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Got my hair cut today, is it me or does there seem to be more grey hair on the drape than the last time? :buzz cut:
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When in order to text I have to push my phone further and further and FURTHER away from me in order to see the letters I'm typing!!!
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People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture. You sing along with the elevator music You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. |
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You get into a heated argument about pension plans Your drugs of preference are now vitamins. Youthful injuries return with a vengeance |
When it takes both of you to flock your pool, then sit and rest, out of breath and smoke a ciggie.
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when you see this on fb ans say NO WAY are you kidding !
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Twelve hour work days use to be the norm for me. I know that I am getting older because now it takes me encouraging myself all day to just work 8 hrs.
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when Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson comes on and you suddenly realize you could be her!
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lol gaea neveahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
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You know your getting old when you have to keep looking up above on the headliner, to remember what Thread your actually posting in...
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You know your getting old when you have one of these http://www.diabetesandmore.com/Asset...ages/67501.jpg
And yet you keep looking and seeing that you forgot to take Saturdays pills and hell even Friday evenings... |
You know your getting old when the candles cost more than the cake and when it's lit, the smoke detector alarm sounds off!
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You know you are getting older when you miss the fine print on a national wildlife refuge sign that says fishing by permit only. That dang fine print gets me every time
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You know you're getting older when you can remember the good ol' days and nearly everyone you knew was working and had a good job with decent pay and benefits. Back then, really, the only jobs that consistently paid minimum wage were the entry level jobs at fast food joints and convenience stores.
Come to think of it, I can't remember a single one of my friends' parents who were unemployed. Ya, you know when you're getting old when you see how sad our society really is these days. It seems like a lifetime ago when Americans had it really good, or at least had a chance at having it really good, but I'm old enough to remember those days. ~Theo~ :bouquet: |
you know your getting older when the grand kids make the same sorta messes in your house as your kids did only you smile and welcome it with the grand kids...
there is something to be said in parenting...i finally understand what other grandparents have said, "if only grand kids came first"...hee hee i totally get it... |
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