run to or from!


True or False you tend to be a creature of habit

True. T or F you are a very spontaneous person?

True............

T or F you tend to order the same dishes at restaurants because you know you'll like them and don't want risk something lousey

half true

True or False - You are just predictable enough that when you do something unpredictable it's a bit jarring to those close to you.

False I think. I'd have to ask those close to me.

True or False Your car has had repairs recently.

True

True or False - You're a risk taker and you enjoy pushing past your limits.

True.

True or False You have strong feelings about whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

True

True or False - You take what you want.

False.

True or False You believe in astrology.

FALSE.......Whenever ya read a horoscope in the newspaper it's almost always geared to some work/employment situation! What about the retired, unemployed, and disabled???

T/F You enjoy and often use idioms

True.

True or False You have been the recipient of someone else's generosity recently.

[True or False You have been the recipient of someone else's generosity recently.[/QUOTE]

True

T or F - There are people gleefully waiting for you to die so they can tap dance all over your grave?

True

T or F - There are people gleefully waiting for you to die so they can tap dance all over your grave?[/QUOTE]

False...I've buried the haters. ( I think lol )

t/f you only wear "breathable" underpants.

False...I've buried the haters. ( I think lol )

t/f you only wear "breathable" underpants.[/QUOTE]

False...........

t/f you have had an office romance

False...........

t/f you have had an office romance[/QUOTE]

True, that's how I met my spouse!!:hangloose: T or F you cannot tolerate a lazy person?

True, that's how I met my spouse!!:hangloose: T or F you cannot tolerate a lazy person?[/QUOTE]

False - Though I don't want one for a lover or to be the supervisor of one at work, and I wouldn't like it at all if my sons were that way,as long as they aren't neglecting any minor children it doesn't bother me if some of my friends are a bit lazy.

T or F - You think Lea Delaria would look hot in a kilt?

False - Though I don't want one for a lover or to be the supervisor of one at work, and I wouldn't like it at all if my sons were that way,as long as they aren't neglecting any minor children it doesn't bother me if some of my friends are a bit lazy.

T or F - You think Lea Delaria would look hot in a kilt?[/QUOTE]

For some reason I've never warmed up to Lea, not sure why so False......


T or F You think kd lang would look hot in a kilt?