Butch Femme Planet - Do you have a crush on anyone here at The Planet?

Mopsie - I am not sure if this is a good idea. I am a lover of bacon and I would probably eat my own pants off. I don't perform as well on a full stomach.

stargazingboi

08-01-2013 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrang1er (Post 828425)

Mopsie - I am not sure if this is a good idea. I am a lover of bacon and I would probably eat my own pants off. I don't perform as well on a full stomach.

ok..now I want to watch that...are you double jointed? because I think it would be much more entertaining if you pulled each piece off with your teeth. Just sayin

Mopsie

08-01-2013 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stargazingboi (Post 828428)

ok..now I want to watch that...are you double jointed? because I think it would be much more entertaining if you pulled each piece off with your teeth. Just sayin

Love this idea! *starting up the music and turning on the disco ball*

Wrang1er

08-01-2013 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess (Post 828422)

I'm still waiting to be super squished, Queerio!!

The rest of y'all are crazy..I want the collectable birthday wrangaroo in bacon patterned booty shorts.

Expedite my shipping please.

The collectible birthday edition doesn't come out until 8/17/13.

Katniss

08-01-2013 01:33 PM

http://baconintheoven.files.wordpres...rwear-fail.jpg

Apparently Mopsie is not alone in her desire to see another dressed in the "bacon buff."

I rather like the idea of various Crushers depicted as bobbleheads....let me know when they start to be sold as sets.....

Katniss~~(there were additional "bacon as garmet wear" photos but the above was one of the few that did not violate the T.O.S.)

Mopsie

08-01-2013 01:40 PM

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ... :blink:

stargazingboi

08-01-2013 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopsie (Post 828437)

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ... :blink:

me too :blink:

Katniss

08-01-2013 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopsie (Post 828437)

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ... :blink:

The brunette on the end has "cooked pants." I suppose it is up to you and your crush to get things hot enough to make it sizzle..... :blush:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5BPoQX62Uf...-Underwear.jpg

Or you could opt for the pre-cooked "Brief Jerky" as shown above.

Katniss~~

WolfyOne

08-01-2013 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 828434)

Wondering if they would sizzle in the sun as those bikinis started to shrink :|

Katniss, thank you because this is a vision that will stay in my head forever and make me queasy at the thought :blink:

From this day and on, I will never need a crush that likes bacon that much.

Wrang1er

08-01-2013 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopsie (Post 828437)

I was picturing COOKED bacon pants ... :blink:

I am with Mopsie. Cooked bacon works for me.

WingsOnFire

08-01-2013 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by o'queery (Post 828402)

Oh you jest, handsomeMOST. I am NOT even gonna have a wet dream about fighting Gren for you.

Sits back with popcorn and a soda in my comfy chair enjoying this exchange... hmmmm... wonder who your crush is... pssstt you can tell me... I promise to keep a secret... winks... :eatinghersheybar: :popcorn:
:waitinggirl:

candy_coated_bitch

08-01-2013 01:58 PM

I have no idea what just happened in here. :|

I may never crush again, people.

Kobi	08-01-2013 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katniss (Post 828434)

Frankly, if someone is going to dress in bacon, I prefer it to be uncooked. Watching it cook to perfection, slowly sizzling in the sun, juices dripping, the enticing aroma filling the senses.....is a bit more deliciously intriguing to imagine.

Then again, it might be a bit like sex on the beach......sounds romantic and sexy but in actuality it is messy, uncomfortable, and sand goes places sand was not meant to go.

Just an aside, where did this photo come from? One of the bacon women bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I know.

Sweet Bliss

08-01-2013 03:57 PM

Omg, y'all are questioning my sources? I'll have you know that it was a very upscale "fast food joint " in an undisclosed location, in my hood.

The middle stall told the whole story. :hangloose:

o'queery

08-01-2013 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 828493)

Omg, y'all are questioning my sources? I'll have you know that it was a very upscale "fast food joint " in an undisclosed location, in my hood.

The middle stall told the whole story. :hangloose:

OMG Middle Stall Molly?

She lies..... Mostly. lol

:detective:

grenade

08-01-2013 04:57 PM

How big is wrang's head???

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Originally Posted by Wrang1er (Post 828363)

Do not team up with Grenade! When she talks about my big head she means the size. ;)

....the earth is orbiting wrang's head. *badoom boom*

Go Team Grenade!!!

stargazingboi

08-01-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by o'queery (Post 828519)

OMG Middle Stall Molly?

She lies..... Mostly. lol

:detective:

I was sure I saw different info in the end stall...but that was in the mens room *shrugs* the question is..which one is right?

o'queery

08-01-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stargazingboi (Post 828533)

I was sure I saw different info in the end stall...but that was in the mens room *shrugs* the question is..which one is right?

Well.. I wrote that shit myself star *smiles*

LoyalWolfsBlade

08-01-2013 08:23 PM

Hmm thinking I need to hang out in chat from now on...not that I need help finding someone to crush on...
If my phone would let me I already would have made the chat move....

o'queery

08-02-2013 12:38 PM

Wrang-a-Lang

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...KQF3bfBLihuryQ

xoxoxoxoxox *smooch*

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